kotatko-v-kosicku

I'm fucking faggot and willing to fight god | You can call me Kot | he/they | 18+ sometimes | pfp by:@maned-dog

[kotatko-v-kosicku]

go see my music webbed site!

[houndmother]

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

[joeyclaire]

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

[joeyclaire]

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

[pawpels]

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

[imhereformysciencefriends]

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

[hedronalignment]

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

[joeyclaire]

he plead guilty

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[dilffussy]

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

[dilffussy]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[void-returns-squared]

from now on every Teto is black until Teto fans learn to behave

[void-returns-squared]

I changed my mind. Every Teto is black forever.

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[protoindoeuropean]

Protestants be shoppin

[lucerei]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

> go to asakusa shrine

> help 5yo pull a fortune

> she gets the best most fortunate result

> pull my own

> second best result

> 🐻 pulls his

> absolute worst possible result

> “papa why did you do that”

> hfw

[patrothestupid]

the usual

[kotatko-v-kosicku]

[mebis-silksong-corner]

in hollow knight, the knight needed the sporeshroom to be able to even interact with shroomish writing, let alone understand it, yet Hornet can do this without issue

fungal wastes described as stinky

the knight described as noseless and odorless, seems unaffected by odor related things

hornet complains about stinky things, says to lace "You always had the scent, child." I know that last one is a turn of phrase but just look at all these points

And the final nail in the coffin:

[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[eeveelotions]

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[rslashrats]

i never watched trolls but the entire “singing killed my grandma okay” scene is comedy gold. theres no way they werent laughing tbeir asses off in the writing room

[rslashrats]

the delivery of the fated line. the pink one’s blank stare after he walks off screen. the random cut to the guy saying his uncle broke his neck tap dancing once that never gets addressed again. the pink one asking what song was being sung as if that was her business. the fact the song he sang when she died was total eclipse of the heart. the cut back from the flashback to the present and literally everyone starts singing the song that is the root of his traumatic memory. its one punch to the face after another

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[gay--dog]

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry