SMS Bowser Jr

Not made by anyone at Nintendo, just a fan blog Inspired by blogs like @sm64mario, @sm-64-luigi, @sm64-bowser-da-simp, and @mariotennisdaisy The person running this blog is actually a minor. I'm still making Bowser Jr act somewhat like a 5-year-old cause that's what a lot of people see him as :3 If you need to refer to OP refer to them as "Jean" (that's my middle name)

[sms-bowser-jr]

Ahem, It’s about time I make a proper intro post!

SUP LOOSERS! I'm Bowser Jr! You can call me Junior though, if you prefer!

I'm here to cause chaos, hand out weaponry and have my papa be proud of me!

This blog isn't actually made by Nintendo, it's a gimmick blog made by some random teenager.

This blog is inspired by the other Mario 64 themed gimmick blogs (I would've used 64, but had to go with sms cause that when I debut!)

I will occasionally give people pipe bombs for them to use how they like

This blog is actually run by a minor (I'm a teenager, so I'm fine with cussing I cuss as Jr cause it doesn't feel out of character for him to cuss). If you need to refer to OP refer to them as "Jean" (that's my middle name).

Byeee >:3

Under cut is other info to know about stuff with this blog that might not make since without context. (This is all in character down there, so when I say I, I'm talking as Jr)

So Luigi and Daisy are my uncle and auntie. So I kinda live with them half of the time hehe

King Boo is kinda like my other papa (he's papa's ex)

Here's my kittycat, Selena :D

I'm allergic to grass (makes me itchy)

I'm 5! (ooc: I know Bowser jr is technically like 15, but a lot of people headcanon him to be younger and he looks like a 5 year old, so on here, he is a 5 year old)

I will occasionally speak in brainrot terms.

I sometimes cause chaos for Mario and his friends, but that's mostly because I try to make Papa proud of me

Anyways that's all for now, this section will be updated as more stuff happens 😈😈😈

[sms-bowser-jr]

I should get a gun

[sms-bowser-jr]

I can smell my blood right now

[k-stands-4-kruel]

VERY GOOD, JUNIOR!! LOVE THE KOLORS.

[sms-bowser-jr]

[k-stands-4-kruel]

ONCE MY EVIL SKHEME GOES INTO EFFEKT, THE FOLLOWING WILL HAPPEN:

I WILL GROW TO AN ENORMOUS SIZE AND DESTROY MOST THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW DONK CITY AND OTHER CITIES WILL BE KOMPLETELY ANNHILATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST: DK ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN, I WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!!!!!!!! KAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sms-bowser-jr]

Can you give me a banana when you're done? :)

[chiaknight-smb]

Welcome to the Mario Family!

[sm64mario]

[sms-bowser-jr]

Wow Mario how dare you, that's Tails abuse

[bibilikestodraw]

Omg I cannot believe I almost forgot lmao. Happy anniversary ☀️

[sm-64-luigi]

won’t somebody take me’a to

funky town!!?!?!?!???????

[koopa-king-85]

Hey.

*leans against wall, falling through the wall because he weighs a few thousand pound*

[sms-bowser-jr]

I wanna wear a fit like this one day

[sm64mario]

Mario is considering joining the 'Kremling'a Krew!'

[sm64mario]

Mario have to think about what his "K Name" would'a be! Let me'a think...

Uhh... Mario K. Mario K.... Mario... Kunk? Mario Kung? M

I'a gotta workshop this.

[sm-64-luigi]

Mario Kart!

[sms-bowser-jr]

YAAAA Mario Kart :)

[sm64mario]

Mario remembers when he'a was using Miiverse on'a the Wii U, and someone make'a post about being able to take their Wii U Gamepad out on walks around the block so they'a could play games, and when people'a asked them how they'a do this without getting the out of range error, they'a said it was because they'a had the power cord halfway in the outlet!

You were lying. You absolutely'a were lying.

[sm64mario]

That is a fire hazard.

[sms-bowser-jr]

I love fire hazards

[realofficialwizard]

About 1/4 of Bowser Jr’s Journey

[sms-bowser-jr]

Small vent

Bro I am so fucking tired, I had to have an entire argument with some proshiper in my regular account's dms cause they were trying to accuse a friend of mine of pedophilia for selfshipping with a character that doesn't have a confirmed age and bro kept calling me an animal abuser cause it was a koopa.

I think I won the argument, cause they backed down after I told them they legitimately need therapy and there were a lot of big holes in their argument

They blocked me and then unblocked me so they could keep arguing with me

Idk, I'm just getting this out to the internet on a different account cause I just want to yap about this

[koopa-king-85]

Listen Junior, block people that piss you off.

Do it.

There's no reason not to.

[sms-bowser-jr]

yay!!!

[deimosbreakfrost]

Question of the century

Assgore x Bowser

Asgore x Rudy

Asgore x Flowery

Voting ended onJul 24

(extremely important voting)

[koopa-king-85]

WHY AM I HERE????

I mean he is kinda fine....

NO, C'MON BOWSER, STEEL YOURSELF.

[deimosbreakfrost]

King Koopa, what you think of old men yaoi between two kings?

[koopa-king-85]

My lawyers have advised me not to answer this question.

[sms-bowser-jr]

Are you gonna get mad that I unironically voted the option with you in it papa

[koopa-king-85]

No son, I voted for it too.

[sms-bowser-jr]

oh that's awesome!

[sms-bowser-jr]

Life advice:

Be gay do crime

[deimosbreakfrost]

Question of the century

Assgore x Bowser

Asgore x Rudy

Asgore x Flowery

Voting ended onJul 24

(extremely important voting)

[koopa-king-85]

WHY AM I HERE????

I mean he is kinda fine....

NO, C'MON BOWSER, STEEL YOURSELF.

[deimosbreakfrost]

King Koopa, what you think of old men yaoi between two kings?

[koopa-king-85]

My lawyers have advised me not to answer this question.

[sms-bowser-jr]

Are you gonna get mad that I unironically voted the option with you in it papa