hello vonnie
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Sade Olutola
almost home
Love Begins
titsay
oozey mess
shark vs the universe
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Jules of Nature
will byers stan first human second
PR's Tumblrdome
#extradirty
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Xuebing Du
art blog(derogatory)
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Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
roma★
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@smallscaredkid
i don’t wanna sound like a furry here but i sure do wish a werewolf would grab me by my legs and start spinning in a repetitive 360 rotation, launching me into the nearest wall
does it really need to be a werewolf?
If it isn’t a werewolf then why even bother
All 👏 dogs 👏 are 👏 good 👏 dogs
All 👏 cats 👏 are 👏 good 👏 cats
All 👏 spiders 👏 are 👏 terrifying 👏 and 👏 need 👏 to 👏 stay 👏 away 👏 from 👏 me 👏 but 👏 are 👏 still 👏 inherently 👏 good
im never turning my airdrop on again
Nintendo: “To avoid the possibility of accidental ingestion, keep the game card away from young children. A bittering agent (Denatonium Benzoate) has also been applied to the game card.”
Everyone:
is this…is this actually a fucking thing?
a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot
the best part of jimmy neutron
The Great Gatsby (2013)
constable-frozen has only gotten better with age really
Well you’re not wrong…
Kojima is never wrong
This is it, the scariest most unnecessarily terrible place in all of creation.
when people say zelda: breath of the wild is the first zelda game with voice acting
is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week
side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language
We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.
what button
what fucking button
the L on his hat stands for Lesbian
i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey
How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.
“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”
either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.
okay so two options here:
“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”
OR (and this one is better imo)
“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”
“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”
