DIY Ao3

I’ll literally just write oneshots or post fics I found. Requests are accepted as long as it’s a fandom I’m familiar with!

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Fandoms I will write for (aka the ones I know)

The Pitt

Harry Potter (not marauders, idk enough [I want to though so if you have any starting points pls share])

Percy Jackson

Mha

The Witcher

Not a fandom but also monster fuqqer

More to be added I just literally can’t think of any rn

Dm for writing commissions

[bread-and-bats]

Writing a fic when I’m feeling inspired is all sunshine and lollipops propellor hat dog.

Writing an essay (shorter than fics I’ve written mind you) for a boring general ed class feels like I’m sawing my own arm off.

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How tf do people draw or render like at all, I’m literally suffering and I hate it here T-T I’ve gotten the cool brushes, I’ve watched tuts and followed them and then it looks like hot garbage

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True form sukuna x sukuna’s wife reader

CW: smut, NSFW, anal, bathroom sex, orgasm, penetrative and unprotected sex, true form sukuna, p in v sex, not proofread, maybe OOC Sukuna.

Sukuna was soaking in his chambers when he called you, demanded you really. He had already made these demands thrice now. You were busy holding your child, Yuji, those chubby cheeks puffed out, the unruly pink hair he had gotten from his father.

You felt him arrive, a large fixture in the doorway. "Wife." He grunted, you turned just enough to see his top arms crossed and his bottom arms holding a towel around his waist, his hair was dripping. "I requested you."

"Look at your son." You said softly, turning to face him. Yuji's cheek was pressed into your soft chest, suckling on his fist.

Sukuna sighed and walked closer. "I do not care for the beast at this time. I was here before him."

Your brow furrowed as you flicked his bicep. "You can't claim to not love your son just because he enjoys attention. He's just like his father." Yuji babbled and tugged at the neckline of your kimono, clearly hungry. You let your kimono open, guiding Yuji to your breast and watching him latch immediately.

Sukuna scoffed as he scratched his chest. "This is useless, he can be fed by a nursemaid. Come bathe with me."

You turned your head to the side, " 'Kuna, It is not useless and you can bathe by yourself." You looked down and watched as Yuji drifted off, milk leaking down his chin. "Would you like to hold him?"

Sukuna glares and begrudgingly took Yuji into his arms, even the mouth on his stomach was drawn into a pout as he held his son. "He is useless and pudgy." His eyes were soft as he said it.

"You love him."

"I do."

Sukuna sighed as set Yuji, sleeping, into his crib. "You will bathe with me now." It was prefaced as a question but it was anything but. You rolled your eyes as you follow after him, a hand sliding into rough palm.

He pulled you to his bathing chambers, letting his towel drop as the doors shut. He wasted no time turning around and sliding your kimono off your shoulders, baring your skin to his eyes. 'My lovely wife." He leaned down and nuzzled into your neck before biting .

"'Kuna." You warned. He grumbled as two of his hands roamed your hips, the mouth on his stomach licking at you and leading lower. "What happened to bathing, husband?"

Sukuna huffed as he picked you up over his shoulder, a hand squeezing you ass before he stepped into the sunken tub and setting you on his lap. "You are a nuisance." two hands settled on your hips, the other two settled on your shoulders.

"You believe I'm a nuisance because you are impatient." You lean forward and kiss him, you tongue sliding against the heat of his. He groaned into your mouth and you could feel his cocks hardening against your ass and pussy. You bite his lower lip and drag your hips up his cock.

"You torment me." He growled as he stilled your hips. "Do you enjoy torturing me?" He lifts his hips, his cock head bullying your folds as he slid in immediately. You moan and drop your head into the crook of his neck, his other cock not budging against your ass.

"'Kuna, you're doing this on purpose." You whine and attempt to move your hips against him, his hands stopping you.

"Doing what on purpose?" He grinned, tilting you back to change the angle, the tongue from the mouth on his stomach coming out to tease you clit. The stimulant of his hot and thick tongue on your clit while he drags and slides slowly against your walls. You panted and squeezed your eyes shut, he knew exactly what he was doing, it was evident in that damn smirk.

He continues being sweet and teasing, kissing and biting occasionally to keep you on edge. It wasn't until you had broken down begging with tears down your cheeks that he lifted you out of the tub, all four hands gripping you to slam into you, his head hitting that spongy spot that made you see stars and lose brain function.

