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this is where i shit post about movies and tv💦

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I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

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does nobody on tumblr have friends

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Chris Hemsworth  Arriving the red carpet for “Thor : Ragnarok” premiere, Los Angeles | October 10, 2017

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[minkcoat]

why even try to pull the “valkyrie doesnt need a love interest” card when you could just admit you have a hard time projecting yourself onto a character of color and dont think she is physically attractive enough (specifically because of her blackness) to be a romantic interest to a main character lol

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[afro-elf]

chris hemsworth: i played thor as admiring and being attracted to valkyrie

white fans: GOOD THING THEY’RE NOT INTO EACH OTHER HAHA DODGED A BULLET THERE LMAO

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stranger things season 3 concept

will byers has a nice day

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The late 70s were a difficult time for the Winter Soldier… 

[nicoise-trash]

OH MY GOOOOOOOODD YESSS

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the mood for 2017

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https://instagram.com/p/BbSh9Q-gvE_/

[marcythemartian]

“He’s mine. If you want him, you’ll have to go through me.”

// thorkyrie mood board //

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I went to Wizarding World just under a year ago but I still have the most vivid memory of every cashier in that sector of the park asking me if I would be paying with “cash or muggle plastic” and every time I would look into their eyes I would see nothing behind them

[the-doctor-9-10]

Ok, so I’m all for Valkyrie kicking butt and taking names, but seriously. Like she could possibly out smart/out fight Loki? I don’t think so! He totally would have kicked her butt, and then some! Seriously, that really bugged me…a lot. I loved pretty much everything else about the movie, (except for that crap about Jane and Darcy not being in it!!!) but the whole Loki losing that fight? Nah, I call bull crap.

[11thsense]

Who would win?

Immortal Legendary warrior god trained specifically to kick everyone’s ass vs one lanky green man who’s obsessed with blue cube

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OP mad a black woman beat their emo prince.

[susieandhobbes]

It’s plausible that Loki has the capacity to beat Valkyrie but 

a) Hela defeating the Valkyries isn’t comparable because she’s one of the most powerful asgardians in existence and Loki technically is a different species. Doesn’t make Loki not strong but it goes from Asgardian v Asgardian fight to Asgardian v Frost giant.

b)more importantly, LOKI ISN’T THAT GOOD AT COMBAT. He very much relies on illusions so he can avoid physical confrontation in the first place. It’s literally the Scar v Mufasa power dynamic. He obviously has general fight training and would be more than capable to fuck up a human but as everyone else has already pointed out, Valkyrie is a millennia old legendary warrior trained to fuck up a bitch. His reluctant Odinson P.E does not compare and does not compete.

tl;dr Loki could feasibly beat Valkyrie in a fight if he relies on his magic and tricks (and we saw that when he went into her mind) but in straight hand to hand, there’s absolutely no reason to believe he would win that fight.

p.s OP, Jane and Darcy being plucked from the movie in a 2 sentence exchange was probably the highlight of the film

[afro-elf]

mans not strong

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi