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thea | 26 | norway

[lesbian-hannibal]

her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

[beaft]

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

[acidhues]

[evilgoatsimulator]

They should invent a type of life where you don’t have to work to survive

[consulting-timelady]

creative mode

[sarahseeandersen]

[sapropel]

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

[prokopetz]

Tumblr's mature content policy allows flaccid dicks, but not erect ones, and anecdotally, some artists have been able to slip previously auto-flagged pieces under the radar by enflaccinating the penises and making no other changes, which suggests that Tumblr's automatic flagging process has some sort of algorithmic boner detector – and I'm not gonna lie, I'd be fascinated to learn how that works.

[fluffygif]

Perfectly moon

[sweatermuppet]

[guy who is trying so hard to not express his suicidal ideation] another day haha. back at it!

[honeypleasejustkillme]

hi,, i couldn't help but notice a slight and minor change in your behavior. do u hate me and want me to die? be honest

[kristina100000]

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

[palmer]

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

[pixelartarchive]

Getchōseki Yūrei / / Moonstone Ghosts

[sarahseeandersen]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[girlmostlikely]

[jonnywaistcoat]

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

[blackgirlsreverything]