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When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma, had a sculptor cast a life size sculpture for the gravestone - Every morning since Caroline’s funeral, a fresh flower was found tucked in the crook of the arm, and still is to this day - Nobody knows who leaves it - Every single morning! - Caroline died in 1867 - For 146 years, someone has been leaving flowers…

angelicdaze

Caroline totes had a vampire lover.

unexplained-events

This is by far, my favorite theory.

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thespoonmissioner

jazzmanisineffect

Sometimes Finn and Jake display the most healthy and positive friendship I’ve ever seen and sometimes it makes me really happy that they don’t pull tropey bullshit and they have lines like this that show just how much they get each other.

babycurvas

a veces no entiendo y después me pregunto si realmente quiero entender

taehyungland-deactivated2026032

jungkook’s game plan is to STOMP

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Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

the-stickers

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

soup-that-is-2-hot

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

gallusrostromegalus

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

allthingshyper

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

gallusrostromegalus

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

charliecoxbf

That’s gussy babe

earthgirl2788

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think.

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done.

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars