Capt. Snek

Captain Daishou Suguru of Nohebi Academy * * * * * Icons are all made by me. No art on this blog belongs to me unless tagged otherwise. Theme Art Credit

[snakebxte]

I’M SCREAMING AND HERE!! ! ! !! !

NOHEBI PROFILES, MY BOYS ALL HAVE NAMES NOW I’M IN LOVE! !! ! ! ! ! !!!!

[snakebxte]

Oh whoops, between real life and having absolutely no will to write, I kinda dropped off the face of this blog. But hopefully, I can try and ease myself back into the swing of things.

[snakebxte]

((Lmao whoops I just realized that I kind of dropped off the face of the earth but really its cause I've been too busy being a Pokemon trainer.)l

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[bemamar]

Soulmates!AU Sentence Meme

[guardianlibero]

the-rantingdiaries:

“Come ooonn, I’m really hungry! You’re the one supposed to feed me.”

“Do you ever think what it’d be like if we had the same marks? If it were you and me?”

“Do you love me? And not because you’re supposed to.”

“Do you think I’ll ever find it? The one with a mark on their arm saying they have to be with me?”

“Do you think there’s more than one? More than one soulmate for each one?”

“Do you think sex with a soulmate could ever be better than this? Because I doubt it.”

“Get out of work? Just tell them your soulmate needs you.”

“God, I love you so much. I know what I said before, but you’re everything I think about, everything I want, I don’t wanna turn my back on this. I don’t care what a piece of paper says or doesn’t. I’d still want this, you, if it didn’t say a thing.”

“Hell, no! You get that erased right now! It’s not me!”

“I can’t believe you’re it. From all the people- You can’t be. I hate you.”

“I got your letter. I know we never talked before, but you sent your number and… Do you think we can meet? And yes, it’s your name too.”

“I know I always say I don’t want to know, I don’t want to get it, the marker, but knowing for sure there’s someone out there for you, no matter what… I can’t say it isn’t tempting.”

“I know you’re horny. I can literally feel it. And it’s not helping me focus at all. So can’t you deal with it?”

“I know neither of us have markers, but I’m pretty sure they’d be glowing right now if we did.”

“I know this is not ideal, but I’m willing to try if you are.”

“I know you’re scared, I’m fucking scared too, but this says we got each other for life, that’s gotta be worth something, right?”

“I thought I’d never find you. Are you scared?”

“I’m scared as hell. But I still want to go through with it, I want to be able to prove it to anyone, let’s do this, let’s get the markers.”

“If I knew sex could be this amazing, I would have searched the name a long time ago.”

“If someone had warned me I would end up here… I would still have chosen you. I’ll always choose you.”

“It’s me…? Hell, it’s me. It really is me. You’re ruined.”

“Look at it! Don’t turn away. Can you see it? It’s a perfect match. I’m sorry if it sucks that it’s me. But it’s true. You can’t run from this.”

“No! No, it can’t be! That’s not-, no that’s not it… [Name] I can’t be your name… It’s not possible because… You’re not mine.”

“Our chests might not glow, but I would do anything for you, I’d go anywhere, I love you, and if that’s not soulmate material, than I don’t want to find my soulmate.”

“Okay, name one time pretending to be soulmates got us in trouble.”

“Please don’t ask me to leave. I want you so much it hurts. I never thought it could feel like this.”

“Promise me, promise me you’ll give us a chance before you go and get your mark done. Promise me.”

“So what? Just because a thing on my wrist glows I’m suddenly supposed to rebuild my whole life around you? Please. You’re fucking insane. This is fucking insane. Get the hell out.”

“This is just too hard. This soulmate thing. I know they say I’m your only chance. But I can’t do this. I’m sorry. You’re gonna have to find another way. I can’t be your soulmate.”

“We have to talk… I’ve met him/her. I’ve met the one. I can’t do this, I can’t marry you tomorrow.”

“We’re done. Mark or not mark. We’re done here. Don’t call me.”

“What if it never happens to me? Do you ever get scared about it?”

“What’s wrong?? I could feel in how much pain you were just now. God, I’m still shaking.”

“Why don’t you ever let me see it? If you have the name already, why can’t you tell me whose is it? I thought we were best friends.”

“Yes, I’m still scared! What if this is just a mistake? What if it passes someday and you don’t love me for me? What will be left then?”

