[littlewanye-deactivated20150302]

[smegmaburger-blog]

this is where i grew up i am literally not shitting you

[shadowcat]

[negritaaa]

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

[keybladesoras]

Black Friday has officially begun, may the odds be ever in your favor.

[keanureeve-deactivated20170131]

REASONS WHY GIRLS SHOULDN’T HAVE SHORT HAIR: THEY WILL BE SO CUTE THAT YOUR INSIDES WILL EXPLODE AND YOUR EYES WILL MELT OUT OF YOUR SKULL BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO CUTE. THEY WILL KILL YOU. GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR WILL KILL YOU WITH THEIR CUTENESS

[gothicprep]

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

[nparts-blog-blog]

[smegmaburger-blog]

[memewhore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Jimmy Fallon’s NFL Superlatives [video]

[sofapizza]

[flambutt]

i’m taking a learner’s permit test and

[notalkingplz]

[nelliescoffee-deactivated201502]

You think it’s cool to hate things. And it’s not. It’s boring. Talk about what you love and keep quiet about what you don’t.

Liberal Arts  (via pessimisticccoffee)

[richandlonely-deactivated201607]

[ivysaw]

you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

[foodless]

even if you’re lesbians???????

[ivysaw]

especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad

[i-shall-speak-no-evil-blog]

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

this is it. this is fucking it i’ve reached the pinnacle of my blogging career it’s all downhill from here

[4gifs]