Interviewing for a job in 2026
Interviewer: Ok, let's get to know you! Tell me about your hobbies...
Me: I have an exclusive membership to a bargain outlet that I shop at regularly, finding basement level prices for everyday items rejected at full retail cost is an art. And, I dabble in influencing; I have made hundreds of thousands of posts and comments across all social media. See, here's my profile on YouTube, and here's my X, and Facebook, Tumblr, Craigslist, Hi Five, Pinterest and Insta... I also have a Grindr account but that's just for looking, I don't comment there. Here, take my phone and just scroll through the gems.
Interviewer: So, do you get paid to say random and... (looks closer at the phone screen) crazy things on the Internet? Is this lucrative?
Me: Oh no, I do that for free with great pride.
Interviewer: Why exactly?
Me: For fun of course, I thought we were discussing my hobbies not previous work. I'm sorry, were you asking about the 2 weeks I worked at hobby lobby?

















