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@snakearm
typical,,, gotta let reality get in th’ way ‘f a good pun… smh @angsttank
*i mean yeah that’s fine an all but the amount of people thinking that was a real glass coffin and not knowing it’s a fish tank killed the joke for me
I ‘unno man… ‘f yer filled it with water right to th’ top, put a human in there, and closed the lid… ‘m pretty sure it could become a coffin eventually.
A waste of good fish, but more than doable if you take bloatin’ into account.
Not to be feral on main but biting is great I love it
“A few of ‘em might be into that.”
Feel free to let ‘em know they have an audience then.
Who needs lesbian porn when @v–iper exists?
“Listen…”
Trust me, I’m listening~
“Havin’ like six girlfriends ain’t easy.”
You chose it, I’m allowed to enjoy it- if you ever film it let me know.
[He has money and nothing against spending it on attractive lesbians.]
Who needs lesbian porn when @v–iper exists?
“Listen…”
Trust me, I’m listening~
Who needs lesbian porn when @v--iper exists?
Play “Never Have I Ever” with my muse!
Send “Never have I ever” and tell my muse something that yours has never done. If my muse has done the thing, they have to take a drink. The maximum is 10 drinks!
Good luck!
snakearm:
[You’d better fucking eat it, shit’s expensive.]
Life and soul, yeah- when people party with me they end up havin’ an eel-y good time.
[That was terrible, but by hell was he going to use the setup. He’s a comedic genius.]
So you actually doin’ this or what? Cuz it won’t be instant- ain’t gonna pretend I can pull seafood out my ass.
You will though. Soon.
*No, no, he liked it. That was a fuckin’ good one, Ryuji.*
Yeah! I’ll do it! Stick eels up me arse! I’ve pulled worse out o’ there, anyway!
So how long from now’re we talkin’, eh? Also–do they bite?
However long you want and technically yeah, they got a good set of jaws, but they also only get snappy when in light- unless you got a bulb up there you ain’t tellin’ me about they shouldn’t clamp down in there.
It’s not my first rodeo, so don’t worry about it, and it’s better then dead- dead’s not nearly as fun.
v–iper:
“Nah, you’ve already hit rock bottom.”
“that is your statement, yet, somehow, you are still beneath me.”
“You wish I was beneath ya’.”
Fuck already.
snakearm:
Freshwater, dumbass, not electric- how else are you gonna eat it after?
[Is he joking? Probably not to be honest, because the nasty just hit ground level and thought ‘let’s make a basement floor, why not?’]
*… Pun, denied.*
Boy, ye must be real pun at parties, eh, mate?
*To be fair, Ryuji, he’d eat it too.*
[You’d better fucking eat it, shit’s expensive.]
Life and soul, yeah- when people party with me they end up havin’ an eel-y good time.
[That was terrible, but by hell was he going to use the setup. He’s a comedic genius.]
So you actually doin’ this or what? Cuz it won’t be instant- ain’t gonna pretend I can pull seafood out my ass.
You will though. Soon.
snakearm:
Are you finally useful for something?
“Am I gonna be shocked at how good it’s gonna feel?”
Freshwater, dumbass, not electric- how else are you gonna eat it after?
[Is he joking? Probably not to be honest, because the nasty just hit ground level and thought ‘let's make a basement floor, why not?’]
@snakearm
#all these subs in my feed and none of them want eels in their asses
Junkrat no.
Are you finally useful for something?
*points at ashe* bottom
“Excuse ya’, I’m a sadistic dom top.”
Prove it.
Looking out at this sea of super hero bitches like wow
Apparently being a bottom bitch is a requirement for heroism. No thanks.
Yeah- I bet you do like that don’tcha, bitch~?
BDSM CHECKLIST
snakearm replied to your post: “So whose dick do I gotta’ suck to suck some…
Mine
“Who the hell are you?”
A certified dreamboat babe, if you’re into dick sucking at least.
A size queen’s dream and an everyman’s challenge… If you’re up to it I mean~
“I suddenly have to leave.”
No wait come back--
