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tinygalaxykid

🕊️🕊️Day Off🕊️🕊️

thelilnan

i have no excuse for this

jotx

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

anteultimate

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

jotx

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

anteultimate

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

honeypunks

djbodyhorror

they call me the cello the way they're all spreading their legs for me

djbodyhorror

It would be more accurate to say "they call me the cello the way a select few weirdos are spreading their legs for me," as the cello is not a widely played instrument, nor am I a widely liked person.

djbodyhorror

they call me the cello the way I go SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

djbodyhorror

For every note on this post* I will kill ANOTHER. CHRISTIAN. BABY. is that really what you want? You want me to murder another christian newborn, in cold blood? Really? think before you reblog.

*that isn't from a cellist, I love you guys so bad

qwevvy

he totally had an emo phase

context

iveoy

spreading hermitcat propaganda

tillydouspart

our sandcastle

do you guys ever think abt that bed. in the end no one respawned on it because scar died too early and grian too late

pergaminaa

Modern au

Bronwen adores manorian baby and she actually loves it when she visits Glennis and finds the child there. She honestly finds her fun and hilarious especially when she was still little.

One winter, the baby was around 16 months old. Bronwen saw the kid reach for the earmuffs on the table. to her credit, she tried to put them on properly and next she started dancing acting as if she’s wearing headphones and listening to music.

Bronwen lost it at that because kiddo was pretending while only wearing earmuffs like why are you so silly??? she continued to dance for a while while clutching the earmuffs to her ears.

This is why Bronwen loves the kid she never fails to make her laugh.