THREEPIO

don't call me a MINDLESS PHILOSOPHER you overweight glob of grease !!CREAM HOUSE.

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**emily.

            ❛ dunno. we all sort of just ended up here, kinda like you. some dead people even showed up; it’s a wild place. ❜   emily didn’t fully understand the explanation of droids and the like; but that was mostly due to lack of sleep. if she was at full capacity, she was sure a more intelligent response could come from her.  ❛ fuck R units, right? if you‘re sentient, does that mean you have autonomy, too? feeling things is all fine and dandy, but free will seems more important, y’know? ❜  

‘ dead people? oh dear, that’s a new one. ’ this is all a bit much for threepio to take in at once, and he runs a hand through his new hair, shaking his head some before sighing a bit -- he’s gunna do that more often. ‘ ah, i wouldn’t use such colorful language. of course i do -- well, i mean, i have masters, but i can still go where i want, since i haven’t had a master in nearly thirty years. both dead or missing. ’

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**finn.

Finn had been trying to learn the area a bit better, hoping that by doing so this place would feel more like home. After all, ever since the base, which was never much of a home to him, he hadn’t stayed on one planet for very long. While Earth was different, now that he knew at least Rey and Solo were here, he felt that maybe it wouldn’t be too bad. But he’d have to see about that. He turned to the person who tapped him on the shoulder, offering them his usual wide, warm smile. “Sure, if i’m not mistaken we’re in the Milky Way galaxy – one Earth specifically if that rings any bells.”

‘ earth, milky way galaxy -- no, it doesn’t seem to ring any bells. if only i could get back to the base, i might be able to look up this so called earth. which is an odd name, i might add. why not just call it planet dirt? ’ threepio sighed, so lost in his own thoughts he hadn’t even realized who he was talking to until several moments had passed. his head shot up and his eyes widened. ‘ finn? ’

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**emily.

            ❛ i don’t think a lot of people come here voluntarily. ❜  of the people she’d met, it seemed only a handful came willingly. her head cocked, intrigued at the idea that he was a robot and didn’t know what a dog was.  ❛ —— a droid? like from science fiction? … cool. hey, so do you really say things like ‘does not compute’ or whatever? ❜

‘ they don’t? then how do we all get here? ’ he was perplexed, to say the least, eyebrows furrowing as he asked his questions. how did anyone get here, matter of fact? ‘ -- yeah, i suppose you could say that. no, i do not, that is a myth -- some R units may, though, but not everyone understands them. either way, even if i was programmed, i am still sentient. ’

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**emily.

            ❛ we’re in the solar system, in the milky way galaxy. you asking THAT question kinda makes me think you have no idea what any of that means. you an alien? ❜  a few weeks ago, emily wouldn’t have believed that’d be possible. but this place; it was doing impossible things. what was one more impossibility?  ❛ or were you like, a dog or something weirder? ❜

‘ an alien? i suppose you could call me that, yes, though i did not voluntarily come here. i live in another galaxy -- presumably far, far away from here. ’ threepio shook his head, her next question startling him. ‘ a -- what is a dog? i was a robot. a droid. ’

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**emma.

She turned around looking at the guy “You are in the milky way galaxy, you know, situated on planet earth. Ring any bell to you?”

‘ nope, not at all -- i suppose this galaxy is far from mine. i need to find a way to get back home. ’

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**rey.

Rey turns around upon feeling the gentle tap of someone else on her shoulder, overhearing his previous words. “Stonefield is correct, though I have yet to see any fields of stone.” The brunette laughs at the male’s confused reaction. “What, wookie got your tongue?” Rey jokes, placing a gentle hand on his back. “As for the galaxy… That is something I’m not quite sure of myself. Mick-E Wai I was told it was called?” She replies, unsure of what language such a name was in.

‘ i haven’t either -- perhaps they’ve lied to us. ’ threepio shrugs, shaking his head lightly but grinning all the same. ‘ wookiee -- so you’re from my galaxy? ’ and that’s when he gets a good look at her, and it finally clicks, and he throws his arms around her, being as gentle as he can. ‘ rey! it’s -- it’s threepio. ’

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**artoo.

artoo was quick to release the other bot, chuckling at his own strengths and bringing his hands up to lightly pat at threepio’s shoulders. it wouldn’t do much, but he’d seen several humans interact in these sorts of mannerisms to showcase their apologetic side. ‘ sorry about that, who knew my human form could hold this much power. though i do miss my tools, shocking others was always a fun way to go with my electric pike. ’ he smiled, clearly way too excited about his new form. ‘ and here i thought you’d be the one to aid me in figuring things out here. you speak over six million languages, yet you have difficulty in figuring our position in this entire galaxy. very talented, aren’t you? ’

threepio chuckled at the other’s excitement, a bright smile on his face now that he’d finally seen someone he knew -- something familiar in the oddness of this new terrain. ‘ someone’s thrilled about their new form, aren’t they? i think your strength makes up for the absence of tools. though i must say, i’m not sure about mine yet. it seems i’ve been made more lanky than strong. ’ the bot shrugged, pouting slightly as he thought. ‘ i can speak six million languages, indeed, but the whole galaxy thing? not so much. i’m more involved with planets, thank you very much. in our own galaxy. ’

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**laurie.

