Why Yes I Am Tumblr User Smackaroney

Yo, my name is Sam and I'm a cool dude. 31 y/o cosplayer based in Denver, CO. If you got questions, shoot me an ask. They’re open.

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I’m back bitch. (I will be shaving for cosplay I’m not a heathen)

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Good afternoon

Everybody knows shit’s fucked

That is all

Welcome back to tumblr.

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Loneliness is murder

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The Daily Show | Nov. 6 2024

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When you look like your own Rook

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He’s beauty he’s grace

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I look like this now

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Man, tumblr never changes does it.

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OH MY GOD I KNOW YOU PROBABLY DONT REMEMBER BUT WE USED TO BE MUTUALS WAAAAAY BACK IN THE DAY AND I JUST GOT BACK IN TO HOMESTUCK BUT I SENT YOU ONE OF DAVES SALAMANDERS IF U REMEMBER ??? WE ALSO TALKED ABT HOW WE BOTH WANTED TO BE FRIENDS W PETER PAN FOR DISNEY ANYWAY U CAN IGNORE THIS IF ITS AT ALL STRESSFUL BUT I HOPE YOURE DOING WELL SAM 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Hello! Yes I remember you! It’s been AWHILE!

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I’ve been amassing unhinged images and I feel like it’s time that I just post them without context

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Here have some more

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I’ve been amassing unhinged images and I feel like it’s time that I just post them without context

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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

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Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

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Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

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When I say nonbinary people can look like anything I am aggressively including nonbinary people who have beards, body hair, and who are assumed to be cis guys, firstly because that’s also me and secondly because we’re always overlooked or subjected to cringe culture. Nonbinary doesn’t just mean skinny, pale and absent of gender signifiers.

[Don’t be an ass in the notes, I can turn off comments if I have to]

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Oh hey this is me. Thanks.

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Update on what I look like. It’s been 84 years

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HE'S DOING HIS BEST. Based on a submission from @flamboyantcuttlevawn.

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There are two types of cat boy and they’re both great