Sam

23•she/her•probably napping

[beatlesweatles]

This slaps harder than anything the Beetles ever released

[fairycosmos]

god the loneliness of young adulthood is so real

[fairycosmos]

it’s just trying not to cry on public transport and doing dishes

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mysharona1987]

[smileitsyourbirthday]

Me at work, everyday: I would literally rather be doing anything else, like getting hit by a bus.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags whether or not you’re afraid of heights and how tall you are

[smileitsyourbirthday]

Working from home during the holidays be like "Thank you for calling ____ Credit Union. I apologize for my family arguing in the background. How can I help you today?"

[smileitsyourbirthday]

am I the only person who occasionally forgets that narwhals are actually real

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[smileitsyourbirthday]

It's the way he committed to his role as heart boy with the heart undies under the costume for me

[smileitsyourbirthday]

wish I could go back in time to tell younger me to appreciate how nice it is to not have literally every bone in my body crack whenever I move bc I don't think I ever appreciated that enough

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[rslashrats]

anyone else releasing flavors in the tomato that are normally inaccessible

[goddess-complex]

vodka also releases flavors in me that are normally inaccessible

[smileitsyourbirthday]

is it too early to ask santa to bring me tuition money for christmas do you think

[smileitsyourbirthday]

"Why do you like pink so much?"

Because dude I have so much time of loving the color pink to regain after absolutely hating it so much for most of my formative years thanks to its relation to gender bias. My friend, I realized a tragically short time ago that I did not, in fact, hate the color pink. I just despised everything I understood it to stand for.

Now leave me and my pink everything alone.

💕🍨🌸🎀🩱♀️🧁🌺💗

[smileitsyourbirthday]

You know what?? Fuck being dainty for men. Especially concerning food and eating.

If this man doesn't think I'm gonna finish this whole fucking two serving crème brulée by my damn self after a big meal then he's gonna learn something new today and if he doesn't like it he can fuck the fuck off. Now someone hand me a spoon.

[smileitsyourbirthday]

Why did men look like that in the 70s and how do we get it back

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD