Finally played ENA Dream BBQ, noone in this game is cishet
Fuck it, heres my headcanons for some of the first characters you meet:
Salesperson/Meanie ENA:
She is a bigender lesbian (because look at her and how she talks to coral glasses)
Froggy:
Hes transmasc (he's wearing a hoodie because he has body dysmorphia)
Dratula:
Hes also transmasc (has body dysmorphia related to being called a "pengvin")
Receptionist:
Lesbian (her girlfriend is the woman on the screens)
Kane:
demiboy possibly an age regressor (look at him)
Suspicious Man & Monagillos:
Poly gay throuple (they do bdsm)
Coral Glasses:
bisexual (w/heavy fem lean) Trans woman (again look at her)
More headcanons:
Shoryo:
intersex Divorced gay man (intersex because of that one line from Scout Clowndepot's stream where she said something along the lines of "this is a creature that knows it was built 'wrong' and feels it everyday")
Linda, Laurel, Laura, Maude (the Witches):
Lesbian polycule
Shaman:
In a gay polycule with his clones (them killing each other is like sex for them)
Warped Giant:
Knows that their something but is currently to busy being stuck in a building to care about finding out what
Hoarder Alex:
Pansexual italian
Vending Machine:
Shoryo's ex-husband
Full-Eyed Neighbour:
Alloaro
Handsome:
The most obnoxious bisexual chaser you'll ever meet
Dahlia:
Nonbinary drag preformer
Taski Maiden:
Transgender lesbian
Taxi Driver:
Doom head is an egg
Squeedly Headman:
Questioning
