couldn't think of title but i'm not a porn bot

Hi I'm Lilly, she/her. Mid 20s. Old username was thevasthonk.

[sevaria]

the world needs transsexuals more than it needs god

[adulthumanproblem-deactivated20]

[redstonedust]

old folks were right about one thing it feels good as fuck to go "ugghh" whenever you sit down and stand up.

[animentality]

[excitementshewrote]

[kenshitty]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[dinodoggie]

This is how Project Hail Mary went, right?

I hope you enjoy this silly video, and have an AWESOME day!

[blaklyte]

Discord perfec t place to give government id. Safe and secure id very safe with Discord. No problems ever with discord bc discord Trusted and Secure with gov id to prove you are adult. Givediscord ID yes good place for sensitiveimformation can trust discord give government id for safety and protection good discord safe and secure. Friend discord

[fvckw4d]

Do not forget that discord is still planning on moving forward with age verification and has only "delayed it" until "the later half of 2026." They are hoping you will forget while they quietly roll it out when no one is looking. Continue to message them about it. Continue to talk about it. Make it clear this is unacceptable. Discord is one of the only places left you can even talk about or share adult content in private at scale anymore. They will tell you "its not that bad if you dont use it for nsfw" but fuck them and fuck people who say that shit.

[389]

Nick Hannes

[goflowolfog]

[lavender-draw]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[gallusrostromegalus]

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[sunflowerbutch]

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

[veryluckyclovers]

[isbergillustration]

Prideful Awooing

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems