luddite fujoshi

about

[deadpigdarling]

FIND EVERY BRITISH PERSON YOU CAN AND BEAT THEM UNTIL THEY DIE

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[majoracclana]

"fanfic is free and shouldn't be critiqued" 90% of published works are free and they are ruthlessly critiqued

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

[segamascott]

[jetix]

Mifuu Oda (2023) Acrylic on canvas

[absyyynth]

[recreationaldivorce]

Okayy but it's more fun if only one of them transitions and the other remains a cis gay man who's ostensibly supportive but keeps implying he misses her pre transition self and/or wants to continue the relationship claiming she's his only exception to being gay. Why save them both when you could have fun

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[mothtowers]

suprised more people havent seen the fuller context of this clip cause its way more insane

[mahoxayuvofija0ax2]

[desanctisdroesch212f]

Would love to pop that button open and pull down those shorts

[windowsdestruction]

i hate finding out absurdist jokes are actually normal jokes i was just missing context for. way to ruin the fun.. now its lame.. scoffs

[lesbian-archives]

Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

OH it's a lesbian and her enormous sunflower

I thought she had her arm around the shoulders of her wife, who was dressed as a plant monster for some reason

[scientia-rex]

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

[nudityandnerdery]

Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."

[headspace-hotel]

Maybe the sunflower is also a lesbian. We don't know.

[recreationaldivorce]

i would kill for some kimchi right now [remembers that murder is wrong] i would commit insurance fraud for some kimchi right now

[recreationaldivorce]

well sure it's a shame if websites are optimised for chromium rather than firefox but 99% of websites dont need to be optimised for anything. they should just be html and css static content. like just get rid of all ur stupid animations and webgl and javascript and wasm and everything else just serve me fucking static html that will work on a web browser from the 90s.

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[recreationaldivorce]

my stupid work laptop has a fucking sd card reader but no usb-a ports. literally zero. theyre all usb-c for some reason. #futuristic