Two Grins, One Braincell

[Totally NOT the Mod]: Possibly the one and only Alastor X Jax RP Blog. But hey—someone had to do it!!

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*THUD!*

"Ow...What the- AAAHGHHH GET OFF ME YOU DEER FREAK!" *Jax yelled, pushing Alastor off of him.*

*Alastor, who was still practically dazed from being force-teleported, got shoved off and landed with an undignified grunt.*

"How DARE you—! I am not a 'deer freak,' you insufferable lagomorph!" *brushes dust off his coat, glaring.*

Jax scrambled to his feet "Whatever, Bambi! Where the hell are we?! This definitely isn't the circus!"

Both look around, taking in their surroundings—confused and increasingly agitated.

*Alastor spoke up again.* "Agreed. This realm is... unfamiliar. And I don't recall requesting transportation."

*Jax remarked,* "Yeah, no kidding! Who even—" [APPEARS BEHIND THEM OUTTA NOWHERE] HELLOOOO!!

Both characters FLINCH and jump back violently.

Alastor: "GOOD LORD!"

Jax: "WHAT THE—" immediately grabs the nearest decorative plant and HURLS it at the Mod's face

*BONK!*

Mod (aka. Kalei): "...Ow?" plant bounces off, completely unbothered

Alastor: recovering his composure, straightening his bowtie "Who ARE you, and what do you want with us?!"

Mod (Kalei, yes me again): grinning way too wide "Welcome to your brand new RP blog, boys!"

Jax: "RP blog? What's that supposed to—"

Mod (not gonna say it again..): "Oh, nothing too crazy! I'll just be controlling both of your every word and action from now on!"

Alastor & Jax: in perfect horrified sync "YOU'LL BE DOING WHAT?!"

Long pause. Jax sighs dramatically.

Jax: rubbing his temples "Alright, fine. I'm already in like, way too many RP blogs anyway. But do I HAVE to be stuck with Mr. Radioactive Smile Creep?"

Alastor: offended "EXCUSE ME?!"

AAANYYWAYS!! Here’s people we RP with!

TADC:

[No one yet :(, BE THE FIRST!!] Jax: "Ugh, hope nobody too annoying. Wait—is Pomni here?"

Hellaverse:

OUR BELOVED KING OF HELL: @mischievously-royalty (GABEEE, HA-Ha...him..., OH SHORTY-) Alastor: "Ah, now this is more civilized company! (Hopefully.)" Jax: "Civilized? Dude, they literally set things on fire."

(Will add more RP partners/mutuals as we go!)

About the Mod:

Hey! I'm Kalei, your local chaos coordinator. I relate way too much to these two disasters, and thought an RP blog would be pure comedy. This all started while RPing with my bestie Gabe (ILYSM POOKIE AHHHHH-)! Alastor: "A chaos coordinator indeed..." Jax: "So basically all of this is your fault?" Mod: "Yup! I'll play both of you, and yes, you're stuck together forever!"

DNI(s):

NO NSFW/explicit content

NO hate, bigotry, or drama

DON'T interact if you’re here to troll or send hate

PLEASE respect boundaries and RP partners

Jax: "There's rules in this madhouse? Shocked, honestly." Alastor: "How refreshingly polite."

Mod: "Okay, that's about it! Asks are open, chaos is guaranteed, and sanity is—well, overrated! BYEEE!!!~"

Alastor & Jax: both panicking simultaneously "WAIT! DON'T LEAVE US HERE—"

[Mod vanishes. Dead silence.]

Alastor: staring at where the Mod disappeared "...Well. This is unfortunate."

Jax: looking around frantically "UNFORTUNATE?! We're stuck in some weird blog dimension with a crazy person who controls our lives!"

Alastor: adjusting his monocle nervously "Perhaps if we simply... ignore the audience, they'll go away?"

Jax: notices the audience aka. YOU GUYS! "Oh great, we've got an audience too. HEY! Can any of you get us OUT of here?!"

Alastor: hissing "Don't encourage them!"

Jax: throws his hands up "Well what do YOU suggest, deer boy?!"

Alastor: forced smile twitching "...We wait. And perhaps... pray."

[Both stare hopelessly into the void as y'all's asks start rolling in...]

SIDE NOTE SO Y'ALL DONT TARGET ME LOL:

Background art: by @yume100_asu(_HH)

Icon: Artist unknown (if this is your art, let me know for credit!)

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Going back to my OG blog while this blog is a sidequest, Cya guys! @mercc-kaleidoscope is the blog btw!!

[emilibronte24601-deactivated202]

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

[penname-artist]

Wait I thought the point was to threaten people with bad things if they don't reblog lol, I'll still take those cookies!!

