One of a Kind

Twisted Fate Affiliated with Citta District Gamma Weapons - 'Hello Kitty' Cards Abilities - Blue Card 3x a day Citizen

[zoeyrph]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

[snxpshotist-blog]

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

[smilingthroughdestiny]

“Well, lookie here.  They decided to bring in the sheriff, huh?”

headshotts

[agingerinthesun-deactivated2014]

For the next five questions my muse can not tell a lie.

[smilingthroughdestiny]

Florence and the Machine {Sentence Starters}

"If you are gone, I will not belong here."

"You know, I hoped I'd see you there."

"You don't have to let me in. Just know that I'm still here."

"I promised I wouldn't do it again."

"I was looking for a breath of life, a little touch of heavenly light."

"We should be together."

"So I'd reasoned I was drunk enough to deal with it."

"This hand's not fit for holding."

"I've always known there was something to be frightened of."

"I think I'm breaking down again."

"While you've been saving your neck, I've been breaking mine for you!"

"And I only needed one more touch."

"A kiss with a fist is better than none."

"Tell me what all the sighing's about."

"And the only solution was to stand and fight."

"I know there's a part of you that I just cannot reach."

"'Cause there's something in here!"

"Are you strong enough to stand?"

"Make up your mind, before I make it up for you!"

"I never thought I'd be a killer."

"You deserve to be loved and you deserve what you are given."

"I wish that I could just be brave."

"If you could only see the beast you've made of me."

"There's a drumming noise inside my head."

[smilingthroughdestiny]

noxiouslotus

“Well, well... Destiny ain’t favorin’ you, Couteau..”

[smilingthroughdestiny]

ofburialgrounds:

     “You wish. I can find my own damn cigars in a city like this. I’m grumpy ‘cuz I gotta look at your  face again, and there ain’t no Destiny pressed up against it.”

“Well ... It looks like ‘Destiny’ decided to take my side.  It’s no surprise since Lady Luck always favors me in the end.”

[g0ldenruless]

send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “💖” and my muse will admit something they find cute about yours.

[smilingthroughdestiny]

Cute Starters

"I'm glad your home."

"How was work?"

"Did you have fun tonight?"

"Get back in bed."

"Hey, I have a cold sore! Don't kiss me!"

"My favorite character died..."

"What's your favorite flower?"

"I'm baking a cake for us!"

"Happy Anniversary, ___"

"Aren't you going to give me a kiss?"

"Will you cuddle with me?"

"I had a bad day."

"Can't we just stay in bed today?"

"Please?"

"Don't make me use puppy-dog eyes!"

"Don't use the puppy-dog eyes!"

"Let's watch a Disney movie together..."

"Do you love me?"

"Will you marry me?"

"May I have this dance?"

"My back still hurts. Will you rub it?"

"Get up! It's morning!"

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"You look a bit tired, why don't you just stay home today?"

"I'll take care of you."

[smilingthroughdestiny]

Random Actions-Edition {Action Starters}

*punches you in the face*

*dips and kisses you*

*hands you an ice cream cone*

*pokes your cheek*

*turns off the lights*

*spills coffee on your lap*

*throws ball at you*

*hands you a bouquet of flowers*

*drops a sandwich in your lap*

*boops your nose*

*hands you a kitten*

*hits you over the head with a book*

*pats your head*

*runs right into you*

*hands you a puppy*

*pours a bucket of water on the floor*

*slams door in your face*

*hands you a gun*

*tosses video game controller at you*

*puts tiara on your head*

*splashes water on your face*

*throws glitter on you*

*hands you a hamster*

*pushes you into a lake*

*ties a bowtie in your hair*

*pushes you against the wall*

*offers you a doughnut*

*puts hand over your mouth*

*smacks you with a shoe*

*slaps you across the face*

[smilingthroughdestiny]

Magically Fated

[smilingthroughdestiny]

backwardspeak:

“There’s a silly joke from my home—I don’t know if you’d get it or not.” she said with a hesitant quirk of her lips. Unsure whether to explain the joke or to simply let it slide, Zatanna let out a short breath and decided on the former. “I wanted to say Fate is like your middle name, but that’s the thing! It sort of is, huh?”

