All Food Is Bread?

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[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[catcrumb]

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

[snackward]

I'm glad history is remembering the majesty of the Claire haircut fleabag scene but I want to be sure we also all remember the part where they go confront the guy that cut it and he pulls out the reference photo Claire gave him and it's exactly what she asked for

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[joshuaorrizonte]

No but this. Seriously.

My brother enlisted coming out of high school. I was in high school the next year. He bombed out of basic training PDQ and was back at home and SERIOUSLY fucked up from it and never actually recovered, I don’t think.

So I get to my junior year in high school and we *must* talk to the military recruiters. It’s required. We can tell them any old thing we want to, but we *must* at least hear them out. Being the kind of person I am, I did. I listened. I talked, and I listened to the guy’s responses. I told him I’d discuss it with my brother who had done basic training.

I got home, and told him that I’d had the conversation with the recruiter. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “Whatever he told you, it was a bold-faced lie. They’re allowed and ENCOURAGED to lie to get recruits. Do NOT even give him a “no thanks.” Just ignore any contact.”

This was in 2001, BEFORE 9/11.

Imagine how desperate they are for recruits now.

If they ask you what time it is, refuse to even look at your watch. Don’t even let them get into it. If you *have to* talk to them, tell them flatly that you’re not interested and that you aren’t going to budge. And then DON’T.

Because they don’t give one single solitary shit about you.

[tomboy014]

Can confirm, those fuckers LIE

They also go out of their way to target poorer areas and prep kids to barely pass the asvab, and if I hadn't been a stupid 17 year old, I should have noticed the giant red billboards they were waving

DON'T DO IT!!!

There are other options like trade schools and apprenticeships and things that I wish I'd known about

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

a sense of calm pervades the shelf stable aisles of the supermarket, quite different to the desperate urgency of perishables

[fiyeli]

Sunrise, Parabellum

insta: _fiyeli

[pigswithwings]

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

[walk-up-songs]

A forever banger from da share zone

[snackward]

Mrmrjfhfjdjsjs i'm really trying to enjoy esoteric ebb but it keeps just making me upset that I can't play disco elysium for the first time again!!!!!

[snackward]

[snackward]

I can't sleep and i'm slowly filling up with violent quivering rage

[snackward]

Claire is my self insert on I Love LA bc imagine you're in the public school teacher trenches day in and day out with slutty mustache Josh Hutcherson and you have so much in common but you're painfully well aware that he's committed to a cool hip sexy celebrity-industry girlfriend

but then one day you finally meet the girlfriend and she's a complete trainwreck and josh hutcherson is clearly at the end of his rope with her

I'd be texting the girls like IT'S HAPPENING

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[thelaughingserpent]

The courage to slay a god.

[snackward]

insatiable hunger swollen fingers tummy upsetti overcaffeinated can't sleep teeth clenched bad texture plastic retainers

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]