@xxa-helping-handxx @ask-dusty-boy @ask-shu-todoroki @boeingboingboing @bobblychicken @fight4me @nebbbula @bisexualmcqueen @kachow-po @strip-weather-forecast @dustyismahomeboy @daichi-airbus2006 (I forgot you were here!! I thought you only lived on DeviantArt, omg) @fa18 @flying-machine07 @fclm-huntertruman @heyurblinkerson @jigsaw173 @kornblume814 @kenzie-the-drawer @lyrastarling @mittch22 @ofherfoursmokestacks @orcawithasporka @onyxbeingderanged @praxcrown5 @quiche-on-wheels @rycusfunnies @syfqdrawer @toasters-and-rockets @valkyrieres @x0stormie0x @yaboymacaroni @your-blinkers-on @236kmh + other members of the niche Planes/Cars fandom who exist in my peripheral. This was started as just friends I knew like, closely, and then devolved into "people I know are here to make and post wild stuff about WoC and I'm definitely here for it". Also people with cool usernames. Looking at you, sporka!!!

Threat time: if you do not reblog this post to show appreciation for the random people on the internet you know of, I will personally create a playlist of the most agonizing sounds known to the human ear (Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas is You") and leave them on constant repeat in a remote and secret location of your house so that you can never escape it.

But if you DO reblog this and poke at least one stranger on the streets of Tumblr, you will begin to find shiny objects littered around as tokens of my appreciation. (Coins are stolen only off of the grubby hands of Karens and billionaires.)

Have fuuuuun~

[valkyrieres]

@justasensitiveplant @samcat71470558 @soumarhea @stormblaze13 @callsign-ryker @blade-ranger-301 @kabakali @sira-art @carsofthedesert @orcawithasporka @penname-artist (pulling reverse card on u /j) @cannon (I forgot ur Tumblr username lol) @all of my WOC moots :3

(sorry for the tags bdjshsjs and y'all don't have to reblog, I'm turning this into a moots appreciation post instead uwu)

[samcat71470558]

all my mooties: if you see this, I luv u <3

@valkyrieres @justasensitiveplant @call-me-casual @flying-machine07 @sentient-car-hell @lenle-g @capricorncorvette @idontknowreallywhy @elester01 @kittyyoutuber1234 @kabakali @way2gosuperrstarr @dances-with-kelpies @supersylph @i-am-the-dawn-aka-eos @xxa-helping-handxx @spottylightning @f15eagle @unionrags123 @sira-art @stormblaze13 @freakygoofball @ivyplushyyy @crj-200 @garnets-and-dragons @faketoyplanes @drinkingjetfuel2 @soumarhea @swordinthesnail @blade301 @tot-samyy-dub @fclm-huntertruman @mopheaadd @chopperjay @strip-weather-forecast @strip-weathers @cadfreakingspinner @boeingboingboing @snonkerdoodlefizzy221b @crophopper-7 @gokittygokittyg0 @strawberryprancer @luciolefire @brendambois @emilykat-artblog18 @siberian-tug @dilemmaverse @chomuomu06 @adriaue @captain-tumbling-galahad @banana-pride @nuobshi @azriel-is-gay @kattheamazingcat @ametaldeniz @little-vulpecula @thekeyboardplayer @q-one @evg-pacer @kittyyoutuber1234 @elester01 @idontknowreallywhy

all my mooties!!

[sentient-car-hell]

GAAAAAH ILY TOO

I LOVE MY MOOTIESSS

@vinylv1 @gerydabirb @gothicdstructs @elmores-local-arsonist @fuckingmonsterjammed @masterofentertainment

YALL MAKE HAPPYYYY

[the-hyvemynd]

UEUAHEFGHGG ::DDDDDDDDDDDDD ILY 2 REGINA AUAHG /P @covid19 @lololily75 @sonnettheseacoat @arliarolli

threat: none!! adore yall <3

[arlie-arbees]

@masterofentertainment (ofc✨) @khorlo-brother @wowza53 @smiling-yellow-freaks @rainbowcutieyt @moonajuana69 @tamaverse

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Bro knew I was @mercc-kaleidoscope

Anyways,

@mischievously-royalty @nonameoww @popstar-poppy @radioapple-hh @khorlo-brother

I love y'all so much that y'all's days are numbered. :3

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

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Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

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Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

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Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

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Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

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"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

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"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

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Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

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Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

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Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

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Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared!" Lucifer shots back. "You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!" He adds, pointing at Alastor with his index finger.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"-I'm scared that I'll be BORED to TEARS~." Alastor said being the dramatic over-the-top psycho he is.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to commit suicide in the first place?!" Lucifer asks, hissing at Alastor.

//we changed abstraction to suicide cuz yes

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor laughed bitterly, his smile still intact pretty much "Oh, my GOD! Are you REALLY blaming me for something that EVERYBODY else DID, TOO?! You didn't even know him! You don't even know what sinners are like before they kill themselves!" Alastor yelled at Lucifer as he kept on stepping forward, partially scaring Lucifer "They are NOT pleasant to be around, AT ALL!…YOU-.." Alastor scoffed, and then suddenly his mask went back in place as he smiled wider as he leaned back.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer walks back as Alastor keeps walking closer and closer, he has never been scared of Alastor, until now. "I-I'm sorry..." He mutters, his voice breaking at the end as if he would cry.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor clicked his tongue, "I'm sure you are.." And then Alastor turned with dramatic flourish, "Well, THAT was in all sorts of embarrasing, wouldn't you say? So… are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said finger gunning his head to the deceased.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer couldn't understand, he really couldn't. "What... What would you do if I killed myself tomorrow?" He asks, his eyes wide, begging for the humanity that may still reside in Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's whole body suddenly went rigid, until he slowly turned to face Lucifer, his eyes Hollow as his grin was small "I'd move on…and forget you ever existed…" Alastor said softly as his grin stretched even wider.