You came hard but that didn't stop him, he felt you squeeze and then loosen further around his cock. "Be easy for me brat." He grunted as he pressed his other cock harder against your ass. You hadn't done anal often despite being married for so long but he didn't mind, he managed three inches in before he couldn't shove his fat cock any farther, your ass squeezing the reddened flesh.

He fucked up into you, the cock in your pussy pulling in and out, hitting that spot while the cock in your ass prodding the thick angry flesh repeatedly against your rim

He wrung you out three more times before you were boneless against his solid warm chest. He kissed your head and walked to your shared room, laying you onto the silk sheets as he laid with you. "My wife." He hummed.

It was the last thing you heard before you drifted off to sleep.

A/n: this is my first time writing for sukuna or jjk in general so I’m a tad nervous

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Hey I saw your post about the Choso cam girl fic you were looking for but I couldn’t comment on the post or send a DM but i think it’s this one

Yes! Thank you so freaking much!!!

[just-a-joey]

I love to think Derek might’ve seen the New Years fireworks before he died.

[jesterrcat]

YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME

I'M CRUING IN MY ROOM DEVOURING CONTENT OF THEM AND YOU YOUST TEOW THAT IN MY FACE

ROT!!!DETENDTION FOR UOU >:(

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The green in his eyes because of Avery :[ I’m sobbing

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I need help finding a fic plsss!!!!

Desc of fic is below it has some sexual themes so it’s under the more tab

So it was Choso x reader on Ao3 and reader was a cam girl and also Choso’s classmate, Choso started talking to reader because Sukuna sent a bad cheesy pickup line and then they get together and stuff and I’m pretty sure Choso was a virgin. I will literally give my soul to someone if they can find this 😭

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

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I went to check my email hoping a fic I was reading had updated. It was my college classes.

[beaucile]

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street

[t0jisbunny]

sukuna gets mad when you shave your bush…

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usually, before bed, sukuna slides his hand down your panties, placing his large hand over your mound and keeping it there. why? whenever you build up the courage to ask, he simply just shoots you a sharp glance, saying "it’s warm. stop asking questions, woman."

imagine his surprise when he mindlessly slides his hand down, only to feel you were completely bald down there this time.

you’ve never seen sukuna so genuinely confused. his usually bored, irritated expression had faded, eyebrows raised in curiosity.

"brat, where is it."

you look over at him, shrugging. "where’s what?"

he feels around a little more, double checking, nope — not a single hair. “don’t play dumb with me, woman. the hair. where is it."

you were just as confused as he was. did he really love your bush that much?

“i shaved it?…" you respond, watching a slight frown form on his face, similar to a grumpy cat — honestly, anyone else would look at him and assume his entire family had been killed or something.

in your defense, you just felt like changing it up, assuming he wouldn’t care much at all. if you knew it’d affect him this much, you wouldn’t have plucked even a singular hair away.

"why the hell would you do that," he growls, his initial confusion quickly turning into irritation. “put it back, i don’t find this amusing."

you can’t help but let out a soft giggle, feeling sukuna pull his hand out from beneath your panties, two arms crossing in silent annoyance like a kid who’d just had their candy stolen.

"kuna’, it’ll grow back… i didn’t realise you liked it so much," you smile, leaning in to press a soft kiss to his cheek. his expression remains the same, though he doesn’t push you away, silently accepting your affection.

"don’t let this happen again," he demands.

"awwh! you miss it," you tease, poking his chest playfully. he catches your wrist in his hand, grip demanding, yet not firm enough to hurt.

“shut up."

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I love this so much, “put it back” made me giggle

[bebx]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

THISSSSSSS!!!!!!! curate your own internet experience. block them because they’re allergic to peanut butter, block them because they have what you don’t, block them because they dislike your favorite food, block them because you don’t like their layout, block them because you can.

blocking is NOT a personal attack against someone. it’s you curating your own internet experience and catering for your comfort, and you have every right to do that.

you, yes, you!!! you CANNOT tell other people to censor themselves for your own comfort and personal likings. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t post. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t write. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t draw. BUT you CAN block them for whatever reason.

that block button is offered to you for free. use. it.

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I need help yall. If enough British people (or people who know British slang) put enough slang in the comments then I will be able to rifle through the appropriate words for my Drarry fic. I humbly request y’all’s service 🙏🙏🙏

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