Yet another Monsterfucker on Tumblr.com

I post about monster fucking here (18+) (any pronouns)

[snakemancocksucker]

Macro reptile gets bottom surgery call that 9/11

[yenafromthehead]

Finally played ENA Dream BBQ, noone in this game is cishet

[yenafromthehead]

Fuck it, heres my headcanons for some of the first characters you meet:

Salesperson/Meanie ENA:

She is a bigender lesbian (because look at her and how she talks to coral glasses)

Froggy:

Hes transmasc (he's wearing a hoodie because he has body dysmorphia)

Dratula:

Hes also transmasc (has body dysmorphia related to being called a "pengvin")

Receptionist:

Lesbian (her girlfriend is the woman on the screens)

Kane:

demiboy possibly an age regressor (look at him)

Suspicious Man & Monagillos:

Poly gay throuple (they do bdsm)

Coral Glasses:

bisexual (w/heavy fem lean) Trans woman (again look at her)

[yenafromthehead]

More headcanons:

Shoryo:

intersex Divorced gay man (intersex because of that one line from Scout Clowndepot's stream where she said something along the lines of "this is a creature that knows it was built 'wrong' and feels it everyday")

Linda, Laurel, Laura, Maude (the Witches):

Lesbian polycule

Shaman:

In a gay polycule with his clones (them killing each other is like sex for them)

Warped Giant:

Knows that their something but is currently to busy being stuck in a building to care about finding out what

Hoarder Alex:

Pansexual italian

Vending Machine:

Shoryo's ex-husband

Full-Eyed Neighbour:

Alloaro

Handsome:

The most obnoxious bisexual chaser you'll ever meet

Dahlia:

Nonbinary drag preformer

Taski Maiden:

Transgender lesbian

Taxi Driver:

Doom head is an egg

Squeedly Headman:

Questioning

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 38

Uncle Iroh (Avatar The Last Airbender)

Melon (Beastars)

Voting ended onJun 15

[furrysnuffpolls]

Go my loyal army of perverts, kill that old man -mod Klax

[yenafromthehead]

I need a harem of obese Kobolds to use as pillows

[yenafromthehead]

Kobolds are the best sextoys because if you don't pull out you get more for free

[yenafromthehead]

*Hyenagirlboy holding A pair of scissors voice* what? No I didn't cut all of the armpits out of your shirts that would be weird, just like how you accused me of putting your thermostat on 80°F (27°C). Completely unrelated do you wanna do the YMCA dance for no reason :3

[gimmick-blog-detector]

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

[berdymane]

Reblog if you’d let a mutual smell your pits

[lucys-hound]

Fauxests your warhound

[yenafromthehead]

Why do bovines have such fuckable nostrils sendpoast

[newkinkjustdropped]

Having sex w a clowngirl and you ask for music and she yells "Hit it, Joe!" At the top of her lungs and you just hear from the next room over

[webstersnewcollegedictionary3rd]

Sex (sĕks) noun. [Mid. Eng. < Lat. sexus.] 1a. The property or quality by which many things are classified according to their reproductive functions. 1b. Any division of this classification (male,female,etc.) 2. a division of sex as a group 3. The sexual urge or instinct as manifested in desire 4. Sexual intercourse 5. The genitals

[yenafromthehead]

Everyone get Larger and Hairier™ now

[yenafromthehead]

*Hyenagirlboy with a 2ft bulge threatening to burst out of h(er/is) pants voice: oh damn, you have a stuffy nose? Sorry to hear about that :( unrelated but how far do you thing yournostrils can streach?

[gazeldhazel]

french kissing fat leaky sheath. you agree.

[furrysnuffpolls]

WATERBOARDING INVOLVES A BOARD!!!!!!

thats why its called that!!!

Waterboarding isn't just loading water on a wet rag on someone's face, they also have to be layer down at an angle (usually done on a board)!!!!

-mod Klax

[yenafromthehead]

Man, I sure hope A fat milf doesn't accidentally sit on my face and let it rip

[yenafromthehead]

Whoever designed humans to have their olfactory organs RIGHT next to their armpits was onto something