Mork Borg Class: Renegade Tax Collector
Will turn this into like... a cool artsy thing in the future. Or I can just cut out 2 backgrounds and pretend it's for GLoG. You collected profits for a local lord, bandit, or simply love of silver. Strong armed: Strength, presence +1 Heavy Feet: Agl -2 Talent: Every Last Cent Roll d66 for extracting money from any creature that can comprehend the idea of taxation. This process is violent, grotesque, takes 5 minutes, and their next of kin would know you did it. Ability (d6): 1. Coat of the Miser: For every either tens place silver you have, your armor goes up by a die size as you sew your wealth into your coat. There is no upper limit. 2. Power of the hoard. Rest on gold to get dragon claws(d6) . Three days and get a paralysis spit (Tough save DR14, or do nothin). Do this for seven days and become a wyvern. You have one day to keep this under control. 3. Writ of foreign power. Convince people you are an important government man. News will travel to some who can call you on your bullshit in 1d4 days 4. Coin based diet: Every 10 silver counts as a ration to you. Can convince someone else it's a ration and it will work. Once. 5. Blade of 1,000 tiny cuts: Something has bonded to your wrist, acting like a whip sword. It can attack at a distance, with a DR 10, d8. Every day it demands tribute and a pearl grows into your arm. Miss a meal and lose a finger. 6. Flashing script. Everyday you make d4 counterfeit promissory notes. Presence test to make enemies roll a morale check. They will learn the checks have bounced, and will be looking for you. HOW DID YOU GET FIRED: 1. You caused a Civil war- Currently seiging the captial. Whoever wins in in a few weeks will be looking for you
2. Didnt meet quota: skimmed too much, they hired man ogre and accountant, local number racket guys. They greatly enjoy reminding you of this.
3. plague- sickness wracked the kingdom. Too deadly to collect money off them.
4. The fancy boat you commissioned. Kingdom is still trying to figure out what to do with it
5. Taxed a noble you shouldn't have. Duke Legarious now hates you. Personally.
6. They havent. You fled. Lord judge Kirza is looking into you.











