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obiwan

#Andrew Garfield: The Amazing Spiderman Middle Child

nekokats

obiwan

#Your Friendly Neighbourhood Therapist

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5.11 || 5.02

peskyfirefly

graduation

peskyfirefly

third years

melcarrianna

Drarry getting handsy 💕

Me trying to loosen up my art style is like pulling at a wire and hoping it will stretch… lol oh well.

alphalewolf

Stiles gets nervous and accidentally reveals the wrong secret.

morihuori

I couldn't choose one 🥲

lia-atreides

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY as ELIZABETH SWANN in PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST

captainkirkk

So about Blue Spirit and Firelord Zuko, what if future conspiracy theorists found some correlation that the two are often found together but not exactly at the same time and then one account saw the Blue Spirit entering Firelord Zuko's room. Historians either believe secret bodyguard or spirit guardian. Conspiracy theorists believe they're lovers. None believe they're the same person until the new avatar made a fact check with Aang

Aang wouldn't set the record straight, he'd just laugh for 5 minutes straight and then fuck off before giving them an answer

emmablowguns

i’ve never felt more seen

azularedemptionarcwhen

Somebody might have pointed this out before, but how exactly did Aang & Co. get back to the fire nation with a defeated Ozai in tow?

Awkward bison ride in the saddle listening to him rant about ethnic genocide? Did they strap him to one of Appa’s legs? Dangle him from a basket? Leave him on a cliff for somebody else to come collect??

azulasnailtech

The bison was already at the Fire Nation! Katara and Zuko flew to the Capital City on Appa. The only option for the gaang to get out of that giant rock pillar forest was for Sokka and Toph to repair any damage to the airship Suki commandeered and fly back.

They probably just let Ozai sit on a chair in the employee lounge for the ride back. Probably didn’t even bother to tie him up, since, as Sokka loudly pointed out, he wasn’t a threat to anyone anymore.

erisenyo

Would Ozai’s introduction to metalbending be when Toph causually reconstructs a fallen airship in front of him while shit talking Sokka and/or Ozai?

Because talk about a terrifying thing to encounter on the heels of losing your bending. Four children just took down you and your entire fleet and as far as you can tell two of them are borderline gods.

(I think Toph would need to be talked out of enthusiastically mounting him on the front of the airship like a figurehead on a boat. She would appreciate the symbolism, and the screaming.)

azulasnailtech

Yes, Ozai’s introduction to this half of the Gaang would be watching a fifteen-year-old walk a lap around and then figure out how to repair the ship that took dozens of his best minds to design, instructing a twelve-year-old how to reshape massive swaths of metal with her bare hands as casually as Ozai would instruct his tailors to lower the hem of his sleeve. The other girl keeps playing with a steel fan in front of him. Is she trying to intimidate him? He’s already intimidated enough. Where did she even get that fan, though?

erisenyo

Okay but Sokka’s leg is super duper broken at this point, right? So he isn’t walking a lap around the airship and then figuring out how to repair it at a glance – The Avatar is like, floating him around on a throne of stone, or airbending him regally around so that his feet never need to touch the ground.

And then this little gremlin of a human, who is displaying the greatest bending prowess Ozai has ever seen outside if another twelve-year-old handing him his own ass a little bit ago, is listening to what this random Water Tribe kid has to say.

Queue the existential crisis of Ozai’s life over who this all-powerful teen must be, and what kind of bending prowess he has to have that the Avatar is serving him as a palanquin bearer

omletlove

don’t leave this in the tags, @erisenyo

astarionight

Haru: Makoto…

Makoto: DON’T LOOK AT ME!

ADGASVDHBAJ THESE DORKS

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“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

bairnsidhe

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.