It Was Agatha All Along

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Hi, I'm Lucia, I'm 18. I write for several fandoms (above), I like animals and books. My pronouns are she/they and I'm pansexual. I don't mind writing for teen!reader so long as it's platonic. I will accept asks at any time and my inbox is always open but they might not be posted for a couple of days. My taglist is open if anyone wants to join it.

this blog does not support racism, homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, sexism, or any other form of hate/prejudice. this includes jkr and tom felton. if you support these things, do not interact with me or my content. If you are interacting with any nsfw then 18+ but 14+ if it's just sfw or platonic fics that you are reading.

Here is my Kinktober Post. (all taken)

Kinktober Order

Here's my 1.2k Sleepover.

Thirsty Thursday Post

Kinkmas 2021 Post (all taken)

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Won't Write: noncon, piss kink, incest, pedophilia, underage sex.

Marvel Characters: Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Yelena Belova, Bucky Barnes, Helmut Zemo, Carol Danvers, Peter Parker, Pietro Maximoff.

JatP Characters: Luke Patterson, Reggie Peters, Julie Molina, Carrie Wilson.

SaB Characters: Kaz Brekker, General Kirigan, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Alina Starkov, Nina Zenik.

Marauders Era: Remus Lupin, Lily Evans, James Potter, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Sirius Black, Regulus Black.

Harry Potter Characters: Pansy Parkinson, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Blaise Zabini, Bill Weasley, Theo Nott, Hermione Granger, Mattheo Riddle and Ginny Weasley.

Criminal Minds Characters: Jennifer Jareau, Spencer Reid, Emily Prentiss, Penelope Garcia and Luke Alves.

Percy Jackson Characters: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Leo Valdez, Piper Mclean, Jason Grace, Thalia Grace, Silena Beauregard.

Titans Characters: Rachel Roth, Koriand'r, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Garfield Logan.

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Murder House: Violet Harmon, Tate Langdon and Nora Montgomery.

Asylum: Kit Walker, Sister Mary Eunice and Lana Winters.

Coven: Madison Montgomery, Zoe Benson, Misty Day and Kyle Spencer.

Freak Show: Maggie Esmerelda, Jimmy Darling, Desiree Dupree and Dandy Mott.

Hotel: James March, Elizabeth Johnson, Sally Mckenna and Tristan Duffy.

Cult: Winter Anderson, Kai Anderson and Ally Mayfair-Richards.

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Taglist -

@citrus-cider @evilcr0ne @wandaswifeyforlifey @invictusbabey

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Tony: nat, whats a queen without her king?

Natasha: historically, better.

Steve: okay, so what's juliet without romeo?

Wanda: alive.

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Presents // H.Z

Prompt 4- Wrapping presents with _____, and trying to hide their present from them.

Warnings: kissing, fluff.

Each year you'd wrap Helmut's present separate as the two of you would wrap the presents together but unfortunately just as you were about to go do his gift, he asked to do the presents then.

Obviously you agreed but it led to him looking through all the presents and trying to guess which one is his. Then when you wouldn't answer, he pinned you to the ground and began tickling you.

After several minutes of torture, you find your way on top of him and tickle him back. "Fine, fine. I surrender" Helmut said, pulling you down to kiss your lips.

Sitting up, Helmut moved you to sit on his lap. "So, what is my Christmas present?" he asks. "I'm not saying a word" you say, "you'll have to wait for christmas morning."

"Okay. I'll wait but just give me a hint, please" he practically begs. Rolling your eyes, you say "no, now let's finish the wrapping because at this rate it'll be new years eve."

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Nail Polish // L.L

Prompt 3- _____ teasing you about your festive nails that you just painted because they will just end up being ruined because you’re clumsy.

He didn't make fun of you for the nail vanish in particular considering you'd done his in black not even an hour prior but instead because they were in red and green since it's nearly Christmas.

Also with you being extremely clumsy, it would definitely not last that much longer and had only gotten this far from you just sitting in one place for twenty minutes.

The entire time was just them going on about multiple occasions of you being clumsy and his favourite was the time you were held hostage then your chair fell over whilst you tried to undo the knots.

Somehow you ended up falling asleep in that position and even after ages Loki still manages to have photos. The funny thing was the fact they didn't try to do anything for about twenty minutes but instead stood and took pictures.

Time seemed to move slowly when you finally said, "told you that I could last an hour without ruining my nails". Just then you stood up, leaning against the doorway before slipping because of the wooden floor and your socks.

As he helps you up from the ground, Loki smirks and you look to see a line going through your index finger's nail vanish. "Well, my dear friend, it appears that you only lasted fifty-two minutes so I suppose I win" they said, grinning.

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Christmas Dinner // W.M

Prompt 2- Making Christmas dinner with _____.

Warnings: mentions of food, a bit of kissing.

You laugh lightly as you turn to see Wanda eating the icing out of the bowl. "Wanda, darling. We are meant to be making the dessert, we can eat it later" you say, pressing a kiss to her lips just to taste the butter cream icing.

