The land of assorted insanities

Welcome to the tumblr of a Brewster simp and Wyoming denier Age: 20 ADHD haver (i think) Bisexual DNI: Jerks i guess

[smallerbrandon]

I didn’t forget

[smallerbrandon]

Yknow what I’m just gonna do what I did with the last welcome to nightvale post and just edit the number so at least there’s some sense of consistency.

I’m doing some sort of bit with tumblr and I’m GOING to make it work damnit!

[smallerbrandon]

I didn’t forget

[smallerbrandon]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr

So that’s cool

[animentality]

[smallerbrandon]

Mr president a second stick has hit the butter dish.

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[smallerbrandon]

why did i get this post that scared the shit out of me

[smallerbrandon]

I didn’t forget this time!

[tunabuna]

what if bouba and kiki were miis and wlw

[hedonia-hotline]

@kiki-or-bouba

[kiki-or-bouba]

YAAAAAAY!!

[smallerbrandon]

I’m so happy I finally know what the fuck arin was talking about

[smallerbrandon]

Putting this here because I’m proud of this

My response:

They really seem to like putting in things that can be attributed to the number, splatoon 2 having the dualies (2 guns), 2 campaigns, 2 new idols, and being on the system that requires you to use 2 controllers (pro controller doesn’t exist shut up)

So with splatoon 3, Nintendo “let’s do the thing we did with splatoon 2, but with the number 3!” So now you have 3 idols, triple splashdown (splashdown but 3), triple inkstrike (inkstrike but 3) 3 things you can buy (game, dlc pack, and another dlc pack)

And then some guy went “FELLAS. What if instead of two splatfest teams, we do THREE. And instead of just two teams fighting each other, THREE TEAMS FIGHT EACH OTHER”

It is then said that Saturo Iwata, CEO of Nintendo responded to this with “Dawg this games gonna be so sick I’m so high on crack right now”

And then they realized they can’t have more than 8 people in one match otherwise the world will explode. So that’s why it sucks.

Hope this helps!

I’m losing it please help.

[smallerbrandon]

What if there was a tech demo called "60 Frames Per Second" and it just puts you in a room with picture frames spawning every second

[not100bees]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[t4t-fwb-meronia]

[smallerbrandon]

I work for Panera I can confirm!

[livelaughliushen]

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

[smallerbrandon]

ITS HAPPENING (I’ve only done a little ao3 but I’m happy for the community veterans)

[smallerbrandon]

ITS THERE!

[froggo-frog]

I did these a while ago

But

I still needed to post them at some point (I just forget that I can post my stuff on here 90% of the time)

Climb (yes, I know a bunch of the edges of Kris are sticking up, this photo was taken before I fixed that)

[smallerbrandon]

Hell yeah alert

[smallerbrandon]

Just watched the state of play for ghost of yotei, and i just wanna say this:

OHMYGODTHISGAMESGONNABESOAWESOMEILOVEOCTOBER

[smallerbrandon]

Spoiler alert: it was pretty good but ending kinda sucked

[womanfourwoman]

you don’t deserve to be confined to some bleak room playing video games for the rest of your lives. you don’t deserve to live in a world where cis people and men project their fantasies and disgust onto your bodies. you don’t deserve to merely survive. you deserve to grow. you deserve to feel your own feelings without shame. you deserve the freedom to cry out and take up space. you deserve joy 

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[smallerbrandon]

“what radicalized you” my grandma :)

(Oh and Detroit become human)