DJ SHIT MUNCHER

it/they/she - 19 - the official blog of Sawyer-Maisie aka [sm.] - keep on munchin' in a shit world, mothafucka >:3

[sm-stands-for-shit-muncher]

PINNED POST!! (hey psst check out my carrd :3)

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BEFORE YOU INTERACT

> reblogs/posts may contain nsfw content. i am not very dilligent about tagging before i reblog, and such posts may therefore be difficult to filter. use your discretion

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INTRO

> call me aries/sawyer/maisie! :3

> 19 (b-day: aug 15)

> millikin university class of 2029

> i am what bigots fear (it/they/she)

> amateur musician, songwriter, producer, (etc.)

> non-practicing furry

> shitposter extrordinaire

> english & français

> please be patient, i have adhd/autism/ocd :3

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MUSIC PROJECTS

> solo project: [sm.] (formerly Shorty Music)

> current bands: smile.jpg, the Kittens: From Mars, and Homunculi

[paxamericana]

[travitrav]

Cvs dont charge tax on the plan b its 49.99 flat, soo that mean she bought some Tylenol cuz her jaws hurt too. 

[pileofknives]

Arizona tea.

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

raise my son bootlicker

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[karoline-c]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

[sheogayrath]

tumblr trend simulator

[s-lycopersicum]

[dawn-lilacbloom]

always reblog bocchi trans timeline

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[strangestcase]

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

[bleu-guacamole]

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

[the-sassy-composer]

"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-

...nevermind

[wigmund]

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

[televisionenjoyer]

The whole of Patagonia is gonna get sold to Israel and no one will even care because of the "nazis fled to argentina eighty years ago" hollywood psyop

[televisionenjoyer]

Meanwhile they're still arguing whether the name Patagonia belongs to a brand or a drag queen... Well it sure as her won't belong to the people who live there, much less to the native mapuches, our president and netanyahu will make sure of it.

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[pocket-deer-belly]

it's like, definitely still mansplaining if the man is dominating the conversation unintentionally and he would totally stop if you asked him to, actually. like, the term exists to describe a phenomenon that arises from the implicit bias that women are expected to simply be less knowledgeable about things. it doesn't matter if he's doing it on purpose or not. he does it cause he expects women to not know things or to not have any input. maybe don't fucking expect women to stand up for themselves every single time they have to have a conversation with a man because that shit happens like daily for a lot of women

[pocket-deer-belly]

genuinely, sincerely, if you are a man you need to learn to shut up when you're talking to women

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

one of the most classic antifeminist tricks is to go "well it's not fair to get mad at him for (sexist behavior) if he didn't know" which is not only yet another tired attempt to reject the political frame in favor of the personal, it's a direct tee-up to the next idea, which is "because [as established] i can't be responsible for sexist behavior if i don't know it's sexist, trying to tell me about feminist ideas is an attempt to guilt me and possibly even a form of attack." do not entertain this bullshit.

if we're only allowed to be mad at being mistreated if the mistreatment is deliberate, not structural & baked in to the normal way of things, then feminism is worthless. do not ever concede this point. we are multiple thousands of years into patriarchy and it's a worldwide antifeminist backlash out there right now; if he "didn't know" then he should've, and he better catch up quick.

[2pen2wildfire]

parents are allowed to straight-up torture their kids with zero consequences. they can withhold food and water, lock you out of shelter, confiscate your belongings, bar you from human contact, attack and harm you and exert complete control over your physical appearance. and this is just the norm. if you speak out against it you're seen as a delinquent or a predator. even otherwise progressive people get uncomfortable with the idea of dismantling the nuclear family unit because they still see it as the best way to keep kids safe when that simply couldn't be further from the truth. it's evil.

[missstrogen]

Damn you're this eager to defend killing Black people?

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[tankie-transfeminist]

When a trans woman is wrongfully arrested and accused of murder, that's not violence, just the police doing it's job. When a young Black man is lynched and hung from a tree, that's not violence, but a suicide. When an ice agent murders a mother or an israeli soldier kills a 6 year old, that's not violence, because they were terrorists. When a health insurance claim is denied and a sick person can no longer afford treatment, that's not violence, it's just how insurance works. When a wildfire intensified by climate change kills dozens of people, that's not violence, it's just natural.

But when Luigi Mangione assassinates a healthcare CEO, it's a heinous act. When workers burn down a warehouse, it's violent property destruction. When protestors shut down a coal mine, it's described as mass criminal violence. When the Islamic Resistance Movement resists israeli settler colonialism, it's violent terrorism we all must condemn. When a trans woman enters a bathroom, she has committed a crime tantamount to rape.

Why is everything that is considered violence aimed at those in power?

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]