[mischievously-royalty]

And that's what shatters Lucifer's already broken heart. "Okay... Okay... I understand." He says, not meeting Alastor's eyes, his voice eerily quiet. He turns around, bringing the gun up.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor notices Lucifer bringing the gun up to his own head, Alastor quickly realizes what Lucifer is trying to do until he tries to stop him "Oh come now, My Dear King. Can't you take a little joke, hm?" Alastor said, internally panicking.

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Lucifer doesn't answer at first, the hand holding the gun is shaking while he stares at it with a distressed expression. Suddenly, he turns around and throws the gun at Alastor. "You're NOT the funny one!" He hisses, clenching his fists.

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Alastor grunted and flinched back at the gun thrown at his face, and remarked to Lucifer's words by saying (and digging his own grave) "I don't think that proves anything, My Dear…" Alastor said genuinely confused and just generally speaking as he was kinda thrown off.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer does not answer, choosing rather to jump at Alastor, trying to strangle him while barring his teeth at him, acting like a mad dog.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor, suddenly being strangled, pushes Lucifer off by slamming him away with his foot while pulling himself up from the floor as Lucifer hits a nearby wall "What are you doing?!" Alastor said confused and slightly distressed by Lucifer suddenly attacking him like a wild animal out of the blue.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer makes an "oof" sound as he hits a nearby wall, but he’s soon back on his hooves. He looks around and grabs a rubik's cube, throwing it at Alastor. When Alastor dodges, Lucifer grabs a flower pot and throws it at him again, finally hitting.

He runs up to Alastor and chomps down on his leg. "Fight back!" He hisses, going back to take another chomp.

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Alastor quickly dodging the first object thrown at him by Lucifer and looking behind to it, but suddenly getting hit square in the face by another "Are you Insane!?" Alastor said as Lucifer physically wrestled him as Alastor tried to pry him off until he got irritated enough to forcefully to literally throw Lucifer to his front finally yelling out "STOP…!" Alastor said while panting…and then spoke again clearly distressed and confused by when Lucifer is doing this "What is wrong with you!?"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer hit the floor with a thud, groaning in pain. He sat up, looking at Alastor with a frown. "Why didn't you fight back?!" He yelled back, trying to get back on his hooves, but swaying slightly from being tired, he decides that the floor is better.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor clearly enough with Lucifer's tantrum finally snapped “Ohhh, here we go. HERE. WE. GO!” Each word punctuated by a burst of static and a flicker of his shadowed antlers. “Just because I didn’t fight back, that means I secretly care about you?” he laughed—a broken, tinny sound, like a warped phonograph record.

He stalked closer, microphone cane twirling, voice deepening. “I’m just a misunderstood little lamb?" Alastor said as he stalked even closer jabbing a finger at Lucifer's chest, once or twice as he continued. "A tragic chicken fetus in an egg waiting to be cracked?” His eyes gleamed scarlet. “Well… I. AM. NOT.”

His grin twisted, voice losing its radio sweetness, turning flat and venomous.

“I do. Not. Care. About you." Alastor pointed at Lucifer and then gestured at the whole wrecked little virtual room created by Vox, Yours Sincerely. "Or anyone else in this CIRCUS. In the slightest.”

The static built to a roar, his shadow crawling up the walls like old film reels.

Alastor's expression darkened as his grin twitched wider “You are my playthings. And I get joy out of making you suffer. I am the one who causes pain for fun!” His voice cracked into three overlapping tones, demonic and human. “If I led you on, it was just to make this part hurt more.”

He turned sharply, the cane clattering to the floor. A harsh, ugly swear—rare from his lips—spilled out as he muttered it first and then again as he kicked a piece of broken stage décor into the abyss. Static screeched, then died. When he finally spoke again, his voice was eerily quiet.

“There’s… nothing more to me. So, please… just stop looking.” Alastor finally said, FINALLY SOUNDING HUMAN, turned away his deer ears drooping forward, his facial expression looking exhausted as he walked away and the game finally came to an end…

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Lucifer watched as Alastor left, not knowing what to say or to do. He wished he could get up, get up and tackle the deer down, hugging him and telling him everything will be alright.

But he can't will his legs to get up, so he stays there, sitting at the ground, watching where Alastor once was and finally realizing he shouldn't have trusted him. Not with his friendship. Not with his heart.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared!" Lucifer shots back. "You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!" He adds, pointing at Alastor with his index finger.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"-I'm scared that I'll be BORED to TEARS~." Alastor said being the dramatic over-the-top psycho he is.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to commit suicide in the first place?!" Lucifer asks, hissing at Alastor.

