Fen: Uh, guys? What does a pregnancy test look like?
Astrid: Like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it.
Fen: Okay, so this is definitely a gun.
Astrid: Whoa! Yeah, put that away.
Laurie: Oh, my-- Why does Reyna have a gun?
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@snakur
Fen: Uh, guys? What does a pregnancy test look like?
Astrid: Like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it.
Fen: Okay, so this is definitely a gun.
Astrid: Whoa! Yeah, put that away.
Laurie: Oh, my-- Why does Reyna have a gun?
Astrid: Okay, I wasn't rich like you guys, okay? I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony. I had a hard life! My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
Reyna: Your mother killed herself!
Astrid: She was a drug dealer!
Baldwin: Where's Laurie?
Astrid: Well, I'm afraid she's feeling under the weather. Guess it's just you, me, and six hours in frigid international waters.
Baldwin: Or we could stay on dry land, hang out with some witnesses?
You think you can fight me? I am the [ thing ] t͡h̷e̡͞ da̡̢rk̸̢̀ǹ̸e̸s̀͟҉s̨͜ F E A R S .
me: *gets a bad idea*
me: great idea
“I’m sorry I’m so sorry now I’m sorry That I let you down”
— NF - Let You Down (via wordsnquotes-online)
metamorphosis is not easy, but it is necessary.
some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”
me: “Because they’re a great character.”
asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”
me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON you imaginationless wet napkin, this character is an asshole and a human disaster who deserves everything coming to them but they c a n s t i l l b e m y f a v o r i t e”
musesgonnamuse:
Telling your rp partners angsty headcanons, plots, etc and enjoying their reactions a lil too much
when you have an idea for an AU but realize no one would probably RP it with you
“Do you ever wonder whether people would like you more or less if they could see inside you?”
— John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
“…Maybe everybody in the whole damn world is scared of each other.”
— John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men
baby: *incomprehensible babbling*
me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0
favorite lit quotes ➤ vicious, v.e. schwab
“We all need mantras, I guess - stories we tell ourselves to keep us going.”
— Lauren Oliver, Pandemonium
self care is spending all night drinking and talking philosophy and never experiencing an emotion, ever,
Laurie: Hey. This is not the time to blame Astrid.
Astrid: Thank you. Finally.
Laurie: There will be plenty of time to blame Astrid later, when this is resolved.