“Yes, we’re soulmates! I get it, now shut up and fuck me, because I’m pretty sure it’s one of your duties.”

“You know, for someone who’s supposed to be my soulmate, you really need a new wardrobe. Or a new whole taste.”

“You know sometimes, some people, they don’t ever find a match, right? Do you still want to know?”

“You’re it okay?? I don’t know how, I don’t know why, all I know is that you’re the only one that will do, it hurts like goddamn hell, and I don’t-I just need you to let me in, please.”

“You’re my soulmate, I don’t need something telling me that.”

“(Name)? We need to talk… There’s something I have to tell you. Or show you, I guess. Please don’t be mad. I would have never- I’m sorry. But it’s your name. It’s you.”

[snakebxte]

Angst Starter Masterlist

" Aren't you going to say something?"

" And I thought I loved you."

" And I thought you loved me."

" Angry. I'm.. I'm angry."

" Aren't you even going to cry?"

" Are you going to cry?"

" Are you crying?"

" Are you okay?"

" Ask if I'm okay. Just ask."

" And this is why I don't want to stay anymore."

" Addiction isn't the way to go, ___ "

" Are you angry with me?"

" Are you afraid?"

" And now is the part where we say goodbye."

" And now you're going to leave me!"

" Are you just going to leave me?"

" Be friends with someone else."

" Boy/Girlfriend? Is that what you thought I meant?"

" Because you're such an ass and I- I just hate you!"

" But I've changed."

" But you've changed."

" Buy yourself something nice. Because I don't want this ring."

" But.. you're still alive?"

" Can't you just let me be happy for one?!"

" Can't you be happy for once?

" Can't you just be happy for me?"

" Come on, leave already!"

" Coward. That's all you are. A coward."

" Do you even know what you've done to me?"

" Do you have any remorse? "

" Don't you dare close your eyes on me!"

" Don't you dare die."

" Don't you care about me/her/him/them anymore?"

" Don't give me that look"

" Don't you want me to be happy?"

" Dammit! Everything was just starting to get better and then you do this!"

" Damn you."

" Don't lie to me."

" Don't like to him/her/them."

" Dammit.. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! You fucking ass!"

" Everything is fucked up now- everything is fucked because of you!"

" Everything's gone to hell."

" Everyone hates me."

" Everyone hates you."

" Everything hurts."

" Everything's going to be okay."

" Everyone loves you, not me."

" Everything is falling apart."

" Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."

" For someone whose dying, you seem kind of happy."

" Friends forever, right? Isn't that what you said?"

" Fuck off!"

" Fuck you!"

" Find a new place to live."

" Find a new girlfriend/boyfriend."

" Find a new best-friend."

" Fine. I'll leave."

" Forever and ever. That's how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back."

" Fucking hell, I hate you!"

" Get lost!"

" Get a job, you ass!"

" Get out of here!"

" Go get a life."

" Go. Just go."

" How are you still alive?"

" How long are you going to keep this up?"

" How long until you finally get lost?"

" How about I just leave."

" Hold up. You're breaking up with me?"

" Heaven doesn't exist."

" Hell is the only place we're going to be going."

" How about you leave now?"

" Is this how you're going to treat me?"

" I can't believe you."

" I'm a monster."

" I killed someone."

" I want to kill myself."

" I want to kill something."

" I'm running away."

" I'm leaving you."

" I can't look at you right now."

" I hope you die!"

" I don't understand."

" I'm so angry/sad. But you don't care."

" I can't hear anything."

" I'm dying."

" I have cancer."

" I can feel the darkness coming."

" I can't breathe."

" Just joking, I don't love you."

" Just go."

" Just leave me alone!"

" Just fuck off."

" Kill yourself. "

" Kindly get the hell away from me."

" Kids? I don't want kids."

" Kind. That's the one thing you can never manage to be."

" Lie. Just lie."

" Lie to me."

" Life is not worth living."

" Living isn't possible."

" Like I give a shit about you."

" Lies are all you're capable of."

" Lay down. It'll all be over soon."

" My heart is broken. "

" My.. everything hurts."

" My girlfriend/boyfriend left."

" My ____ is dead."

" Man, you're an asshole."

" My lies aren't working anymore."

" Mutt."

" Many times I lay awake and wonder why I'm alive anymore."

" Never again."