//we changed abstraction to suicide cuz yes

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor laughed bitterly, his smile still intact pretty much "Oh, my GOD! Are you REALLY blaming me for something that EVERYBODY else DID, TOO?! You didn't even know him! You don't even know what sinners are like before they kill themselves!" Alastor yelled at Lucifer as he kept on stepping forward, partially scaring Lucifer "They are NOT pleasant to be around, AT ALL!…YOU-.." Alastor scoffed, and then suddenly his mask went back in place as he smiled wider as he leaned back.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer walks back as Alastor keeps walking closer and closer, he has never been scared of Alastor, until now. "I-I'm sorry..." He mutters, his voice breaking at the end as if he would cry.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor clicked his tongue, "I'm sure you are.." And then Alastor turned with dramatic flourish, "Well, THAT was in all sorts of embarrasing, wouldn't you say? So… are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said finger gunning his head to the deceased.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer couldn't understand, he really couldn't. "What... What would you do if I killed myself tomorrow?" He asks, his eyes wide, begging for the humanity that may still reside in Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's whole body suddenly went rigid, until he slowly turned to face Lucifer, his eyes Hollow as his grin was small "I'd move on…and forget you ever existed…" Alastor said softly as his grin stretched even wider.

[mischievously-royalty]

And that's what shatters Lucifer's already broken heart. "Okay... Okay... I understand." He says, not meeting Alastor's eyes, his voice eerily quiet. He turns around, bringing the gun up.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor notices Lucifer bringing the gun up to his own head, Alastor quickly realizes what Lucifer is trying to do until he tries to stop him "Oh come now, My Dear King. Can't you take a little joke, hm?" Alastor said, internally panicking.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer doesn't answer at first, the hand holding the gun is shaking while he stares at it with a distressed expression. Suddenly, he turns around and throws the gun at Alastor. "You're NOT the funny one!" He hisses, clenching his fists.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor grunted and flinched back at the gun thrown at his face, and remarked to Lucifer's words by saying (and digging his own grave) "I don't think that proves anything, My Dear…" Alastor said genuinely confused and just generally speaking as he was kinda thrown off.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer does not answer, choosing rather to jump at Alastor, trying to strangle him while barring his teeth at him, acting like a mad dog.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor, suddenly being strangled, pushes Lucifer off by slamming him away with his foot while pulling himself up from the floor as Lucifer hits a nearby wall "What are you doing?!" Alastor said confused and slightly distressed by Lucifer suddenly attacking him like a wild animal out of the blue.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer makes an "oof" sound as he hits a nearby wall, but he’s soon back on his hooves. He looks around and grabs a rubik's cube, throwing it at Alastor. When Alastor dodges, Lucifer grabs a flower pot and throws it at him again, finally hitting.

He runs up to Alastor and chomps down on his leg. "Fight back!" He hisses, going back to take another chomp.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor quickly dodging the first object thrown at him by Lucifer and looking behind to it, but suddenly getting hit square in the face by another "Are you Insane!?" Alastor said as Lucifer physically wrestled him as Alastor tried to pry him off until he got irritated enough to forcefully to literally throw Lucifer to his front finally yelling out "STOP…!" Alastor said while panting…and then spoke again clearly distressed and confused by when Lucifer is doing this "What is wrong with you!?"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer hit the floor with a thud, groaning in pain. He sat up, looking at Alastor with a frown. "Why didn't you fight back?!" He yelled back, trying to get back on his hooves, but swaying slightly from being tired, he decides that the floor is better.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor clearly enough with Lucifer's tantrum finally snapped “Ohhh, here we go. HERE. WE. GO!” Each word punctuated by a burst of static and a flicker of his shadowed antlers. “Just because I didn’t fight back, that means I secretly care about you?” he laughed—a broken, tinny sound, like a warped phonograph record.

He stalked closer, microphone cane twirling, voice deepening. “I’m just a misunderstood little lamb?" Alastor said as he stalked even closer jabbing a finger at Lucifer's chest, once or twice as he continued. "A tragic chicken fetus in an egg waiting to be cracked?” His eyes gleamed scarlet. “Well… I. AM. NOT.”

His grin twisted, voice losing its radio sweetness, turning flat and venomous.

“I do. Not. Care. About you." Alastor pointed at Lucifer and then gestured at the whole wrecked little virtual room created by Vox, Yours Sincerely. "Or anyone else in this CIRCUS. In the slightest.”

The static built to a roar, his shadow crawling up the walls like old film reels.

Alastor's expression darkened as his grin twitched wider “You are my playthings. And I get joy out of making you suffer. I am the one who causes pain for fun!” His voice cracked into three overlapping tones, demonic and human. “If I led you on, it was just to make this part hurt more.”

He turned sharply, the cane clattering to the floor. A harsh, ugly swear—rare from his lips—spilled out as he muttered it first and then again as he kicked a piece of broken stage décor into the abyss. Static screeched, then died. When he finally spoke again, his voice was eerily quiet.