"It's not my fault, it's delicious" she complains as she not so subtly wraps her arms around your waist. You can't help but smile as you feel her lean her face into the crook of your neck.

"Fine, but no more. We are in control of dessert for everyone" you say, trying to act like your not completely melting inside out of how cute Wanda is currently.

"Y'know, that one of them'll bring something just incase. I'm guessing Thor, he likes poptarts too much" she said, only partially joking about the others.

"Fair point but that doesn't mean we can't put some efforts in" you continue trying to get her to be serious. "Where was this enthusiasm when we were celebrating Hanukkah?" she teases.

"Hey! I was trying but you wouldn't let me touch a thing because you thought I was going to mess it up" you point out. Grinning, Wanda said "think. Thought gives off the impression that I got over that fear."

"Rude much" you mutter, continuing with the icing whilst Wanda checks how the cupcakes are looking. You turn around just to see her with one of the cakes mostly in her mouth.

"Wanda!" you complained as she finishes it. Rolling her eyes, she says"Remember when I caught you taking one of the potato pancakes last year when I said for you to wait for the others."

The two of you laugh before continuing with the food just for the cookies to be nearly burnt when Wanda pulled them out of the oven.

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Mistletoe // W.M

Christmas Prompt 1- Kissing _____ under the mistletoe while _____ walks in on you two.

Warnings: kissing.

You sigh, walking out of the room. It was one of Stark's unnecessary Holiday parties and unfortunately as an avenger, you had to make a small appearance for at least an hour.

It didn't take long for you to find Wanda, sitting at the bar alone. Walking over to her and taking a seat, you say "hey, wanda". "Hello, you getting bored of people staring at you as well?" she asks.

Nodding, you say "yeah. I honestly don't know why stark likes having a bunch of strangers here poking into our business".

"C'mon, why don't we go out to the balcony, yeah?" she suggests as you agree. Not even a couple of minutes later, the two of you are sitting outside on the balcony.

You look up for a second when you see Wanda send a grin your way and realise there's mistletoe even outside.

"Well, we don't want to disappoint holiday traditions, do we?" you say whilst wanda leans forward. Her soft lips connect with your and you can taste the familiar taste of cherry lip balm.

You don't notice anyone until a voice that you recognise as Vision says "I'm sorry for intruding but Mr Parker and Mr Lang want everyone for group photos."

The two of you pull apart and Wanda agrees, saying "okay, we'll be there in a minute". As he leaves, the two of you laugh before following him inside.

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Spending Hanukkah With Bucky.

His favourite part is spending around you.

And the presents are runner up.

Loves singing songs with you.

Even if it's a 'kids' game, he'll play the dreidel game with you.

Is an amazing cook so he does most of the food.

Potato pancakes and jam-filled donuts are his favourite since they remind him of his childhood.

Bucky would let you light the Menorah each night so long as he can the following year.

He consumes the most donuts out of everyone.

Is strict when it comes to other people doing the cooking because he can only trust himself with it.

beef brisket and cinnamon apple cakewalk are his specialties since those were the first things he learnt to cook.

[athenadcvell]

Clint: Why are Barnes and Steve sitting with their backs to each other?

Natasha: They had a fight.

Clint: Then why are they holding hands?

Natasha: They get sad when they fight.

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Peter: 18 is an awful age because you’re not the dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17, but you’re also not Jared, 19 and never fuckin learned how to read.

Tony: peter it’s 3am PLEASE

[buckybarnesstar]

Peter: *calls Bucky “sir”*

Bucky: Just call me Bucky

Peter: Sorry, sir. I mean, Bucky…sir

Bucky: Bucky

Peter: Mr. Bucky

Bucky: No, just Bucky

Peter: B-Bucky

Bucky: Yes

Peter:

Bucky:

Peter: Sir

Bucky: oH MY GOD

[everythingfox]

kick kick

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@darkherolovercroissant

[faisttimesandclaraskies]

Bucky: Hey man, can I borrow your wings? I'm dressing up as you.

Sam, almost crying: Wait- you're really dressing up as Falcon?

Bucky: No I'm dressing up as a clown.

Sam: You fucking know what-

[lesbian-deadpool]

Natasha: What do we say when we get anxious?

Y/N: My anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic.

Natasha: No.

[actressstarringinyourbaddreams22]

Happy Red (Taylor's Version) release day eve eve

[cynical-cantalope]

Bucky: I can't believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be 'cool.’ They're all posers.

Steve: Bucky, I cannot stress this enough: we are at a funeral.

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Requests for thirsty thursday are now open so enjoy, my darlings.

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if y’all want to get technical neither remus or sirius would be great amazing boyfriends within canon. remus has crippling insecurities and sirius literally has years upon years of trauma. they need therapy before even thinking of going into a relationship

so it’s pretty weird to beat up people for having different headcanons about how they would be in relationships. it’s fanfic. it’s not canonical at all. if you don’t like someone’s headcanon mind your business! they probably don’t like yours either

y’all really need to learn that other people may have different opinions than you. stop forcing everyone to think the same way you do