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the Human Tortch mentioned in that buzzfeed unsolved episode with spontaneous human combustion I‘m crying lmao I did NOT see that coming
*whispers* fergalicious
been binge watching ryan and shane buzzfeed unsolved to set the mood for halloween so
I finally got Pinterest again and started making a Watcher board which includes a section I call “not actually them but aesthetically them” which is mainly like a million text posts that fit PH and Watcher in general so here’s a bunch of text posts made from those and other Pinterest photos
I made myself laugh way too hard while making these I hope you enjoy
I aspire to be Shane ✨
do you ever think about how while they're all out here having life and death adventures and quests as per uzhe, bianca is out there being a literal baby
i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions
is nobody gonna talk about how goddy apollo is all full of himself and entirely concerned with self preservation and letting other people do the dirty work and becoming a god again as fast as possible, but the second his two children go missing (whom he has known for a day) he has to be stopped from running full tilt into the incredibly dangerous woods after them and proceeds to stay up all night waiting for them to come back? because I was simply not prepared for that reaction from him
♡ ゜・。。・゜♡ ゜・♡ ゜・。。・゜♡ ゜・
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while
i’m gently cupping every woman’s face when I say this: there are things far worse than being single at any age
I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel