Flitting Fancies

Basically just random interests

[paigemist]

the greatest plan in history

[formorrow-sur]

[johnparri]

ON THE PRINCIPLES OF HORSEHOUND (Reprisal 1x05)

[tinglingpeter]

☎️📞💗

[christopherrobertevans]

Confidence Level: Chris Evans

[tedllasso]

2014-2019

[epiphanies]

Chris Evans on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (November 4th, 2019)

[capsgrantrogers]

# no growth

[catchymemes]

McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

[confused-robot-cat]

The full story:

There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978. 

Recently, McDonald’s decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn’t even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that “Supermacs” infringes on the “Big Mac” brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.

McDonald’s ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn’t have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald’s lost the rights to the term “Big Mac” across the entire European Union.

Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions. 

[love-menamassoud]

Prince Ali, handsome is he

[rivailles]

#introverts

[gownegirl]

ALADDIN (2019) dir. by Guy Ritchie

[dildaar]

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani (2013)

[snapedefender]

idr if percy ever talked about snape in the books, but snape is absolutely percy’s favorite teacher and no one - including snape himself - can understand why

[snapedefender]

ron: why do you even LIKE snape, he’s such a DICK percy

percy: do you know how much that man has revolutionized the potions field? do you know how much i’ve learned under him? he’s a genius and he’s the reason i’m going to get an o on my potions newt, who cares if he’s a dick.

[snapedefender]

snape, after two hours: mr. weasley, it’s past curfew. my office hours ended one and a half hours ago. you have to leave now.

percy weasley, on two hours of sleep and eight cups of coffee: sir i just have one more question–

[bleedcolor]

#ron thinks snape hates him bc he’s harry’s friend but snape actually hates him bc he’s percy’s brother

I love it, I am dying over here.

[desimalemodels]

[homoeroticism]

#mood

[yimmypee]

funniest shit i’ve learned in latin american history class so far is that the reason why virtually all of europe had refused to support christopher columbus’s expedition wasn’t cuz they thot the earth was flat and he’d fall off of the planet. they didn’t support him because everyone knew that the earth was round and very big, and christopher columbus didn’t think it was that big, and he kept planning for a shorter trip than necessary, and everyone called him a fucking idiot, and when the king and queen of spain offered to fund his trip and he requested a fleet of several hundred ships, they gave him 3, because he’d probably have died of dehydration if he hadn’t come across cuba and the dominican republic by sheer luck asking around for the fucking great khan of china. his crew was literally planning on killing him. he was that fucking stupid

[shitmygaywifesays]

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

[shitmygaywifesays]

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass.   😍😍 😍

[niyarest]