Too young to notice

Mayday Parade for life Stars and Universe and Beyond

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[obfuscobble]

Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[iraffiruse]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Due to personal reasons I’ll be

[logarto]

[logarto]

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

The whole self love thing is good and all but some people can’t fathom being loved. They can’t imagine there being anything good about them. So they can’t simply just stop doing unhealthy things, there’s a process.

[sandersstudies]

Before self love you have to invoke self tolerance and self neutrality.

[sandersstudies]

If you can’t say “I love my body!” say “my body gets me from place to place.”

If you can’t say “I’m beautiful,” begin by shutting down the “I’m ugly” thoughts and saying “I’m a person.”

If you can’t say “I’m valuable” begun by shutting down the “I’m worthless” thoughts and say “all people deserve basic respect, and I’m a person.”

If you can’t say “I’m important,” or “I’m kind” say “I am the one who waters my plant every week” or “I am the one who tips the kind barista down the street” or “I am the one who makes sure my dog does not eat plastic” or “I am the one who leaves long comments on people’s fan fictions.”

[closetedguyy]

I’ve genuinely never seen a way to bridge the gap, especially body-wise. There’s loads about self-confidence and loving your body EVERYWHERE, but no one really explains how to get there. It’s great to have the former, but I’m glad this info is out there.

[imfemalewarrior]

Here is some great advice from some bloggers on how to set an incremental goal to get to self neutrality. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[dbrann11]

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

[toastbutteregg]

watch out @thor

[toastbutteregg]

watch out @thor

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[cherie-mon-cherie]

One of the things I love most about Jensen Ackles is that he’s this gorgeous man and yet he’s in no way afraid to make himself look ridiculous or take himself too seriously. He’s great.

[justdailystories]

Someone Illustrated the Best News Stories From 2019 and Now Our Hearts Are Warm

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

[megidonitram]

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

[hilltop-dolmen]

can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles

[vodkakilledtheteen]

Let’s sit down like we always do,

and talk things through.

You’ll tell me how you’re going

to change, and I’ll dive

12 feet deep into your lies again.

you’ll stare at me and

your eyes will look so pure,

and for the millionth time

I’ll have my hands tied

with lies I twist

until my knuckles

bleed blue.

I’m so tired of

swimming for miles

for someone who

always gives up

and doesn’t pull through.

— Alexa Evangelista, the book I’ll never finish writing

[wombshaker]

“Upload your resumé in PDF format”

“Now type out your work experience, even though you just fucking uploaded your resumé”

“While you’re at it, type out your education too, even though it’s on the fucking resumé as well”

[wombshaker]

“Great, now fill out this questionnaire too. It’ll only take 20-30 minutes! If we decide not to hire you, we won’t even give you the courtesy of an automated email telling you you’re not the right fit!”

[cat-memes-only]

[cottagewarlock]

you know what’s a good feeling? a real good feeling?

when sunbeams do this.

that is all.