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[itsmicolmota-deactivated2016072]

heartwarming:

"For the last 13 years Japanese photographer Miyoko Ihara has been taking pictures of her grandma, Misao, to commemorate her life. 9 years ago, 88-year-old Misao found a stray odd-eyed cat in her shed: she called it Fukumaru, hoping that “the god of fuku (good fortune) would come and everything will be smoothed over like maru (circle).” Miyoko has been photographing their beautiful friendship and the way they go about their daily routine ever since.”

Miyoko Ihara

via

[scenicroutes]

screaming budgett’s frog

[shubbabang]

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

And that was the first time I saw a penis

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[draumstafir-deactivated20150606]

Neither of those husbands are bringing a drink back, they’re both just chilling at the bar like the useless lumps they are.

Gay or straight, all husbands are useless.

[jamesbrnes-deactivated20160928]

EVERYONE I HAVE OFFICIALLY DIED OKAY SO i was in walmart singing softly to the “gaston” song from beauty and the beast so i did the whole “when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large and now that i’m grown i eat five dozen eggs so i’m roughly the size of a barge” and this guy next to me covered in tattoos and piercing and a massive mohawk adds on quietly under his breath “no one fights like gaston”

[smilesweetlyandkeepgoing-blog]

I have two cats and they hate each other and at this point I can't tell if they're affectionate because they love me or want to piss the other one off...

[smilesweetlyandkeepgoing-blog]

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

mom: you realize this makes you a nerd

me:

mom:

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

mom:

me:

mom: this isn't normal

[minkcoat]

hi this is my history teachers school picture and i promised i would make him tumblr famous feel free to photoshop his face on to various things thank you

[bepse-archive-blog]

[drunkpoetssoul]

here, i made it transparent for y’all. :]

[deadpixiel]

[banett3-deactivated20140831]

[boxofpoptarts-deactivated201307]

I refuse to apologize for art

[hannigrammars-deactivated201411]

i refuse to be sorry for wasting my life

[hanninope]

NO NO NO I CANT BRATHE

[applebone-deactivated20201129]

[sweet-soft-baby]

[supernaturalapocalypse]

[smilesweetlyandkeepgoing-blog]

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

english: *shooting up in the bathroom*

gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

polish: here have all of these consonants have fun

japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

[error888]

[67888875322467]

unholykingofkings:

Young fox rescued from deep mud at urban building site where it was found fighting for life in a hole | Mail Online

Precious baby!!!

[iraffiruse]

[vonmunsterr-deactivated20260113]

basically how i live my life.

[messianicmanics-blog]

reasons to hate the english language

wednesday

February 

[fakeghoul-deactivated20150615]

colonel

[lillow]

knife

[selfcaremoodboard]

parfait

pterodactyl 

[steeiydan]

lieutenant

[yunagyaru-deactivated20211230]

their, they’re, there

[lilfagontheprairie]

See, sea

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

Read, read, lead, lead, know, no, lye, lie…

[arswiss]

[naturallywholesome-deactivated2]

A picture of a domesticated Silver Fox. This is all I want to own in my life.

[sheepinthewolves-deactivated201]

I want a silver fox.

[crossedoutlitanies]

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

[allons-y-jawn-deactivated201211]

sodamnrelatable:

[biuntilprovenotherwise]

^reblogging again for that gif

[dustinis-deactivated20140430]

Accurate gif is accurate

[thehoneyelf]

We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter: ‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave. I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?” My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.” Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks ‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’ It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.

  Source : [x]

[thehoneyelf]

I just saw this and thought it would be incredible to share this so maybe it  could catch on whereever you may live

[idiotsonfb]

[starglitteredsky-deactivated201]

Isn’t it nice how people twist their religious scripture to suit their weds but when it’s used against them it’s suddenly not okay