I wanna sleep 5ever.

20 year old without a life who doesn't feel 20

[needsmoreevanjellyon]

End of Big Ben

[ethnostates-deactivated20200722]

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[pikaglove]

I FUCKING HATE Y'ALL

[misterlazer]

GOD DAMN IT

[frostybirdgoddess]

Okay I love this!! This is occurs right when Pink Steven does the horrifying ‘She’s gone’ yell. The imprint left behind is that of Steven’s gem angle, not Pink Diamond’s because they. are. not. the same person, and Pink is. not. coming. back.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

[pukicho]

I’ve noticed a trend in life. The larger a thing is, the more likely it is to be evil. This applies to companies, youtubers, people, and mountains. 

[ginny-rummy]

in cases of dogs the direct opposite is true

[pukicho]

A notable outlier

[tottyagainstships]

reblog to delete all incest shipping

[remanedur]

yo okay wait how come nobody made this post. why is op nonexistent 

[veeranger]

god made this post

[luluquiq]

Fucking Steven Universe making me wish i could love myself

[teathattast]

[lubricates]

omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[kitty]

[2dbean-deactivated20210916]

Pentel pen mess arounds. Happy tuesday! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs8cHKuA8kz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wt7xdazzg3ni

[notmusa]

spider-crab man

[notmusa]

he was bit by a radioactive crab that was bit by a radioactive spider

[nova-loves-cats]

Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

[profmeowmers]

[glyndarling]

This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.

[mintyliciousbjd]

I will always reblog this.

[teakip]

“The ancient books say that, in the beginning, there was no light in our world. It took a super strong man to bring a sun down to our little planet. The guardian of the sun regulates the seasons, looks after our land, and stuff like that. As for the moon, it was brought over from the world of dreams by the first guardian of the moon. Actually, he’s the one who brought dreams into our world as well. And that’s how the balance was created between day and night.”

[cat-memes-only]

Who is she

[coralreeff-dot-png]

so in the new steven universe episode we just get identity crisis from danny phantom but done right huh

[raccoonfootproductions]

The intro for Nickelodeon’s Glitch Techs (2019)

This show is apparently too expensive for Nick to give a 2nd season to without knowing if audiences will enjoy it. That’s why it’s extremely important for us to watch and support it when it finally airs. We need to send a message to the network that original ideas are still worth investing in.

[space-is-out-there]

Holy shit this whole thing is fire 🔥

[ms-ingenuous-deactivated2022082]

[yekkes]

Eldest sisters r the most oppressed

[celestialinent]

hey yall dumb fucks reblogging this and yapping about how, ur life is actually super hard as a younger sibling…

the ‘eldest sisters are oppressed’ thing is based on the fact that the oldest girls in many families are, a lot of the time, drafted into watching her younger siblings to the point that shes more of a young third parent than a kid anymore. shes expected to be incredibly responsible while her younger siblings get to make mistakes. she get to do more housework than her father because apparently men shouldn’t have to watch laundry.

op is obviously referring to the ways in which older sisters ( nope not brothers) are forced into maternal roles by both society and their parents for a number of reasons, not limited to society’s insistence that they must learn to become mothers early. theres also the fact that many families both need and cant afford childcare. this idea that an oldest sister is free childcare is bullshit.

[kceyagi-deactivated20190519]

There’s a book called “The Eldest Daughter Effect” that goes into detail about this. And it applies to the oldest daughter so even if the oldest child is a boy and the second child is a daughter, she is the one who ends up getting all that extra pressure and responsibilities for younger siblings. 

[treeflesh-moved]

*sips tea* Sounds about right.