“There’s… nothing more to me. So, please… just stop looking.” Alastor finally said, FINALLY SOUNDING HUMAN, turned away his deer ears drooping forward, his facial expression looking exhausted as he walked away and the game finally came to an end…

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared!" Lucifer shots back. "You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!" He adds, pointing at Alastor with his index finger.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"-I'm scared that I'll be BORED to TEARS~." Alastor said being the dramatic over-the-top psycho he is.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to commit suicide in the first place?!" Lucifer asks, hissing at Alastor.

//we changed abstraction to suicide cuz yes

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor laughed bitterly, his smile still intact pretty much "Oh, my GOD! Are you REALLY blaming me for something that EVERYBODY else DID, TOO?! You didn't even know him! You don't even know what sinners are like before they kill themselves!" Alastor yelled at Lucifer as he kept on stepping forward, partially scaring Lucifer "They are NOT pleasant to be around, AT ALL!…YOU-.." Alastor scoffed, and then suddenly his mask went back in place as he smiled wider as he leaned back.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer walks back as Alastor keeps walking closer and closer, he has never been scared of Alastor, until now. "I-I'm sorry..." He mutters, his voice breaking at the end as if he would cry.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor clicked his tongue, "I'm sure you are.." And then Alastor turned with dramatic flourish, "Well, THAT was in all sorts of embarrasing, wouldn't you say? So… are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said finger gunning his head to the deceased.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer couldn't understand, he really couldn't. "What... What would you do if I killed myself tomorrow?" He asks, his eyes wide, begging for the humanity that may still reside in Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's whole body suddenly went rigid, until he slowly turned to face Lucifer, his eyes Hollow as his grin was small "I'd move on…and forget you ever existed…" Alastor said softly as his grin stretched even wider.

[mischievously-royalty]

And that's what shatters Lucifer's already broken heart. "Okay... Okay... I understand." He says, not meeting Alastor's eyes, his voice eerily quiet. He turns around, bringing the gun up.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor notices Lucifer bringing the gun up to his own head, Alastor quickly realizes what Lucifer is trying to do until he tries to stop him "Oh come now, My Dear King. Can't you take a little joke, hm?" Alastor said, internally panicking.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer doesn't answer at first, the hand holding the gun is shaking while he stares at it with a distressed expression. Suddenly, he turns around and throws the gun at Alastor. "You're NOT the funny one!" He hisses, clenching his fists.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor grunted and flinched back at the gun thrown at his face, and remarked to Lucifer's words by saying (and digging his own grave) "I don't think that proves anything, My Dear…" Alastor said genuinely confused and just generally speaking as he was kinda thrown off.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer does not answer, choosing rather to jump at Alastor, trying to strangle him while barring his teeth at him, acting like a mad dog.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor, suddenly being strangled, pushes Lucifer off by slamming him away with his foot while pulling himself up from the floor as Lucifer hits a nearby wall "What are you doing?!" Alastor said confused and slightly distressed by Lucifer suddenly attacking him like a wild animal out of the blue.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer makes an "oof" sound as he hits a nearby wall, but he’s soon back on his hooves. He looks around and grabs a rubik's cube, throwing it at Alastor. When Alastor dodges, Lucifer grabs a flower pot and throws it at him again, finally hitting.

He runs up to Alastor and chomps down on his leg. "Fight back!" He hisses, going back to take another chomp.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor quickly dodging the first object thrown at him by Lucifer and looking behind to it, but suddenly getting hit square in the face by another "Are you Insane!?" Alastor said as Lucifer physically wrestled him as Alastor tried to pry him off until he got irritated enough to forcefully to literally throw Lucifer to his front finally yelling out "STOP…!" Alastor said while panting…and then spoke again clearly distressed and confused by when Lucifer is doing this "What is wrong with you!?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared!" Lucifer shots back. "You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!" He adds, pointing at Alastor with his index finger.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"-I'm scared that I'll be BORED to TEARS~." Alastor said being the dramatic over-the-top psycho he is.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to commit suicide in the first place?!" Lucifer asks, hissing at Alastor.

//we changed abstraction to suicide cuz yes

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor laughed bitterly, his smile still intact pretty much "Oh, my GOD! Are you REALLY blaming me for something that EVERYBODY else DID, TOO?! You didn't even know him! You don't even know what sinners are like before they kill themselves!" Alastor yelled at Lucifer as he kept on stepping forward, partially scaring Lucifer "They are NOT pleasant to be around, AT ALL!…YOU-.." Alastor scoffed, and then suddenly his mask went back in place as he smiled wider as he leaned back.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer walks back as Alastor keeps walking closer and closer, he has never been scared of Alastor, until now. "I-I'm sorry..." He mutters, his voice breaking at the end as if he would cry.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor clicked his tongue, "I'm sure you are.." And then Alastor turned with dramatic flourish, "Well, THAT was in all sorts of embarrasing, wouldn't you say? So… are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said finger gunning his head to the deceased.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer couldn't understand, he really couldn't. "What... What would you do if I killed myself tomorrow?" He asks, his eyes wide, begging for the humanity that may still reside in Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's whole body suddenly went rigid, until he slowly turned to face Lucifer, his eyes Hollow as his grin was small "I'd move on…and forget you ever existed…" Alastor said softly as his grin stretched even wider.