" Never speak to me again."

" No. I won't do it."

" No, I don't like you like that."

" No way in hell!"

" Now, now, is there really any reason to cry?"

" Now and again I really start to hate you."

" No. Stop crying, just stop it."

" Not how I wanted to spend my life."

" Never look at me again."

" People hate me."

" People hate you."

" Person? No, no. You're not a person. You're a robot."

" People like you sicken me."

" People like you deserve to die."

" Perhaps you should just leave, then."

" Piss off."

" Question: why are you still here?"

" Quiet. I'm getting sick of hearing your voice."

" Run away. That's what I'm doing."

" See? I hate you."

" See? You hate me."

" Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me."

" So.. you hate me, then?"

" So this is how it ends."

" Shoot me."

" Shit..."

" So why are you still here?"

" Sometimes people lie to me."

" Stories are just that. Stories."

" Took off with everything I had!"

" Time to go."

" This is the end. It's done."

" The story is ending now."

" This is the end."

" This is why I hate you."

" Then why do you say you love me?!"

" Unlike you I have friends."

" Unlike me, you have friends"

" Under the bed is were I have to hide from you."

" Underwater is where i want me coffin to be."

" Utter it again and I swear I'll kill you!"

" Very mature. Cunt."

" Why can't you row up?"

" Why cant you care about me?"

" Why do you hate me?"

" Why do I hate you?"

" What do you mean?"

" What?You're dying?"

" Why can't you just be you."

" When am I supposed to get my time to be happy?'

" Well. This isn't how it was supposed to end between us."

" Whatever, you asshole."

" Whenever you decide you can stand to talk to me ago, please do."

" Well. I hate you now."

" Well, you hate me now."

[snakebxte]

“Look at you lying there all used… Do you think you’re ready for more?”

║║ rough sex starter sentences ║║

Daishou can still feel the after effects of his orgasm lingering, his limbs heavy and twitching ever so often while his mind was blissfully blank. With how eagerly Bokuto had fucked him, he’s more than aware that he’s going to be sore (hell, he could already feel the beginnings of it in his hips), but Daishou didn’t have much in the ways of regrets.

That is, until Bokuto spoke.

He can feel heat prickle at the back of his neck even as disbelief sours his expression. Bokuto’s boundless energy doesn’t come as a surprise more than it’s something he hadn’t accounted for and Daishou buries his face into the pillow nearest him and gives a low, protesting sound.

“Not everyone has boundless amounts of energy like you.”

[snakebxte]

"A new best friend? Why would you want a new best friend? Would a new best friend do this?" In contrast to his usual demeanour, he's almost soft and gentle when he steps closer to his best friend and presses a hand to Suguru's face. He leans in, lips pressing together, and the kiss is slow and deep and lingering, and when he parts, the contact barely breaks and he presses their foreheads together with a sigh. "I'm glad you made it this far, Suguru... Without you... god knows..."

The kiss is welcomed with the kind of ease that’s born from years of trust. His movements are fluid when he shifts, presses closer and returns the kiss with a pliant mouth while his hands settle, one resting on Kazuma’s upper arm while the other cupped the back of his neck. When the kiss ends, it’s obvious that Suguru has softened in his own way. His shoulders are loose, relaxed, and his expression has melted from it’s usual calculated mischief into something a little more serene, a little more genuine. 

He doesn’t have to think about how incredible it is that they’ve made it this far, doesn’t have to think about how much they’ve grown since they were little kids, them against the world. Suguru is more than aware and the fact that Kazuma brings it up has a smile crinkling the corners of his eyes.

“You’re not going soft on me are you?”

[kuroomata]

                 “And just about everywhere else.” He purrs, pressing his lips against Daishou’s skin, his hold tightening as he gently nips his pulse point. He sways with him just a little, the fire in him redirecting for a moment to lavish on his lover.

[snakebxte]

Daishou’s breath hitches ever so slightly when he feels teeth against the sensitive skin of his neck and his thoughts nearly wobble off course. He knows this game too well, knows how to play it better however. There’s no hesitation in his movements when he shifts, reaches with one hand to cup the back of Kuroo’s neck, his other hand settling on the other’s upper arm. He leans forward to drag his mouth across Kuroo’s jaw then to his ear and when he speaks, his voice comes out low.

“Ah, you must be referring to your ego.”

