Smutstuck Voiced

A place where sexy homestuck scripts will be available for your listening pleasure. We will also be posting comics, art and fanfiction that is submitted to us with credit to the artist. AUDITIONS NOW OPEN! :D

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Hi! I checked your cast/staff lists and saw you only had one writer, it looks like. Are you looking for any more?

Yes, please send us an army of smutpeddlers.

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Sorry but I'm on mobile so I have two questions: Are requests open and are there any casted characters yet?

Requests are open, I think? But Yes, we have casted characters and in fact we have a recorded log. The issue is we lack editors.

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I'm having a hard time finding your cast list and information on how to send in auditions. I'm just having trouble navigating the blog

Are you on mobile? Because that will make it difficult to view our blog theme. Otherwise, hover over the darker green sqaure on the house logo and a menu should pop up.

If you still can’t find it - http://smutstuckvoiced.tumblr.com/applyforspot

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Apologies from the Mods

I know the lack of activity here is a little disconcerting, we don’t mean for that to happen, but we’re all humans on the other side of the screen. We were blindsided with work from other projects and some bad luck. We should have made some sort of announcement for this hiatus, but we didn’t and for that we’re sorry.

So, to clarify - Auditions are still open, we’re still looking for writers, and editors. We do have a few logs on the way! Please hang on while we get ourselves back into the groove of things. - Moony

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How long would you like the narratives to be?

That is a matter of taste. Some people like to keep them short and sweet, just long enough to give the bare minimum across. Personally, I like to actually describe what is happening in some detail. We’ll hopefully have some scripts up soon so you can see first hand what I mean. 

-Nic

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We’re so sorry for the silence, but we’re very happy to announce that we’ve not only reached 222 followers, but have actually blown past that number! Thank you so much everyone for being so supportive! We will have out 222 celebration gift art done ASAP!

-Nic

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Have you had any auditions for Amporas yet?

No, but for future reference if you want to see which characters are available check the cast list as per the guidelines of the audition page. We update the cast list as soon as a character is casted, so please check it regularly if you are gunning to audition for a specific character.

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I'm sorry you probably are asked this a lot but for the writing audition how many script and fanfics samples should I include? I know the audition format said that we should represent first, second and third person but I just want to make sure.

At minimum you should include at least three examples, with at least one being NSFW. This is the minimum we ask for, because we feel three examples gives at least a good taste of what you’re capable of. I mean, you can give us as many examples as you want and if we like you (and your work) we might even use your audition material for content on the blog. - Moony

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Sexy Recording Advice

Source: http://smutstuckvoices.tumblr.com/post/76155692969/moaning-variation-advice

Thank you so much for letting me use this! This was originally posted on Smutstuck and written by Superspecial! Thanks again for offering this up!

Moaning Variation Advice

[anon plz]Hi!I’m here to ask for pointers, again, since to be honest, even if it wasn’t you weren’t doing the casting, the truth is I don’t know anyone else who could know an answer to this kind of question! :) Onto it: moaning tracks. Even if I try to make them different from each other (different characters, after all), they still do sound too alike for my tastes. Do you have any tips? I guess in context they will be less so (the actions will be more defined, there may be dialogue). But still.

Well there’s quite a variety to moaning and sexy noises and stuff.  Depending on the situation or how a character might just get used to making sounds. (recorded examples up ahead~)

Example 1

Some people manage to be really quiet naturally and usually, you’ll find their sound consist of mostly heavy breathing, sometimes through the nose.  With that type, I do like a little whine noise as I breath out, usually right on the end of the breath or at the beginning.  It’s generally a small, short noise, but noticeable.

Example 2

Then there’s some stifled noises where you keep your mouth closed and make some louder hums or moans through the nose because the character is used to trying to keep quiet.  Sometimes a full open mouthed moan can come through, but then they might bite back down on it.  Overall it should sound and feel a little restrained.

Example 3

Then there are long drawn out moans.  Ones that can maybe be a little annoying and just seem to run into each other and one of my personal favorite noises is someone getting into it and just kind of gulping or swallowing in the middle of things.

Example 4

And then of course there’s varying the speed.  Some people get louder with how much more intense things get or things stay light and slow.  Whatever the mood is, hard fast and rough, or slow and lazy, there could be a huge difference in how the same character sounds.

Example 5

There’s also some sharp short grunts or groans you can go for too.

Along with that you can get in some dirty talk, just saying some filthy things to your partner or something.  It can be the characters kink, it could be the partner’s kink, whichever.  Or just talking during sex in general.  I notice a lot of people stop dead when talking between moans and it’s very jarring.  The more intense it is, the more you want it to carry through what their saying.  It can range from completely coherent, to heavy breathing while talking, to full on forgetting what they’re saying in the middle of a word or sentence and trying to start over to get the thought out before failing completely.