[mischievously-royalty]

And that's what shatters Lucifer's already broken heart. "Okay... Okay... I understand." He says, not meeting Alastor's eyes, his voice eerily quiet. He turns around, bringing the gun up.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor notices Lucifer bringing the gun up to his own head, Alastor quickly realizes what Lucifer is trying to do until he tries to stop him "Oh come now, My Dear King. Can't you take a little joke, hm?" Alastor said, internally panicking.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer doesn't answer at first, the hand holding the gun is shaking while he stares at it with a distressed expression. Suddenly, he turns around and throws the gun at Alastor. "You're NOT the funny one!" He hisses, clenching his fists.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor grunted and flinched back at the gun thrown at his face, and remarked to Lucifer's words by saying (and digging his own grave) "I don't think that proves anything, My Dear…" Alastor said genuinely confused and just generally speaking as he was kinda thrown off.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer does not answer, choosing rather to jump at Alastor, trying to strangle him while barring his teeth at him, acting like a mad dog.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor, suddenly being strangled, pushes Lucifer off by slamming him away with his foot while pulling himself up from the floor as Lucifer hits a nearby wall "What are you doing?!" Alastor said confused and slightly distressed by Lucifer suddenly attacking him like a wild animal out of the blue.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared!" Lucifer shots back. "You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!" He adds, pointing at Alastor with his index finger.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"-I'm scared that I'll be BORED to TEARS~." Alastor said being the dramatic over-the-top psycho he is.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to commit suicide in the first place?!" Lucifer asks, hissing at Alastor.

//we changed abstraction to suicide cuz yes

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor laughed bitterly, his smile still intact pretty much "Oh, my GOD! Are you REALLY blaming me for something that EVERYBODY else DID, TOO?! You didn't even know him! You don't even know what sinners are like before they kill themselves!" Alastor yelled at Lucifer as he kept on stepping forward, partially scaring Lucifer "They are NOT pleasant to be around, AT ALL!…YOU-.." Alastor scoffed, and then suddenly his mask went back in place as he smiled wider as he leaned back.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer walks back as Alastor keeps walking closer and closer, he has never been scared of Alastor, until now. "I-I'm sorry..." He mutters, his voice breaking at the end as if he would cry.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor clicked his tongue, "I'm sure you are.." And then Alastor turned with dramatic flourish, "Well, THAT was in all sorts of embarrasing, wouldn't you say? So… are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said finger gunning his head to the deceased.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer couldn't understand, he really couldn't. "What... What would you do if I killed myself tomorrow?" He asks, his eyes wide, begging for the humanity that may still reside in Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's whole body suddenly went rigid, until he slowly turned to face Lucifer, his eyes Hollow as his grin was small "I'd move on…and forget you ever existed…" Alastor said softly as his grin stretched even wider.

[mischievously-royalty]

And that's what shatters Lucifer's already broken heart. "Okay... Okay... I understand." He says, not meeting Alastor's eyes, his voice eerily quiet. He turns around, bringing the gun up.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor notices Lucifer bringing the gun up to his own head, Alastor quickly realizes what Lucifer is trying to do until he tries to stop him "Oh come now, My Dear King. Can't you take a little joke, hm?" Alastor said, internally panicking.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer doesn't answer at first, the hand holding the gun is shaking while he stares at it with a distressed expression. Suddenly, he turns around and throws the gun at Alastor. "You're NOT the funny one!" He hisses, clenching his fists.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor grunted and flinched back at the gun thrown at his face, and remarked to Lucifer's words by saying (and digging his own grave) "I don't think that proves anything, My Dear…" Alastor said genuinely confused and just generally speaking as he was kinda thrown off.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared!" Lucifer shots back. "You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!" He adds, pointing at Alastor with his index finger.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"-I'm scared that I'll be BORED to TEARS~." Alastor said being the dramatic over-the-top psycho he is.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to commit suicide in the first place?!" Lucifer asks, hissing at Alastor.

//we changed abstraction to suicide cuz yes

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor laughed bitterly, his smile still intact pretty much "Oh, my GOD! Are you REALLY blaming me for something that EVERYBODY else DID, TOO?! You didn't even know him! You don't even know what sinners are like before they kill themselves!" Alastor yelled at Lucifer as he kept on stepping forward, partially scaring Lucifer "They are NOT pleasant to be around, AT ALL!…YOU-.." Alastor scoffed, and then suddenly his mask went back in place as he smiled wider as he leaned back.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer walks back as Alastor keeps walking closer and closer, he has never been scared of Alastor, until now. "I-I'm sorry..." He mutters, his voice breaking at the end as if he would cry.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor clicked his tongue, "I'm sure you are.." And then Alastor turned with dramatic flourish, "Well, THAT was in all sorts of embarrasing, wouldn't you say? So… are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said finger gunning his head to the deceased.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer couldn't understand, he really couldn't. "What... What would you do if I killed myself tomorrow?" He asks, his eyes wide, begging for the humanity that may still reside in Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's whole body suddenly went rigid, until he slowly turned to face Lucifer, his eyes Hollow as his grin was small "I'd move on…and forget you ever existed…" Alastor said softly as his grin stretched even wider.