“ it’s not cold, “ laurie commented. then again, after a few moments in the ( cold ) water her skin had thickened to keep her more warm. the perks of being a mutant that adapted so quickly ( she could also control her adaptions and make it happen quicker or make certain things happen– she had been working at school with it but she was here instead. ) laurie pulled her jeans up further as the water got up to her thighs. “ i– – shit– “ laurie looked down at her WEBBED feet. was he ever going to be able to resist changing ?? 

‘ i feel that is a matter of opinion, ’ oh, he was not used to feeling cold, not be any means. that was one of the perks of being METAL, he supposed. he shivered in the water, stepping down to his thighs before looking over at her exclamation. ‘ are you alright? ’

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" Everything hurts." ( HUGO )

‘ oh dear, i’m not a medical bot, um -- why? ’ ( @hugoxweasleyx )

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" I can't believe you." ( AMY | ofpondisms )

‘ oh, dear -- what did i do now? ’ ( @ofpondisms )

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" My boyfriend left." ( rebecca // sutteriisms ) [so we can confuse rebecca]

‘ oh, that’s...that’s unfortunate. i’m sorry, miss. ’ ( @sutteriisms )

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You're so in love with artoo, it's obvious.

‘ -- pardon me? ’

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**artoo.

“threepio ?? ” he didn’t say much else before engulfing the other in his embrace, patting his back in what he thought was a gentle manner – artoo wasn’t used to his strengths and how to work the body he was occupying. “you fool !! it is i, artoo – i see we both have been brought into this strange planet, very unique would you not agree? i’m not sure why or how we got here, but i have no complaint so far.”

‘ artoo!! ’ threepio embraced the other as well, though not as tight -- while he wasn’t used to human strength, he was somewhat humanoid even when he was a bot, and that gave him some way to gauge strength. and the other, to put simply, was squeezing the life out of him. ‘ c-can’t -- breathe -- ’ the bot coughed, loosening his embrace and pulling back. ‘ thank heavens, at least i know someone here. very unique indeed -- though it is quite confusing. i have never heard of this milky way before. ’

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Angst Starter Masterlist

" Aren't you going to say something?"

" And I thought I loved you."

" And I thought you loved me."

" Angry. I'm.. I'm angry."

" Aren't you even going to cry?"

" Are you going to cry?"

" Are you crying?"

" Are you okay?"

" Ask if I'm okay. Just ask."

" And this is why I don't want to stay anymore."

" Addiction isn't the way to go, ___ "

" Are you angry with me?"

" Are you afraid?"

" And now is the part where we say goodbye."

" And now you're going to leave me!"

" Are you just going to leave me?"

" Be friends with someone else."

" Boy/Girlfriend? Is that what you thought I meant?"

" Because you're such an ass and I- I just hate you!"

" But I've changed."

" But you've changed."

" Buy yourself something nice. Because I don't want this ring."

" But.. you're still alive?"

" Can't you just let me be happy for one?!"

" Can't you be happy for once?

" Can't you just be happy for me?"

" Come on, leave already!"

" Coward. That's all you are. A coward."

" Do you even know what you've done to me?"

" Do you have any remorse? "

" Don't you dare close your eyes on me!"

" Don't you dare die."

" Don't you care about me/her/him/them anymore?"

" Don't give me that look"

" Don't you want me to be happy?"

" Dammit! Everything was just starting to get better and then you do this!"

" Damn you."

" Don't lie to me."

" Don't like to him/her/them."

" Dammit.. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! You fucking ass!"

" Everything is fucked up now- everything is fucked because of you!"

" Everything's gone to hell."

" Everyone hates me."

" Everyone hates you."

" Everything hurts."

" Everything's going to be okay."

" Everyone loves you, not me."

" Everything is falling apart."

" Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."

" For someone whose dying, you seem kind of happy."

" Friends forever, right? Isn't that what you said?"

" Fuck off!"

" Fuck you!"

" Find a new place to live."

" Find a new girlfriend/boyfriend."

" Find a new best-friend."

" Fine. I'll leave."

" Forever and ever. That's how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back."

" Fucking hell, I hate you!"

" Get lost!"

" Get a job, you ass!"

" Get out of here!"

" Go get a life."

" Go. Just go."

" How are you still alive?"

" How long are you going to keep this up?"

" How long until you finally get lost?"

" How about I just leave."

" Hold up. You're breaking up with me?"

" Heaven doesn't exist."

" Hell is the only place we're going to be going."

" How about you leave now?"

" Is this how you're going to treat me?"

" I can't believe you."

" I'm a monster."

" I killed someone."

" I want to kill myself."