Example 6 (upcoming Mituna log)

Example 7 (Porrim)

There’s still a wide range and variety, just whatever you can think of experiment with.  Sex can be pretty intensive or it can be slow and sweet.  You want to try to reflect that in addition how free the characters would be with their sex sounds.  There’s also the monosyllabic noises you can make and extend into moans to keep in mind “Hooo” “Oh” “Ahhh” “Mmmm” “Nnnng” “Haaa” etc.

So yes~ That was my informative little piece on the wonders of making sex noises.  If anyone who’s actually had sex wants to give some more info or let me know how wrong or stupid sounding I am, go for it.  Either way, I hope this helps with some acting~

-SS

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So in light of nSSV being a thing, I let Nic copy and past over a guide I made for when someone asked about pointers on SSV a long while ago. :3

I actually rather like this guide and in terms of advice on anything I’ve ever given, I think sex sounds and junk will always be my favorite.  An add on:

Your hand can be used for the sounds of kiss/sloppy making out and oral on both a vagina and a penis.

Kissing: The classic “kiss your hand” position.  Whether it’s a simple peck or full on slurpy sloppy tongue action, it works.  It’s gross to, so keep like a towel or something nearby.  For all of these.

Dicks: Use two fingers instead of one.  Add more if it feels appropriate.  Two fingers gives you some better slurping noises and kind of provides more fullness and irregularity in texture and shape than a single finger.  I find it gives much better noises and for a noisy blow job, it’s pretty awesome.

Vagoo: Take the hand pose from kissing and turn 90 degrees.  You have a vagoo.  Now eat that sucker out for some good eating out noises.

And on a personal note, keep your hands clean before and after you get slobbery all over them. :Y

And that’s the full disclosure I have on how to be a gross nerd faking sex into a microphone as effectively as I know how.  nSSV is still looking for auditions too, so armed with ~*knowledge*~ you (18+) folks should go maybe do that. <3

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Reblogging this back here with all this lovely added-on advice. :33 - Moony

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So I've submitted a script somewhere else but they haven't recorded it, is it fine if I send it here? Also, is there a link reference page?

Sure, go ahead! All that matters is that you’re the one who wrote it, so its alright for you to submit it to us. Give us about a week to go over it, we’ll let you know if we've accepted it or not.

On the subject of a reference page, um - we’re working on it? As a blog, we’re still pretty new and we’re adjusting (rewriting things) Smutstuck as we need to based on what people have requested. But, thank you! We’ll make a link to a reference page asap!

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hello there! I actually have an important question that's been on my mind for a while: I would like to apply for smutstuck But the thing is my 18th birthday isn't until August. will you still be holding auditions at that time? or is that too late?

Auditions are open for as long as we have open character spots available, which I’m sure we’ll still have open spots in August as there are over 180 or so open unclaimed characters currently available right now. This includes genderbent and canon characters, so if you really wanted to I’m sure there is someone who you’d be up to audition for come your birthday. 

So, to summarize, Auditions are open until all the characters are claimed by an actor. Homestuck as a ton of characters, so I doubt we’ll have a complete cast in the next four to five months.

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Okay so I'm super excited for the chance to audition but I've got a bit of a thing. I'd really love to send in a voice audition but I only have access to a good mic through my university and finals are next week. SO I'm gonna be without a good mic for the months I'm out of college. Would this be an issue if I were to be hypothetically accepted as a VA? (Also if slots are available at the end of summer would you still be accepting auditions by then? :U )

I would encourage you to get your own microphone as this would make your life much easier. Also keep in mind that you would be recording adult material which the school might not agree with. If you are strapped for cash, a rock band mic is better quality than one might think, though you would need an extra quiet environment. 

It is not the highest quality microphone however so I would instead suggest a Blue Snowball. The price difference is quite large, but so is the difference in quality. I personally use a Blue Yeti. This is an even more expensive microphone, but the quality is excellent! It is arguably THE best semipro microphone. The Yeti is however expensive so it’s understandable that you wouldn’t have the kind of money required to drop for something like that.I started off on a rock band mic myself and then moved on to the Yeti and the quality jump was crazy. Now you can improve the quality of your recording through programs, but that only helps so much.

Getting back on track, if you were to audition and get a part, being unable to record for months would be a problem. Well, assuming you have scripts to record for. Depending on who you audition for, you might get lucky in that they are not popular enough to get requested. If that is the case, you would be fine, but I wouldn’t ride on this. On the other hand, if you would like to audition later, that’s also fine! Cast positions will be filled as quality voices are found and this will be a continuous theme. As it stands there are 183 roles on the cast list and I don’t expect to fill them all. That’s not even considering that more will likely be added.To wrap things up, you are welcome to audition if you would like, but any parts you get that you cannot keep up with would be taken away from you so it might be in your best interest to secure a more reliable mic before auditioning. If you think you can save up for a quality mic within a month of losing access to the mic at school, by all means go for it, but you’ve been warned. Just because you land a part doesn’t mean you’ll have it indefinitely. I will be posting a more detailed set of rules on this very subject for our cast soon in fact so keep an eye out for that.Whew! Sorry for being so long winded! Anyway, I hope all that made sense and that we might have you in our cast sometime in the future!

