the greatest plan in history
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Love Begins

Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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d e v o n
occasionally subtle

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AnasAbdin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
DEAR READER

#extradirty

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@snair11
the greatest plan in history
ON THE PRINCIPLES OF HORSEHOUND (Reprisal 1x05)
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Confidence Level: Chris Evans
2014-2019
Chris Evans on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (November 4th, 2019)
# no growth
McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.
The full story:
There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978.Ā
Recently, McDonaldās decided that this small restaurant chain that hasnāt even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis thatĀ āSupermacsā infringes on theĀ āBig Macā brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.
McDonaldās ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didnāt have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonaldās lost the rights to the termĀ āBig Macā across the entire European Union.
Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions.Ā
Prince Ali, handsome is he
#introverts
ALADDIN (2019) dir. by Guy Ritchie
Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani (2013)
idrĀ if percyĀ ever talked about snape in the books, but snape is absolutely percyās favorite teacher and no one - including snape himself - can understand why
ron:Ā why do you even LIKE snape, heās such a DICK percy
percy:Ā do you know how much that man has revolutionized the potions field? do you know how much iāveĀ learned under him? heās a genius and heās the reason iāmĀ going to get an o on my potions newt, who cares if heās a dick.
snape, after two hours:Ā mr. weasley, itās past curfew. my office hours ended one and a half hours ago. you have to leave now.
percy weasley, on two hours of sleep and eight cups of coffee:Ā sir i just have one more questionā
#ron thinks snape hates him bc heās harryās friend but snape actually hates him bc heās percyās brother
I love it, I am dyingĀ over here.
#mood
funniest shit iāve learned in latin american history class so far is that the reason why virtually all of europe had refused to support christopher columbusās expedition wasnāt cuz they thot the earth was flat and heād fall off of the planet. they didnāt support him because everyone knew that the earth was round and very big, and christopher columbus didnāt think it was that big, and he kept planning for a shorter trip than necessary, and everyone called him a fucking idiot, and when the king and queen of spain offered to fund his trip and he requested a fleet of several hundred ships, they gave him 3, because heād probably have died of dehydration if he hadnāt come across cuba and the dominican republic by sheer luck asking around for the fucking great khan of china. his crew was literally planning on killing him. he was that fucking stupid
I want to tell yāall a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.
Iāve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself ārecoveredā there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today ā being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.
When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and Iād laugh and kick out my legsĀ ācause I was just delighted to have her holding me.
But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when sheād try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldnāt be able to get me off the ground.
But every time, even if I protested, sheād lift me up and say something like: āSee, youāre not so big that I canāt lift you!ā
And one time I just blurted out: āBut someday Iām going to be so fat you wonāt be able to.ā
She looked me dead in the eye and said: āNo you wonāt. Because if that ever happens, Iāll start working out.ā
It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasnāt saying I wasnāt going to get fat ā neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to beĀ ātoo fatā for her.
And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that Iāll never be so big that she canāt lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and sheāll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel ātoo bigā or ātoo heavyā because in her eyes Iāll never be ātooā anything.
Anyway, thereās a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be ātoo muchā to someone who loves you ā too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your ātooā happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that youāre always just right for them.
My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass.Ā Ā ššĀ š