[mischievously-royalty]

And that's what shatters Lucifer's already broken heart. "Okay... Okay... I understand." He says, not meeting Alastor's eyes, his voice eerily quiet. He turns around, bringing the gun up.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor notices Lucifer bringing the gun up to his own head, Alastor quickly realizes what Lucifer is trying to do until he tries to stop him "Oh come now, My Dear King. Can't you take a little joke, hm?" Alastor said, internally panicking.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared!" Lucifer shots back. "You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!" He adds, pointing at Alastor with his index finger.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"-I'm scared that I'll be BORED to TEARS~." Alastor said being the dramatic over-the-top psycho he is.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to commit suicide in the first place?!" Lucifer asks, hissing at Alastor.

//we changed abstraction to suicide cuz yes

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor laughed bitterly, his smile still intact pretty much "Oh, my GOD! Are you REALLY blaming me for something that EVERYBODY else DID, TOO?! You didn't even know him! You don't even know what sinners are like before they kill themselves!" Alastor yelled at Lucifer as he kept on stepping forward, partially scaring Lucifer "They are NOT pleasant to be around, AT ALL!…YOU-.." Alastor scoffed, and then suddenly his mask went back in place as he smiled wider as he leaned back.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer walks back as Alastor keeps walking closer and closer, he has never been scared of Alastor, until now. "I-I'm sorry..." He mutters, his voice breaking at the end as if he would cry.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor clicked his tongue, "I'm sure you are.." And then Alastor turned with dramatic flourish, "Well, THAT was in all sorts of embarrasing, wouldn't you say? So… are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said finger gunning his head to the deceased.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer couldn't understand, he really couldn't. "What... What would you do if I killed myself tomorrow?" He asks, his eyes wide, begging for the humanity that may still reside in Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's whole body suddenly went rigid, until he slowly turned to face Lucifer, his eyes Hollow as his grin was small "I'd move on…and forget you ever existed…" Alastor said softly as his grin stretched even wider.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared!" Lucifer shots back. "You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!" He adds, pointing at Alastor with his index finger.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"-I'm scared that I'll be BORED to TEARS~." Alastor said being the dramatic over-the-top psycho he is.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to commit suicide in the first place?!" Lucifer asks, hissing at Alastor.

//we changed abstraction to suicide cuz yes

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor laughed bitterly, his smile still intact pretty much "Oh, my GOD! Are you REALLY blaming me for something that EVERYBODY else DID, TOO?! You didn't even know him! You don't even know what sinners are like before they kill themselves!" Alastor yelled at Lucifer as he kept on stepping forward, partially scaring Lucifer "They are NOT pleasant to be around, AT ALL!…YOU-.." Alastor scoffed, and then suddenly his mask went back in place as he smiled wider as he leaned back.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer walks back as Alastor keeps walking closer and closer, he has never been scared of Alastor, until now. "I-I'm sorry..." He mutters, his voice breaking at the end as if he would cry.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor clicked his tongue, "I'm sure you are.." And then Alastor turned with dramatic flourish, "Well, THAT was in all sorts of embarrasing, wouldn't you say? So… are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said finger gunning his head to the deceased.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared!" Lucifer shots back. "You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!" He adds, pointing at Alastor with his index finger.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"-I'm scared that I'll be BORED to TEARS~." Alastor said being the dramatic over-the-top psycho he is.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to commit suicide in the first place?!" Lucifer asks, hissing at Alastor.

//we changed abstraction to suicide cuz yes

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor laughed bitterly, his smile still intact pretty much "Oh, my GOD! Are you REALLY blaming me for something that EVERYBODY else DID, TOO?! You didn't even know him! You don't even know what sinners are like before they kill themselves!" Alastor yelled at Lucifer as he kept on stepping forward, partially scaring Lucifer "They are NOT pleasant to be around, AT ALL!…YOU-.." Alastor scoffed, and then suddenly his mask went back in place as he smiled wider as he leaned back.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared!" Lucifer shots back. "You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!" He adds, pointing at Alastor with his index finger.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"-I'm scared that I'll be BORED to TEARS~." Alastor said being the dramatic over-the-top psycho he is.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer gets quiet, staring at Alastor in disbelief. "... Is this why you didn't show up to Sir Pentious's funeral?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must be mistaken because I never show up on ANY Funerals!" Alastor said retorting back, obviously hiding something.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–you reached out to me, not the other way around! You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?!" Lucifer asked, genuinely frustrated and distressed.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"You must have paramnesia, maybe that's why you can't remember well, My Dear King!~" Alastor said his grin widening.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously

[mischievously-royalty]

"Oh my f–car honk–king Father, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?!" Lucifer asks, starting to get irritated by Alastor's answers.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Darling, You are dressed like a Circus Clown instead of a king, How am I supposed to take you seriously?~" Alastor said teasingly to rile up Lucifer and make him mad that he actually shoots him instead of delaying it.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Lucifer at first had been worried to be on a team with Alastor, and even more worried when he discovered he would have to kill others. Well... not really, but it was close to killing!