“Oh, mhmm…” she drawled with a close-lipped smile upon her face. Her interest in magic knew no bounds, no matter how dangerous the subject was. And without her usual arsenal of tricks, her mind was even more delighted to see other citizens’ abilities. Such as Twisted Fate—his cards were definitely a source of intrigue for her and only proved worth the wait. “So, you weren’t born a magic user? I knew something was off about you, although I didn’t expect it to be as satisfying as magic.”

“Blue is the strongest, I get that. But can I ask you something else?” Her eyebrows rose in anticipation, hoping the man would allowed her to be a little nosy. As she waited, her hands grasped the cloth napkin that was set out before their waiter arrived. “Okay, here it goes: what does this magic of yours do?”

“Fate ... Ain’t exactly a name of mine.  Not my real name, anyways.  I threw away my old name and gave myself this’un.  More suited for someone like myself,” he wasn’t about to tell her his real name.  It wasn’t exactly a fun little ice breaker at all.  Tobias?  That wasn’t a name someone threw out there to impress a lovely lady.  Nah, he was sticking with his Twisted Fate.  Much better and much more suited.

“Ah.  Can’t blame ya for bein’ so curious.  My magic grants me a couple of nifty lil’ tricks.  Blue can revitalizes me if I can make contact with a livin’ bein’.  Then there’s red that will effect an area around the target, slowin’ ‘em down like a rose bush got’em caught.  Then there’s good ol’ shinin’ gold.  A blindin’ card that’ll leave ya defenseless for a good while.  I got these three empowerment, but none of ‘em compare to my real magic.  So long as I can see it in my mind, I can use the magic of my cards to teleport me there.”  What really made him fearsome, though he still could not get use to that feeling.  Motion sickness was a good way to compare that.

[smilingthroughdestiny]

ofburialgrounds:

     Well look who decided to rear his ugly head.

“Someone grumpy ‘cuz another group decided to take away your cigar?”

[smilingthroughdestiny]

“Hmm... Somethin’ interestin’ is goin’ down, huh?”

[smilingthroughdestiny]

cuboidofchaos:

          Marlton paused at the man’s table, glancing over the cards           with an air of clear disdain. Such games had never gained           much  of  his  interest,  and   between  the  setting  and  the           stranger’s overly-confident aspect,  he sensed  a trick.  Still,           the engineer found himself being drawn in.  

“Luck is a fictitious influence founded on the erroneous hope  that  recognizing how  auspicious circumstances are related will create more of them. Still, I am intrigued.”

          He assumed a more comfortable stance, turning to face the           table and  the man  behind it more fully.  Crossing his  arms,           Marlton glanced over him with guarded curiosity,  wondering           if he like so many others in this city had sway over reality that           would actually afford him a kind of ‘luck’.

“What do you propose?”

That was quite a response, and it wasn’t one he was quite use to.  To those that knew the card master would know his life revolved around very unusual good fortune.  That very fortune felt pretty strong in him right now.  He knew he had to play the cards carefully if he wished to get anything from him.  The guy was already suspicious, and TF only had very few tricks up his sleeve.

“Luck can be many of things, but it all depends on the one in question.  There are those that are truly lucky in this world with no explanation as to how or why, and then there are those that create their own luck.  Which one of those may be fittin’ for a guy as yourself?” he would ask as he would shuffle the duck of cards before dealing out five cards each.

“A simple game of poker is what I see fittin’ for ya.  I’m sure ya know the rules.  As a first time customer, I’ll pay ya in for three bills.  If ya win, ya earn yourself six dollars.  If I win ... Well, there ain’t a loss for ya.  A little feel of the game.”

[smilingthroughdestiny]

cuboidofchaos

He was sitting at a table within the slums of the city.  He knew it was a bad neighborhood, but he wasn’t too scared.  Hard to be when his weapons were all around.  The cards were in his favor after all.  His eyes did catch sight of a gentleman making his way.  Someone that wasn’t too phased by the city’s surroundings.  Well, it was time to see if he could get this one to play along with his game.

“Hey there, Partner... Lookin’ to test your luck?” he would ask as he shuffled the cards, spreading them out on the table.  Of course, the cards on the table were normal playing cards.  Having bought his own after some successful swindling, he figured he’d stash those cards away.

[smilingthroughdestiny]

“Hm... Destiny is ‘bout to change... I can feel it.”

[smilingthroughdestiny]

Well ... Looks like ol’ TF cannot swim.  So much for being Nami’s lifeguard...