-Nic

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Sexy Recording Advice

Source: http://smutstuckvoices.tumblr.com/post/76155692969/moaning-variation-advice

Thank you so much for letting me use this! This was originally posted on Smutstuck and written by Superspecial! Thanks again for offering this up!

Moaning Variation Advice

[anon plz]Hi!I’m here to ask for pointers, again, since to be honest, even if it wasn’t you weren’t doing the casting, the truth is I don’t know anyone else who could know an answer to this kind of question! :) Onto it: moaning tracks. Even if I try to make them different from each other (different characters, after all), they still do sound too alike for my tastes. Do you have any tips? I guess in context they will be less so (the actions will be more defined, there may be dialogue). But still.

Well there’s quite a variety to moaning and sexy noises and stuff.  Depending on the situation or how a character might just get used to making sounds. (recorded examples up ahead~)

Example 1

Some people manage to be really quiet naturally and usually, you’ll find their sound consist of mostly heavy breathing, sometimes through the nose.  With that type, I do like a little whine noise as I breath out, usually right on the end of the breath or at the beginning.  It’s generally a small, short noise, but noticeable.

Example 2

Then there’s some stifled noises where you keep your mouth closed and make some louder hums or moans through the nose because the character is used to trying to keep quiet.  Sometimes a full open mouthed moan can come through, but then they might bite back down on it.  Overall it should sound and feel a little restrained.

Example 3

Then there are long drawn out moans.  Ones that can maybe be a little annoying and just seem to run into each other and one of my personal favorite noises is someone getting into it and just kind of gulping or swallowing in the middle of things.

Example 4

And then of course there’s varying the speed.  Some people get louder with how much more intense things get or things stay light and slow.  Whatever the mood is, hard fast and rough, or slow and lazy, there could be a huge difference in how the same character sounds.

Example 5

There’s also some sharp short grunts or groans you can go for too.

Along with that you can get in some dirty talk, just saying some filthy things to your partner or something.  It can be the characters kink, it could be the partner’s kink, whichever.  Or just talking during sex in general.  I notice a lot of people stop dead when talking between moans and it’s very jarring.  The more intense it is, the more you want it to carry through what their saying.  It can range from completely coherent, to heavy breathing while talking, to full on forgetting what they’re saying in the middle of a word or sentence and trying to start over to get the thought out before failing completely.

Example 6 (upcoming Mituna log)

Example 7 (Porrim)

There’s still a wide range and variety, just whatever you can think of experiment with.  Sex can be pretty intensive or it can be slow and sweet.  You want to try to reflect that in addition how free the characters would be with their sex sounds.  There’s also the monosyllabic noises you can make and extend into moans to keep in mind “Hooo” “Oh” “Ahhh” “Mmmm” “Nnnng” “Haaa” etc.

So yes~ That was my informative little piece on the wonders of making sex noises.  If anyone who’s actually had sex wants to give some more info or let me know how wrong or stupid sounding I am, go for it.  Either way, I hope this helps with some acting~

-SS

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will there be any new work posted soon?

I was more concerned with filling our cast up a bit, but I think we have enough to get ourselves going. Scripts are already being adapted and I have given one of our VAs the green light to record. We will hopefully have our first recording up soon!In the case of art or writing, no one has submitted anything so there’s nothing to post for that just yet. I hope that will change soon.

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Do you have to be 18 or 18+ to write scripts or edit? Sorry if this is a stupid question but I'd just like to make sure! Love the idea of your new blog btw <3

You must be 18 or older so 18 is acceptable.

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I'm trying to get a voice audition done but I can't get the sexy bit to sound that great (as I don't act or do voicey things very much). Are there any protips you might be able to offer? Like, what are the best qualities of auditions you've already received?

The sexy bits are usually the hardest part until you’re used to it. I would suggest searching out sexy things to listen to, specifically that are not over the top. Find more romantic sounding sexy as this will usually sounds more natural. Outside of that, practice helps and making sure you’re relaxed and comfortable. If you’re tense, it might sound strained and unnatural.

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if you are accepted as a writer do you get to write your own promps or are you assigned them? Also if the blog takes requests to the writers get to decide which request they want to work on?

A combination of the two. You can write your own prompts as you’d like, but you would be encouraged to take or be assigned prompts to meet what our listeners would like to hear. We also take script submissions so if you want to write for us, but don’t want to have to work under the pressure of being expected to write when asked to, then you might be better off just submitting to us rather than officially writing for us.