you're a bean

MY PASSIONS: Sloth Appreciation, Slutdropping, Eating Chicken, Desperados, Photobombing, and Drawing Dicks On Things. In That Order. .ig-b- { display: inline-block; } .ig-b- img { visibility: hidden; } .ig-b-:hover { background-position: 0 -60px; } .ig-b-:active { background-position: 0 -120px; } .ig-b-v-24 { width: 137px; height: 24px; background: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-view-sprite-24.png) no-repeat 0 0; } @media only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min--moz-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (-o-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2 / 1), only screen and (min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min-resolution: 192dpi), only screen and (min-resolution: 2dppx) { .ig-b-v-24 { background-image: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/[email protected]); background-size: 160px 178px; } }

[masturb88]

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

[8yrs-deactivated20130129]

ORTHODONTIST

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[slutdroppingsloth]

Status: Rain! :)

Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

[angryladies-deactivated20160518]

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

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When I need something to use during a procedure that I forgot to sterilize, and no one has a spare

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When you and your patient just click

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When your boss tells a joke and you are all

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When your patient acts really weird

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Patients who wanna spend half the time talking and put you behind schedule

Really I need to work!

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When your small talk involves discussing the weather

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When you get that Dr discount

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Patients who never show up for their appointments and then get mad that nothing is getting done got me like

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Patients who think pressure = sharp are all

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What I want to do to parents who freak their kids out about getting local anesthesia as I’m holding the syringe

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Showing patient what floss is for the first time

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

There’s always time to hug your little bro. [video]

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”