Mar 10, 2018
* hey bud, how's it growing?
“Oh look, it’s Mr. Punster himself. Wowie. What a rare sight to behold. Horaaaaaay.”
The flower is not amused in the slightest, and the amount of sarcasm in his voice is probably enough for a dozen comedians leaning towards black humor. However, as long as you don’t try to kill him, he won’t mind you much.
“Did you come only to torture me with some low-quality dad jokes, or do you have some real goal in mind?”
* aw, c'mon kid. i wouldn’t call em’ torture, more like…stress relievers. bad laughs are great for that kind of stuff. but uh…you aren’t laughing so it might not work for you.
He knows he’s being a nuisance by spewing out puns to the flower, that’s usually why he does this type of stuff.