[kuroomata]

                “Still bigger than you~”     He’s used to heavier weights, so he’s able to snatch the snake up in his arms with no hesitation. He sees a neck that is in need of some colourful marks.

[snakebxte]

There’s a split moment where Daishou nearly flails as he’s picked up and pulled close to Kuroo, his surprise shifting to a sneer once he was sure he wasn’t going to fall, “Where? Your hair?”

[kuroomata]

              “Yeah, because I’m not a girl, unlike you apparently.                                            Answer my question.”

[snakebxte]

He casually steps on Kuroo’s foot nbd, “If only your dick was as big as your attitude.”

[kuroomata]

                “So, you here to fuck or just attempting to sass me-??                                          I only got time for one of those.”

[snakebxte]

“Sorry, I forgot that you can’t multitask.”

[snakebxte]

“I can’t wait to see you covered in the bruises I’ll mark you with.” damn u and your smemes

║║rough sex starter sentences║║

The tilt of his head is a clear challenge that’s only further enhanced by  the smug curve of his lips. His tongue darts out for a moment before he quietly snorts, “Who says that your mouth won’t be too busy to leave marks on me.”

[angstmemes]

rough sex starter sentences

“Come here and get on your knees. Show me how much of me you can swallow.” “I want you to fuck me as hard as you can and I don’t want you to stop, even if I tell you to.” “We don’t need a safe word. You should handle everything I want to give you…” ”That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. We DO need a safe word.” “What was that? You don’t think you can cum again? I’m going to show you that you can.” “You wanted me to be rough, so I’m being rough, darling. Can’t you handle it?” “Look at you lying there all used… Do you think you’re ready for more?” “I don’t care whether you can take it. I will do it anyway and you’ll love it.” “Open up wide.” “Don’t you dare move. Did I tell you you could?” “Oh good, does that hurt?” “You will listen to every single word I say. If you don’t… then I’ll tie you up and I’ll leave you here desperate.” “Harder! Harder!” “Don’t stop now!” “I don’t care whether it will hurt. I just want it.” “I can’t wait to see you covered in the bruises I’ll mark you with.” “Not a sound, do you understand? You have to be absolutely quiet, or I will make you want to scream even louder.” “I would’ve prepared you for this if you’d not been begging for me to fuck you.” “You should see your face right now…” “I told you I was going to make you regret saying yes to this.” “Is that all you’ve got? That hardly hurt. Well, I guess it’s my turn now.” “You’re here for my pleasure, not the other way round. Do you understand, slave?!” “Tell me how much you want me and I’ll give you more than you can handle. That’s the game we’re playing now, honey.” “Don’t complain. I could’ve tied you up in even less comfortable positions.” “Oh, look at you. All tied up and ready to be fucked.” “What’s that? I can’t hear what you’re saying with that gag in your mouth.” “I’m not done yet! Spread your legs and lie the fuck still until I tell you to move!” “Oh this hurts, does it? I want you to beg for even more.” “Just count down with me and if you make it to zero without squirming, I’ll stop hurting you.” “This is about control and you’re definitely not going to have any.” “Show me you can follow orders and I’ll be a lot nicer, love.”

[the-archetype-of-civilization]

RPer Awareness Announcement

[pearledpriincess-blog]

the-archetype-of-civilization:

Ask memes.

This a bigger issue than people think. I know people make tons of them, all the way down to RP prompts, questions, drabbles, all that jazz. But this sort of thing needs to be recognized and needs to be addressed:

If someone is reblogging millions upon a millions of ask memes, you should do that person a favor and try to at least send a couple or so asks.

The reason why is because many people on this site want to feel wanted. They want to feel loved and they like the attention, but perhaps it’s just the way I feel about it. Either way, it goes a long night way if you send someone an ask. I’ve seen many of my favorite RP blogs get close to shutting down because no one took the time to send at least one ask to that person and it’s sad. People reblog literally PAGES of ask memes and no one sends them anything.

So, please, just try to care for your fellow partner and send an ask. You never know when their blog might break because of it.

[baraowl]

I kno Suguru w/ snake bites piercings is mostly popular but please consider snake eyes piercings Suguru…

[panoramicwolf]

Quick Daithou Thuguru while I work on bigger and better things.

You can’t tell me this dork wouldn’t have a tongue piercing and snek bites.