Dont Hate Me Cuz You Aint Me

I literally post whatever at this point. 1998 💕✨

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[broosepayne]

my arguments for “no one recognizes Clark Kent as Superman”

1) Tony Hawk’s existence

2) Timothee Chalamet showing up at that lookalike contest and not even looking the most like himself

[objectlessondujour]

3) Dummy Parton losing a Dolly Parton look alike contest she entered. To a drag queen. She was tickled.

[objectlessondujour]

I HATE AUTOCORRECT I WOULD NEVER CALL DOLLY THAT

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]

[tiktaalic]

Mammals in their den after the asteroid hit

[rideroftherange]

Mammals when they don’t gotta worry about getting predated by dinosaurs anymore.

[haltraveler]

Small mammals and reptiles when the predatory dinosaurs are back but they fly now

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[professorsparklepants]

op change your url

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[prideprejudce]

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

[prideprejudce]

that one scene in devil wears prada where Andy says that she would have never betrayed anyone like Miranda betrayed Nigel at the end in order to save herself and her position on top in the fashion industry and Miranda Priestly is quiet for a beat before she whispers in that lilt whispy voice ”you already did”…..that was a better written psychologically dynamic scene between two characters than most modern hero/villain scenes you see today in cinema

[prideprejudce]

the devil wears prada walked so shows like hannibal and succession could run no I won’t be taking any questions

[prideprejudce]

also i wonder if the writers for this ““chick flick”” movie knew that they were going to be creating one of the best written female antagonist characters that cinema has ever seen like Miranda Priestly was completely ruthless but also nuanced and sympathetic that gave her character layers in a way that still floors me watching the movie today

[prideprejudce]

Meryl you were absolutely insane for this

[byjove]

during the Victorian occultism movement I would have been the guy who giggled all the way through seances

[thestereotypebuster]

Arthur Conan Doyle subtly, but very firmly kicking you under the table.

[byjove]

man was 6’1” and built like a brick shithouse if he looked at me sideways I’d collapse like an aluminum can

[aeoliantectrix]

Mans was WHAT

[byjove]

here’s a picture of him standing next to Harry Houdini, who was 5’6”

[the-last-teabender]

This absolute sasquatch talking fae shit to this exhausted short king.

[cipheramnesia]

Houdini dodges every kick flawlessly. Mentions how the table is shaking mysteriously.

[onlytiktoks]

National Park Service effectively bans uniformed staffers from Pride marches

Uniformed park rangers have marched in some of the country’s largest Pride parades in recent years, including those in New York City and San

[fly-chicken]

“Institutions will fail us but community is where we hold power”

[raptorific]

I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime

[raptorific]

this guy on the right, that’s what I thought the babadook was, I don’t know what anime this is but when people reference the babadook that’s who I thought they were talking about

[brokebitch2006]

If you didn’t know what to search for then how did you find this picture?

[raptorific]

I searched for “grinning anime demon” and scrolled for like a billion years until I found a drawing some kid did of this guy and then I did a Search By Image which told me his name, which I then searched again to find the image on this post. Are you happy you “exposed” how much energy went into my finding a picture of the guy I thought was the babadook? Has this in some way enriched your life?

[themaskedotter]

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

[themaskedotter]

But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even

[themaskedotter]

It’s back hELP

[seleniumtest]

what's for dinner?

soup

beef

bowl of cereal

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2024

[star-mom-selkie]

[oobbbear]

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

[oobbbear]

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

[sidecast-text]

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

[notaroadrageracasualtalk]

[depsidase]

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]