kotatko-v-kosicku

I'm fucking faggot and willing to fight god | You can call me Kot | he/they | 18+ sometimes | pfp by:@maned-dog

[kotatko-v-kosicku]

go see my music webbed site!

[nightmargin]

good ending

(obsessed with this thing)

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[aokozaki]

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

[toyota-supra]

good luck! good luck!

[nightmargin]

[gooselycharm]

theyre building up speed to travel to parallel universes

[pettycentral]

[flawedvictori]

guy who confuses his animal metaphors during sex voice: wow take a look at those oinkers

[flawedvictori]

fuck what kind of moron am i. forgot to add my barnyard animals tag. fuck

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[were--ralph]

Kinda need him in me

[were--ralph]

[were--ralph]

[were--ralph]

FINE ITS TRUE I WANT TO FUCK THE DAD FROM BLUEY SO MUCH IT HURTS WHEN I HAVE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

[butch-sylveon-deactivated202608]

[grimeclown]

Me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

[sunshine-tattoo]

homie is this an xmen porno

[grimeclown]

I see how you could get confused but that's actually me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

That ace moment when you see an xmen porno Cougar Squad gif and all you can think is "ooh those special effects are pretty cool, I wonder how they did that?"

[grimeclown]

I did it with my powers.

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

You should use your powers to get a helmet that fits better

[grimeclown]

Wow ok you know what get da hell out of here

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[girlboyburger]

out at the park with it

[ozempicofficial]

[slowspinningredemption]

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

[itmeansalot]

CHECK THE NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

[jyyink]

maybe, with what little power you have, you can SAVE something else

[furryprovocateur]

how it feels to be 32

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[equius]

you just dont get this on other websites