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when satan can't reach you so he sends you a short girlfriend...
but she can't reach you either
Halfway through day 2 of fasting. I'm feeling great! Just had a cup of tea now I'm about to refill my lemon water!
Wish I was this skinny✨
Best Stomach Toning Workout
Planks! Planks tone your stomach so much, and pretty fast. I saw on Tumblr this plank routine that takes less than 5 minutes to do, and it helped my stomach tone up so much. I could see a big difference and my core was noticeably stronger about a week after I started doing it. The routine is: 1 minute of a plank in push up position 30 seconds of an elbow plank 15 seconds of a side plank on each side I do it 3 times a day, and it saved my life Thank you to the person who made that routine and posted it 💚
I love weight loss pics!!! 😩❤️
L👀K AT THIS BABY !! ISNT SHE CUTE ?! SHES FUDGY AF TOO !!!
45 CAL MUG CAKE
This one’s chocolate & cinnamon flavour y’all.
This is a recipe I adapted from another recipe bc it was shit soo, here goes:
Ingredients:
1 tablespoon flour (28cal)
1/2 teaspoon baking powder (0cal)
1 teaspoon cacao powder (approx. 15cal, I used that raw Mayan superfood stuff but I’m sure any unsweetened cocoa powder would work)
1 teaspoon cinnamon (0cal, this wasn’t in the OG recipe but cinnamon has a laxative effect on me so bonus points for gettin muh bowels moooovin)
2 tablespoons zero cal sweetener (0cal)
1 tablespoon water (0cal, this was milk in the original recipe but milk is a ~fear food~ of mine so idfw milk)
Method:
Mix all the dry ingredients together (flour, baking powder, cacao powder, cinnamon, & sweetenerrr) and get rid of the floor/baking powder lumps cos they taste gross if they’re left in. It makes sort of a brown powder lookin thing.
Add the water and mix well until it’s smooooooooth af bby.
Microwave for 50 seconds.
Let it cool (it’s really fuckin hot) and enjoy! This is the most important step bitches.
This shit’s b o m b when you’re craving cake cos it’s just about the same texture and has a similar taste. You can of course add some vanilla extract if you wanna be ~fancy~, but I didn’t have any and I’m too lazy to go to the store lmao.
food diary 06.04.2020✨
max. 500 cal
breakfast:
lots of coffee with ~100ml of skim milk total - 45
50g lowcal icecream - 60
lunch:
sugar free yogurt - 97
dinner:
200g lettuce mix - 40
1 medium tomato - 25
3 tbsp light french dressing - 50
total: 362
2020 RULES 🌸~april~🌸
cw : 59.6kg - end of month gw : 55kg
low activity days 💤 max. 500
high activity days 🚴♀️ ~800 (max. 1000)
no eating after 8pm or before noon 🚯
binges are immediately followed by a 24h fast 💉🔪
check weight & thigh/waist every morning 📐📉
drink a glass of water before and after each meal 🧊
two cups of green tea 🍵 & one cup of coffee ☕ daily (minimum)
never eat alone, only when offered 🎁
take vitamins & minerals ✨
even on low activity days go walking for at least 1-2h and do a core workout 🤞🏻
no sweets / unhealthy food 🥦
when you feel the need to binge, 💥💥 DISTRACT YOURSELF IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE !! YOU CAN DO THIS !! 💥💥
bi👀irl
Pros of being thin and small:
You can save up on drugs, cuz you need lower dosage to get high
I'm the new definition of dumb - guess who thought it was a good idea to pierce themselves at home 4 times using vodka to sterilize, no rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer at home? thinking: oh I'll buy that tomorrow...
yeah but cause of that fucking corona virus every store is sold out👌
the ultimate fear food
punk/grunge outfit thinspo💀🖤🤘🏼
basically just outfits that I used to wear when I was at my lw but now I’m too insecure because I’m a fat bitch
band shirt, leggings, no bra (because I actually preferred having a super flat chest)
high waisted jeans, tank top, chunky belt, leather jacket
skater skirt, band shirt (tucked in), maybe a belt and stockings
shorts, fishnet tights, crop top and a ton of jewellery
super loose fitting ripped jeans, chains, tight fitting shirt/crop top
tshirt dresses (or just band shirts in L) with a chunky belt and fishnet tights or stockings
jeans and an oversized band shirt tucked in, chunky belt
yeah... I wish...
