Bakery Bitch Boy

Returned to this account 3 years later but follow my Twitter instead xx @gaykerboy

[smurfiliciouslove]

Omg hey besties I forgot I had this account and I’m also 21 now and not as introverted like ew omg hey mutuals and stuff hey babes x o

[smurfiliciouslove]

You’re actually really attractive, Are you even single?

Am i even single?? Ahaha of fucking course I am cus I'm trash

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

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When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

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When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

[richardalexanderrr]

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

[shadyrican]

This all happened at Lush.

[plasticblisss]

[holy-punks]

[davidout-sortir]

This is so important.

[bjorknut-deactivated20230107]

This is worth a repost…

[valtsv]

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

[averruncusho]

[toastycursedcats]

Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)

[princesstigerbelle]

Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!

[king-dykewarp-deactivated202106]

t-the noise- Icantbreath

[tygermama]

omg, I die

[eliaes-deactivated20160508]

[ivsaur-deactivated20180125]

NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO FORGET

[classyartichoke]

This is the kind of shit my gay ass lives for

[fiestafuentes]

This. This is the energy I need from all of you.

[ampervadasz]

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[santiagonex]

Watch Sex Education on Netflix

why? straight-gay best friends being the main focus of the show… it’s what we deserve

even though the show is set in the present day, they’ve decided to go with the 70s aesthetic vibe which looks just astonishing + the soundtrack slaps

from iconic scenes

through powerful scenes

through random moments that end up being touching

to… well

[jennifer lawrence voice] gay rights!

the reason behind the father being hesitant and (at first) not really supportive of his gay son using make-up and dressing up is that he’s genuinely scared and worried something will happen to him outside because he loves him… truly a father-gay son dynamic we needed to see

Jackson Marchetti. Feminist icon. Abs. Excellence. Does his best. Lesbian moms. Charming. What’s there not to love? Let him breathe, Netflix.

“I love her!” be more specific

the hero of the show actually being an awkward guy and a very likeable character

this non-problematic legend being out there, loving math and making sure his partner is genuinely sexually pleased

the only two openly gay guys at school are not friends but gay solidarity still exists

Mean Girls 2.0 being really mean but we still stan these vegan icons

literally no one giving a fuck that the gay guy is in the boys changing room… looks like it’s finally 2019

and I mean… Gillian Anderson… hello

[iamjamhot]

I can confirm that this show is a GIFT I watched the whole thing in two days while sick and it was powerful enough to make me forget that I felt like absolute crap, it made me laugh out loud, and I’m beyond gutted that I’m gonna have to wait an indefinite time for it to come back. 

[smurfiliciouslove]

Nudes?

Yes please

[smurfiliciouslove]

I took this while Very intoxicated, figure no one uses Tumblr so i can just post random stuff that no one will ever see

[esyroclothes]

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

something about this makes me lose my mind everytime i play the game

[calder]

this game is so good

[sparklingwatr-deactivated202201]

Being gay in a place with 0 gay people fucking sucks

[smurfiliciouslove]

You’re 100% a bottom.

This is not an ask but is 100% accurate