He thought this'd be the worst experience of his life but it was surprisingly... good? I mean, yeah, he did kill others like the game Vox proposed suggested but... he also learned a lot about Alastor.

How the deer disliked dogs, what kind of food he liked... he even discovered Alastor had a tail! And in return, Lucifer opened up a bit too. About why he likes ducks so much and why he dislikes televisions (they had that in common).

"I can't believe we did that!" He said, smiling at Alastor. He didn't actually know how to use a gun, but Alastor gave him the confidence he needed to. He thought they were going to die after Husk pulled that trick on them, leaving them with only one heart each. "We make such a great team!" He exclaimed, hugging Alastor without thinking much about it.

//THE FUNNYBUNNY BUT RADIOAPPLE RP NOBODY EXPECTED BUT NEEDED.

Alastor actually genuinely smiled as Lucifer hugged him until He realized how close we was being to him and pushed him away quickly as if the touch burned him. But then quickly put his Facade up, as he remarked referring to their opponents. "Well, Our competition certainly wasn't off one's gourd."

//YESSS WE ALL NEEDED THIS

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer stumbled back as he was practically shoved by Alastor. He blinked, looking at the deer with confusion. He then remembered one of the things Alastor said: he didn't like touch. Oh my fucking God, Lucifer was an idiot! "I'm uh, sorry... I forgot..."

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor didn't mind him, and neither listened to him. He was only staring at his hand which he used to push Lucifer away as if He wanted to touch him…

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer did feel bad about ignoring Alastor's clear distate for touch. Searching on his mind for a way to break the uncomfortable silence, he remembered a scene he saw on one of his duck cartoons.

He grabbed his gun and took a deep breath. "I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other..." He then turns around, pointing he gun at Alastor with a goofy smile. "Aha!" He says, expecting Alastor to be doing the same.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor snaps out of staring at his hand and looks at Lucifer as his grin widens "Oh, you can just shoot me, I don't mind…" Alastor said dropping his own gun.

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer's smile falters and he lowers the gun. "Oh! Uh–I just... thought this was gonna be a mutual thing, like, we both betray each other, y'know?" He says with a nervous chuckle.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor encourages Lucifer to shoot him as if it were just a mere thing "No, no, Go on, Shoot me"

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I don't want to..." Lucifer replies, his voice quieter than before, hesitant. Why was Alastor acting so... well, so Alastor but weirder?

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ha-HA! How unmighty of you, and here I thought the king of hell could shoot at any mere sinner like me since he hated them so much~" Alastor remarked, mocking at Lucifer's hesitancy.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I... I mean I could but– Wouldn't be better if we were both winners? I mean, we are a team!" Lucifer argues, trying to convince Alastor.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"We? There is no 'We', We weren't even a 'team', Your Majesty" Alastor trying to difuse the situation, as well as trying to get Lucifer to shoot him.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Wha–What do you mean? We are a team! I mean, did you see how we got everyone?? That's what teams do!" Lucifer replied, waving his gun around, trying to make Alastor admit that they were a team.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"How very delusional of you, My Dear King" Alastor said not convinced by Lucifer, what-so-ever as he mocked him not regarding his status as the King of Hell, apparently.

[mischievously-royalty]

"Weren't we kinda bonding over being chaotic?" Lucifer asks, gesturing to the quick flash of red on his eyes to make a point.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was hilarious, so are you going to shoot me or what?" Alastor said, holding his arms out like a crazy man.

[mischievously-royalty]

"I..." Lucifer lowers the gun completely, looking at Alastor with worry and confusion. "Did... Did I do something wrong...?"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

"Ugh, you sound like Your Daughter right now. No wonder we aren't a team." Alastor said trying to get Lucifer to shoot him by making him mad.

[mischievously-royalty]

Talking about Charlie did make Lucifer a little mad, but not enough. "No, I mean–We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But then you just..." He trails off, waving his hand on the air.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor cut Lucifer off "You aren't committing, Your Majesty." and then Alastor forcefully grabs Lucifer's wrist with both hands pointing the gun to his forehead smiling maniacally "Do it…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer looks horrified as Alastor forcefully grabs his wrist, yanking his hand until it's positioned to shoot straight at the deer's forehead. "If I shoot you right now... Are we still gonna be friends afterwards?" He asks, his hand shaking, wanting to drop the gun.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor's grin stretched wider at that statement "We were never friends to begin with…"

[mischievously-royalty]

Lucifer frowns. "W–What about all that stuff you told me?" He asks, trying to pull his hand away.

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor sighs dramatically letting go of Lucifer, "I did tell you alot of things, didn't I..? Well, I'm not looking forward to think about that Tomorrow."

[mischievously-royalty]

It dawns on Lucifer what Alastor is trying to do. "Nope. Nuh-uh, not happening, no! We're not doing this! You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

[smiling-yellow-freaks]

Alastor goes numb for a bit until he smiles weirdly "Are you coming onto me, Your Majesty?~ Ha-HA SUCH HUMOUR, That's what everyone wants, dont they? A Invert couple." Alastor said that amused manner, clearly not taking their argument seriously