starbucks under/around 100 calories
ask for any sugar free syrups to make a vanilla latte, caramel macchiato, etc., they are like 0.1 calories per pump
syrups that are usually available sugar free: vanilla, hazelnut, caramel, peppermint, cinnamon dolce, mocha, gingerbread (maybe more? depends on where you live)
each drink listed is made with almond milk unless specified otherwise
café latte - tall (74), grande (92)
latte macchiato - tall (55), grande (78), venti (102)
espresso macchiato - solo (28), dopio (62)
cappuccino - tall (67), grande (74), venti (104)
café misto - tall (33), grande (48), venti (64)
flat white - short (47)
vanilla bean macchiato - short (69), tall (114)
roasted hazelnut macchiato - short (67), tall (113)
golden honey macchiato - short (72), tall (105)
matcha tea latte - tall (73), grande (96)
rooibos latte - tall (67), grande (86), venti (112)
chai tea latte - short (92)
cold brew latte - tall (40), grande (53), venti (63)
nitro cold brew with cold foam (skimmed milk) - regular (26), caramel (28)
iced café latte - tall (54), grande (65), venti (78)
iced cappuccino - tall (58), grande (70), venti (83)
iced cappuccino with cold foam (skimmed milk) - tall (57), grande (60), venti (93)
iced matcha tea - tall (53), grande (68), venti (80)
iced rooibos latte - tall (46), grande (59), venti (67)
coffee light frappuccino (skimmed milk) - tall (83)
mocha light frappuccino (skimmed milk) - tall (91)
caramel light frappuccino (skimmed milk) - tall (93)
espresso light frappuccino (skimmed milk) - tall (79), grande (112)
white mocha light frappuccino (skimmed milk) - tall (99)
all unsweetened teas are 0 cal, the plain coffee or cold brew is around 2-10 cal - add 0 cal sweetener if you want to
basically all of the sweetened iced teas are under 100 cal for venti though - if you can’t stand artificial sweeteners
I hope this helps - I used to avoid all social interactions that involved food/drinks but starbucks has basically made me kinda social again🙌🏼
new rules for myself while I’m at uni💀
because damn I need to lose some weight for summer
never eat at uni, only liquids allowed ☕
start every day with at least 0.5l of lemon water🍋
walk to every class🏃🏼♀️ - only lazy people take the bus
go to uni everyday, perfect distraction from food (and hopefully pass the semester) 👩🏼🎓📚
tuesday, wednesday, thursday you have lectures until 8 - easy excuse to skip dinner - always fast on those days 🧊
during fasting allowed✨: any (almost) zero calorie drinks, low cal soup, gum, sugar free candy, sugar free yogurt, alcohol
work out at least 5 times per week 🏋🏼♀️
have dinner with roommates 3-4 times per week to lower suspicions💤
never eat solid food if you don’t have to or you’re alone 💀
try not to go out drinking🥃 more than once a week
greek veggie casserole🍅
makes 3 servings - 158 calories each
this is high in protein, looks and feels kinda like lasagna and fools anyone into thinking you’re eating a lot! (over 1/2 kg of food per serving)
ingredients:
500g zucchini - 85
500g eggplant - 105
500g tomatoes - 90 (could also sub for canned, diced tomatoes, makes it a bit soupy though)
200g cottage cheese - 175
2tbsp/30ml balsamic vinegar - 20
salt, pepper, garlic/onion powder, oregano, basil, rosemary to taste
recipe:
preheat your oven to 180°C/360°F.
cut your vegetables into thin slices - so they can be layered easily. in a big bowl or large ziplock bag, add your balsamic vinegar, salt and spices. it’s a lot of food so don’t use too little or it will taste really bland!
add the sliced zucchini and eggplant (not the tomatoes!) and coat them as best as you can in your seasoning. start layering your vegetables, i like to sprinkle every layer of tomato with just a bit of salt & pepper so that they get seasoned too.
spread your cottage cheese on top and bake for about 1h. baked cottage cheese tastes like feta in my opinion✨
enjoy!~