Smashable Robots

this is for robots i really wanna smash... if you know what i mean blacklist #bolts if u dont wanna see nsfw i go by they/them/it/its btw

[your-face-has-a-shell-on-it]

🫵 HEY YOU 🫵

go send @smashable-robots some robots to smash or pass!!!

DO IT NOWWWW 🔥 🤖 🔥

[your-face-has-a-shell-on-it]

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[smashable-robots]

robots need downtime. For all the sex they are having

[appldino]

Pet him

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[sceptixfakemon]

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

[sceptixfakemon]

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

[localgasmaskliker]

Knightfuckers and robotfuckers actually have alot in common. for example:

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

[smashable-robots]

The surgery robot

pass

[smashable-robots]

Mr Handy from the Fallout series

Smash!!!

[discactivateddog]

Anywag ummmm hows the weather going

Cough cough *slides this across the table*

Mage Dash (@crobat.bsky.social)

32 They/Them/It/its NZ. Pup. Furry. Yeah 18+only please https://linktr.ee/crobatdash

DASH ART YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where i put my art i guess

[oh-hey-look-a-open-journal]

Tumblrinas bring me fuckable robots please :3

[audiobyte-moved]

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

[smashable-robots]

bastion from overwatch enjoys pup play theres no way he doesnt. he makes pathetic little puppy whine beeps when he gets hurt and everything

he prob enjoys being called a good boy by his pocket mercy alittle too much i want that puppybot at my fucking feet right NOW!!!!!

[smashable-robots]

See my vision

[smashable-robots]

bastion from overwatch enjoys pup play theres no way he doesnt. he makes pathetic little puppy whine beeps when he gets hurt and everything

he prob enjoys being called a good boy by his pocket mercy alittle too much i want that puppybot at my fucking feet right NOW!!!!!

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[smashable-robots]

Im the sexiest pokemon on the god dam roaster

[smashable-robots]

just to clarify i only like fictional robots. The robots i like arnt real and are never going to be real. The robots that are made in real life are all made using war money and are used by armys and cops and i would smash them with a bat if i ever saw one in real life

[discactivateddog]

i drew Clangclangclang getting its buttons and wires played with

ima be honest fellas idk how to censor this one

[discactivateddog]

doodles of Clangclangclang

[smashable-robots]

The ISS

kinda a slut