Thank you so much!

For a playing my game!

[sm64dsmario]

Mario always have'a to wonder

Is there a timeline, a world

Where everything exactly'a the same

Except'a I don't exist?

Hahaha!

The thought'a terrifies me.

[sm64mario]

the marios will reporuduce

[sm64dsmario]

Wahoo!

[infinitebrians]

parallel universes

[sm64dsmario]

Mario still'a here! He just a busy! Oopsies!

[sm64dsmario]

I'a love Rhythm Heaven!

[ssb-metal-mario]

Is there a metal Wario?

This question makes me immeasurably furious so all I will say is no.

[sm64dsmario]

Wario can'a become metal with the help of flowers!

He can'a also break Black Boxes! We'a don't know who put those there though. Probably Wario.

[sm64dsmario]

gee mario, you sure are

differently shaped these days

what'a wrong with me

[sm64dsmario]

We here at'a Nintendo always strive to keep'a our experiences physical!

That is'a why we introducing the brand new Joy-Con 3!

They'a exactly the same as Joy-Con 2, but made out of'a tungsten!

You should'a kill all executives with them.

[sm64dsmario]

There are TWO OF THEM!?

-@ssb-metal-mario

Hoohoo!

[ssb-metal-mario]

This is insanity. Who dared to allow this.

[sm64dsmario]

Miyamoto wasn't looking and I'a fell outta the duct system after 20 years! And now I'a also make'a tumblr account!

With minigames!

[sm64dsmario]

There are TWO OF THEM!?

-@ssb-metal-mario

Hoohoo!

[sm64dsmario]

did we'a ever figure out why everyone in'a this kingdom so fascinated by'a hammers

[sm64dsmario]

forever reading "play my minigames" in the same tone of voice that i use for slenderman saying "collect my pages" sorry mario

My pages!

[sm64mario]

do you think this is enough food to feed an entire castle full of toads?

just this just this one'a bag

[sm64dsmario]

i think.... you'a nuts.

oh that'a not good

[sm64dsmario]

Did you know? Waluigi Pinball legally considered'a gambling in 47 US states and 124 countries worldwide!

He in'a big trouble.

[sm64dsmario]

Why do I imagine you with a Brooklyn accent as compared to the sm64mario having an Italian one

Thanks to'a the power of the Nintendo Wifi Connection, you can play with me anywhere!

And thanks to the DS microphone, i'a can sound like i'a coming out of a blender!

[sm64dsmario]

Luigi got'a wasted at club nintendo again

I don't even know how he did it the building's been'a spirit halloween since 2017

[sm64mario]