I'll support your venture and dick beat a dude if necessary. So it's obviously supported by mom and dad right? Can I help your mom and nana bedazzle your booty shorts and I alone will crimp your hair and aquanet spray an up teased set of bangs, ok? It's going to be just like when you were a figure skater done up to look like a sex kitten at 12 years old but now your mother and I are there again front row cheerleading your working of the poll. I know a stripper chick that I did coke with during my gay club days...boy she always had money lots of fun...anyways she told me that when she did it it's a good time and guys showered her with money, gifts and of course dick whenever she felt like it. It's a position of power if you want it to be. If I was a girl I'd be a bad ass bitch with black fishnet stockings red knee high fuck me boots and red thong but ware it on backwards because I'm fucking a performance artist and that's what I want to do!....And titty tassles those are a must. I'd be shockingly agressive on nights the crowd was getting too grabby and if I heard heckling "sit on the face"...let me just say situation would be corrected, believe that! Imagine the scean now...my entry music "due hast" would come on I'd light off a long strip of fire crackers then I'd charge out on stage as a Nazi dominatrix with a horse whip in one hand and the other is tossing bang snaps at the crowd yelling in German. I would intimidate them to touch my tits or ass then horse whip them quickly yelling in a German accent for the Bouncer to dispose of them quickly. Any dude who pays for a private dance would get it good...my dance essentially would be me violently twerk pounding a dude's crotch resulting in my thong falling to my ankles. I pick them up putting them on his head....then I'd find those nipples and pinch hard and keep twisting until he is painfully screaming...then grasping his neck to shut him up and with the panties snatched from his head bunched up in ball I'd force them into his mouth followed with a gentle kiss on the cheek....thank you very much. I came up with that off the cuff.... your welcome to use the storyline and test it's crowd appeal, keep me posted.