Shitty Conspiracies the Rogues Believe:
Harley Quinn: firmly believes in the Nicolas Cage is an immortal vampire theory. The picture from 1870ish that surfaced convinced her, and Cage denying the claims only spurred on her belief more. She also thinks Keanu Reeves is immortal, but ‘hes not a vampire!’ apparently.
Catwoman: the governments of the world have made contact with aliens!!! They just refuse to admit it because the aliens provide information and technology to those cooperating!!! Uh. Non canon aliens to the DC universe, that is. Everybody knows about Superman.
Poison Ivy: she’s a hardcore believer in the theory that all mesas are the remnant stumps of super-massive trees from a prehistoric era. All trees growing today are just off shoots!!!!
Two Face: he’s been a hardcore JFK assassination conspiracy theorist since he was like, twelve years old. Like- he went to the building itself and created a model of the place to trace the bullet trails and everything. He’s come to the conclusion that Harvey Lee Oswald could NOT have done it alone, the bullet CURVED????
Mr Freeze: Local Man Requires Dome To Breathe But Not For The Reasons You’ve Heard. I mean, he DOES need the dome to breathe, but ALSO because he KNOWS that the little cloud lines that follow airplanes are CHEMTRAILS! The government is dispersing experimental chemicals into the atmosphere!!!!
Killer Croc: I cant tell you which conspiracy Waylon believes in, but I can tell you the one he DOESNT. He ABSOLUTELY refuses to acknowledge the one where lizard people are in charge of the government. That’s crazy, he says. Completely unbelievable. No lizard overlords over here.
Bane: ok this is a weird one, but. This guy has been pouring through the financial records of the Titanic and the White Star Line for years, and he’s come to the conclusion that the Titanic didn’t sink. Oh, a ship sank, but it was the Olympic- not the Titanic. It was for the insurance money!!! He protests. (Actual sidenote: look into this one, guys. It’s pretty interesting)
Clayface: hes a actor, yeah? So he knows what acting looks like, and god dammit!! The moon landings were clearly faked! Stanley Kubrick faked them!! Wake up America! Wake up Gotham!!! It was a ploy to stop Soviet Space Advancements!!!!!!!
Joker: this guy doesn’t believe in conspiracies, but he’s started a TON of them. However I will say… he VERY LOWKEY might believe in the Bruce Wayne = Batman Butts Match theory. Maybe. He’s,,, OPEN to it— ok!??
Mad Hatter: the Matrix is NOT just a movie, it’s a cry for help from people who have discovered the truth: the matrix is REAL. Jervis has been seen doing some rather weird things in the past, all in service to trying to outsmart the Matrix algorithms that keep him and everyone trapped in a false existence.
Scarecrow: this is less a conspiracy, more a phenomenon but- Jon here absolutely subscribes to the idea that cryptids exist. He hopes to meet all of the major ones someday, but he may never find Bigfoot because he also believes in the Flat Bigfoot theory…
Riddler: Edward Nygma is a Flat Earther. This is the facts I swear- no irony here. This guy genuinely believes that the earth is flat. No amount of evidence can convince him, he knows the truth.
Penguin: the Illuminati is real!!! Local Man’s been saying for years. Local Man would also like to beg for the 74936th time that he’d LOVE to join them and is ready to do initiation at any time. Please.
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