To the New World!

This is my spot. Welcome to One Piece, photography, horses, humor, and randomosity. ***Due to real life issues, I am not accepting anonymous asks for the time being. Sorry***

[theinturnetexplorer]

Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…

[hareofhrair-in-a-funny-hat]

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOO

[iron-sunrise]

lkjrfewlkrjewr

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[sableu]

Close enough  👍🏼

Requested by @f0xjaw​

[16bit-nerdstuff]

Hahahahaha, he was having none of it.

[smartmouthphone]

I just gotta say, it irks me greatly that friends on Facebook can just effing add me to groups. Like, no, I don't want to be part of your hippy-dippy crafting group. I don't even want to be FB friends but familial obligations and all that. Grrrr

[bogwitch-extraordinaire]

THESE CATS SOUND LIKE EVIL INCARNATE

This is the ocelot, whose “roar” has been described as a mixture between a motorcycle and satan.

most metal sounding cat ever

is…is it purring?

[ladyshinga]

[upallnightogetloki]

moonlitwitch:

ladyshinga:

I made the second part and idc I’m still laughing at my own joke

it’s my favorite joke

I LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work” ONLY FOR ME TO SCROLL DOWN AND UNEXPECTEDLY SEE THE ATTACHED BATHORY PICTURE, I’M SCREAMING!

[whiskey-and-c41]

Love

[smartmouthphone]

GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHES

[smartmouthphone]

So, I'm still sort of on a time out from social media, but I do realize I have friends on here who would like an update or word that I'm still drawing breath. I love all y'all to death, just so ya know. I've just had a very difficult year. In the span of six months, I've lost both my mother and my grandmother, and now with the holidays approaching I'm having a very hard time trying to come to terms with this. Some days are better than others, but there are those days where I hurt so bad I can barely breathe. The urge to pick up my phone and call my mother gets so strong that I have to actually turn my phone off because I don't know what else to do. Mama's birthday is this coming Tuesday, and mine is exactly a week later. I have no idea how I'm going to handle it at all. I just wanted to post something for you guys so you know I haven't forgotten about my Tumblr, or the amazing people who I follow or who follow me. I just don't have it in me at the moment to post any screencap stories or funny things, so I hope y'all understand. I do wish you all a happy thanksgiving if you're stateside and a Merry Christmas after that worldwide. Be safe this holiday season, and be the awesome people I know you are. :)

[combusticate]

a new york

time’s

best selling

author

yep

he’s famous

so proper and well behaved

john green everybody.

that’s john green.

[smartmouthphone]

So, it’s 6 a.m. and I’m sleepy as fuck and also a little bit high out of my mind on codeine cough syrup cos I have a headache and a cough and can’t sleep (remember, I work nights so this is bedtime for me, plz) and I’m laying here on my phone browsing Pinterest and

Does it bother anyone when you see a really funny Tumblr post on Pinterest and they’ve whited out the swear words or changed them altogether like omfg no u cannot see a bad word because u will be offended and the funny post is already about Hitler being the Very Angry Caterpillar

I also get irrationally angry if my sheets keep coming off my bed near my feet even after I’ve made the bed all proper and shit and it’s like no, stay where I put u u worthless piece of cotton

[smartmouthphone]

Sorry I've been so absent from here lately, guys. Had a bunch of real life problems going on all at once. Hopefully, my crazy life will be back to normal soon.

[smartmouthphone]

I have a dinner date!!! omg

[smartmouthphone]

Nothing says panic like realizing you're not on WiFi after having Pandora going for an hour.

[smartmouthphone]

[smartmouthphone]

This is relevant to how I feel today. -_-

[smartmouthphone]

Does this even need a caption??