SluttyBigMoney!

cheers to you and all that you do

[sluttybigmoney5000]

I’m moving from Baltimore to Fort Lauderdale today I’ll let you guys know if they kill me

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[sluttybigmoney5000]

sometimes i can’t sleep at night and i feel like a small dog that just drank a whole pot of coffee this me fr when im trying to go to sleep

i don’t even drink coffee fr but my buttcheeks still trembling

[sluttybigmoney5000]

anybody else up thinking about pickles rn? i really love them. especially the sweet n spicy ones.

[sluttybigmoney5000]

listen gang. i know we don’t love seeing tweets on tumblr. i came to tumblr to see tumblr things. i see enough tweets on instagram already. im sure we can all agree on that. but i have not stopped thinking about this since i saw it and i need you all to connect with it. thank you.

[sluttybigmoney5000]

i’ve started to notice how whenever i open tumblr i actually feel intellectually engaged and intrigued by people’s discussions and opinions and interests and perspectives and ART oh my god im learning so much but when i open instagram my brain goes straight into zombie slug mode and then when im done i feel like i just died briefly and came back to life (as one does after being cured of zombification if you don’t like my zombie cure headcanon cry about it) and then im super duper depressed.

just shows how evil meta is because i know everyone in my generation is feeling this hopelessness right now so we need to show them the MAGIC of tumblr. but i cant quit instagram because im an addict and i loooooove facebook marketplace fuck you meta fuck you meta fuck you meta fuck you i hate you meta please stop it now

[sluttybigmoney5000]

forever thankful to doechii for representing small tiddies so i can feel good about my small tiddies cus she’s so FINE and it helps me realize that i’m a cutie too even with my itty bitties. thank you doechii

bonus story:

i almost got fired from my barista job for posting a reel on the instagram to doechii’s “nissan altima” (because its GAS obviously), oh boy did they get mad at me

doechii would be so down for that

[sluttybigmoney5000]

its summerween (do you like it)

[sluttybigmoney5000]

do they have comic con near fort lauderdale ? PLEASE

[sluttybigmoney5000]

hg and i most definitely need to get off tumblr

[pervertedangel111]

Rewatching Nana because I'm a masochist 🍓

[sluttybigmoney5000]

me and hg when yuri wouldn’t load

[sluttybigmoney5000]

me omw to my hg’s house to watch yuri

[sluttybigmoney5000]

i be finding a lot of bugs in my bed. not like bed bugs, no. just cricket bugs and spiders bugs. i wake up in the middle of the night and there’s one crawling on my arm more often than not. it’s cool tho i’m not mad about it they like to cuddle.

[sluttybigmoney5000]

my mom went to her 95th dave matthew’s concert this weekend when she gets to 100 will you guys help me give her a medal

maybe even get dave’s attention so he can give her a medal

[palezma]

me every day: I hope Zach Callison is doing okay and knows he did a great job as Steven

[slu77yshy-bu77erfly]

weird bitch energy so fake ones dont follow me

deep fried crashout high def elegy

surrounded by strange creatures we all just wanna be free