shoot first shoot later shoot always

red hood | dead | he/him/it/its "Why?" Asked the frog, as the water rose around them both. "Now we will both drown!" "What can I do?" The Scorpion replied, watching his work unfold. "For it is in my nature..."

[vermillionsuggestion]

I wouldn’t call it excessive violence. It’s just enough to make my point. 

[smokinredlead-blog]

its probably a sign that something’s the matter with me and that i’m not a good person when i laugh when someone begs me not to shoot them

[onlytwitterpics]

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d'oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[whatsuprubberduck]

I AM strong, but fuck I’m exhausted.

[conceptualmortem-a-deactivated2]

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

[smokinredlead-blog]

yknow whats the best shit? when a bad guy tries to punch my helmet and breaks their fuckin hand that shit’s hilarious

[smokinredlead-blog]

jason: dad look it's the good kush

bruce: this is the dollar store how good could it be

[gorespectre-deactivated20171211]

@smokinredlead Fight me for it, weenie.

[smokinredlead-blog]

nah u gotta fight ME for it

[smokinredlead-blog]

im gonna get dick a cake for their birthday but only to smoosh it in their face

[skiamachs-deactivated20171109]

No…

[smokinredlead-blog]

get ready for a buttercream frosting facial, dick

[smokinredlead-blog]

im gonna get dick a cake for their birthday but only to smoosh it in their face

[smokinredlead-blog]

i am the KING of not sleeping/sleeping like 2-3 hours at most

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining

[smokinredlead-blog]

skiamachs:

:-( Can’t that at least wait til my birthday party?

no

[skiamachs-deactivated20171109]

:-(((

[smokinredlead-blog]

you’re old and a nerd

[democraticsenator]

[bombing]

Why,,,, are you so angry..,,

fuck you FUCK you

[smokinredlead-blog]

mass effect andromeda’s coming out tomorrow and i preordered it on amazon and im just vibrating bc im ex cited and im gonna be like 10000x more absent than i have been ngl