[theconcealedweapon]

[sleepysprout]

you’ll find someone and they’ll do all the little things with you that you’ve always dreamed of

[gaypeopletwitter]

[obeythesea]

Does anyone else have a hard time believing that somebody will wanna stay with you forever bc same

[gogh-chase-the-stars]

Me: desperately wants a loving, healthy relationship

Also me: is terrified of abandonment and letting people get too close

[bblissfulbb]

Who is up to fall in love with me and spend the rest of their life with this idiot

[mouth-of-god-fist-of-bone-deact]

People will make fun of how Tan constantly gives guys button down shirts and I’d just like to say that it’s not Tan’s fault that straight men don’t know the bare minimums of fashion

[mygayexcatholicass]

People make fun of how Antoni constantly teaches guys how to make simple meals (saying Antoni can’t actually cook) and I’d just like to say that it’s not Antoni’s fault that straight men don’t know the bare minimums of cooking

[ithelpstodream]

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

[ruinedchildhood]

[snapdragonsandgin]

Clearly they make no effort, because thats my worth

That is why I am alone, and will always be

[papa-mint]

[commanderboshtette]

story summary: one of the most wanted drug dealers in rio de janeiro & fellow gang members kidnap 2 male nurses from a clinic in the middle of the night along with a bunch of their syringes and all the vaccine doses they could find, drive to one of the poorest regions in the area (and location of the gang’s headquarters), and tell the nurses to vaccinate everyone because the hospitals were unable to up with the epidemic and the poorest communities were getting left out.

they then drove the nurses back to the clinic 2 hours later when they were done

[mcavoy]

[snapdragonsandgin]

Honestly

Fuxk this shit

[babyjjoon]

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

[lemonadeandrice]

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

[anarchopuppy]

this is so sad alexa unionize your workplace

[precovidian]

The best hashtag evah

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

The firmer you grasp the fish, the more complete your understanding of sea life will become. Underwater labcoat completely necessary for this step, unlike breathing apparatuses like a snorkel or a regulator. Real marine biologists grow gills upon getting their diploma.

[lesbirdan]

Academia is accurate tho