" I want to kill something."

" I'm running away."

" I'm leaving you."

" I can't look at you right now."

" I hope you die!"

" I don't understand."

" I'm so angry/sad. But you don't care."

" I can't hear anything."

" I'm dying."

" I have cancer."

" I can feel the darkness coming."

" I can't breathe."

" Just joking, I don't love you."

" Just go."

" Just leave me alone!"

" Just fuck off."

" Kill yourself. "

" Kindly get the hell away from me."

" Kids? I don't want kids."

" Kind. That's the one thing you can never manage to be."

" Lie. Just lie."

" Lie to me."

" Life is not worth living."

" Living isn't possible."

" Like I give a shit about you."

" Lies are all you're capable of."

" Lay down. It'll all be over soon."

" My heart is broken. "

" My.. everything hurts."

" My girlfriend/boyfriend left."

" My ____ is dead."

" Man, you're an asshole."

" My lies aren't working anymore."

" Mutt."

" Many times I lay awake and wonder why I'm alive anymore."

" Never again."

" Never speak to me again."

" No. I won't do it."

" No, I don't like you like that."

" No way in hell!"

" Now, now, is there really any reason to cry?"

" Now and again I really start to hate you."

" No. Stop crying, just stop it."

" Not how I wanted to spend my life."

" Never look at me again."

" People hate me."

" People hate you."

" Person? No, no. You're not a person. You're a robot."

" People like you sicken me."

" People like you deserve to die."

" Perhaps you should just leave, then."

" Piss off."

" Question: why are you still here?"

" Quiet. I'm getting sick of hearing your voice."

" Run away. That's what I'm doing."

" See? I hate you."

" See? You hate me."

" Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me."

" So.. you hate me, then?"

" So this is how it ends."

" Shoot me."

" Shit..."

" So why are you still here?"

" Sometimes people lie to me."

" Stories are just that. Stories."

" Took off with everything I had!"

" Time to go."

" This is the end. It's done."

" The story is ending now."

" This is the end."

" This is why I hate you."

" Then why do you say you love me?!"

" Unlike you I have friends."

" Unlike me, you have friends"

" Under the bed is were I have to hide from you."

" Underwater is where i want me coffin to be."

" Utter it again and I swear I'll kill you!"

" Very mature. Cunt."

" Why can't you row up?"

" Why cant you care about me?"

" Why do you hate me?"

" Why do I hate you?"

" What do you mean?"

" What?You're dying?"

" Why can't you just be you."

" When am I supposed to get my time to be happy?'

" Well. This isn't how it was supposed to end between us."

" Whatever, you asshole."

" Whenever you decide you can stand to talk to me ago, please do."

" Well. I hate you now."

" Well, you hate me now."

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**artoo.

artoo slowly gathered his thoughts, turning to see the ( so called ) stranger behind him. a smile evident on his lips, as he took in the male. he did not look harmful, for now he could only suppose. artoo had only been here for a bit, but he’d noticed quite a few strange things in this town, and planet itself. he had to be more careful around everyone and thing ( or at least he’d try ) “you are in the milky way galaxy, situated on planet earth.” he answered, clearly having had time to figure these answers himself.

there was a slight pause in the former bot’s demeanor as he mulled the other’s words over. he didn’t recognize the name of this milky way, but then again, there were so many galaxies and planets he had yet to see. now it was just a matter of how to get h o m e, and how to figure out how he’d become flesh and bones. but all he does is let a small s m i l e grace his face, nodding his head at the “stranger” in front of him. ‘ thank you, sir. oh, where are my manners -- i am see-threepio, by the way. call me threepio. ’ 

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**artoo.

artoo slowly gathered his thoughts, turning to see the ( so called ) stranger behind him. a smile evident on his lips, as he took in the male. he did not look harmful, for now he could only suppose. artoo had only been here for a bit, but he’d noticed quite a few strange things in this town, and planet itself. he had to be more careful around everyone and thing ( or at least he’d try ) “you are in the milky way galaxy, situated on planet earth.” he answered, clearly having had time to figure these answers himself.

there was a slight pause in the former bot’s demeanor as he mulled the other’s words over. he didn’t recognize the name of this milky way, but then again, there were so many galaxies and planets he had yet to see. now it was just a matter of how to get h o m e, and how to figure out how he’d become flesh and bones. but all he does is let a small s m i l e grace his face, nodding his head at the “stranger” in front of him. ‘ thank you, sir. oh, where are my manners -- i am see-threepio, by the way. call me threepio. ’ 

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‘ ah -- the sign says i’ve landed in a place by the name of stonefield? ’ the word feels odd on his tongue -- woah, he has a tongue. this has to be some type of d r e a m, he thinks, immediately shutting his eyes for a few moments before opening again. this wasn’t a dream. ‘ well then -- ’ he taps the nearest person on the shoulder, biting down on his newly acquired lip. ‘ would you mind telling me what galaxy this is? ’