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you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel
What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly
I expected Americans without another discernible cultural background to answer this with regional American dishes im getting taken out by people just saying stuff like “burger” and “mcdonalds”
i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
when someone cooks food for someone else and watches them take the first bite…..thats love
I don't think men saying out of pocket shit to me on the internet is because they're men. everyday billions of men wake up and don't say out of pocket shit to me on the internet. this is clearly an active choice
genuinely one of the scariest and saddest kinds of conversations that I find myself regularly having with various women is where they will describe something that a man in their life has done or said to them that is absolutely horrific and then when you express horror about it they are just like "haha well you know how men are"
girl that is not how men are. I have many men in my life who I care about and none of them are like that. that man is not biologically compelled to treat you like shit. it's a choice he is making. ARERRGH
some of you can't read so to be clear this post is not
1. saying "not all men" or
2. denying the existence and impact of societal misogyny/patriarchy.
HOPE THIS HELPS!
thaaaaank you that's such a concise explanation of what I was trying to say
turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.
>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)
>one dies of covid
>the other dies of gun violence
it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché
HI *TACKLEGLOMPS U* X3 *NOTICES BULGE IN UR PANTS* OWO WHAT’S THIS???
The original post, which has since been edited, for those confused:
Hello there, *tackles, and glomps you* >:3c *notices a slight protrusion in your trousers* OwO what is this?
btw check out the very first reply on this post. from 2016. insane confluence of events
god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time
is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general
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why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well
Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha
here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid
this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary
harry potter blog.
for what it’s worth the Harry Potter blog is ALSO a TERF
The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
The lion will never financially recover from this
It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE
If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper
I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel
having erection is low key kinda sexual
OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
That's because this is Silmarillion