Severus Snape Is A Vampire. Change My Mind.

I'm just a Ravenclaw trying to be a credit to my house, but a certain potions master is determined to not let that happen. I'm also trying to solve the mystery of the cursed vaults and find my lost brother, but no one else needs to know about that! (Stevie Rogers on Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery.)

[snapeisavampire]

I never Liked you Percy and I never will.

[snapeisavampire]

Boi how is that MY job?

[snapeisavampire]

At first I was mad that this is 8hs. Then I realized a Gilderoy Lockheart lecture lasting 8 hours is on brand for him. Also only being able to click on him is a funny use of the game mechanic.

Ya got me JamCity.

[snapeisavampire]

The entire Quidditch substory has been one of my favorite experiences.

[snapeisavampire]

Thank you for the dating advice that you “werent” going to give me Sev. 💗

[snapeisavampire]

[snapeisavampire]

In a game where I literally wear all of Bill Weasley’s old clothes, I’m not allowed to ask him to a dance.

Ok Jam City. Sure.

[severusdefender]

my favourite thing about hogwarts mystery snape is that he is much meaner and violent than canon snape but also the characters act like he’s practically harmless. oh snape threw a jar at you, that’s a funny story to tell your housemates. oh you need inspiration for your music, just ask snape to endlessly insult you

[snapeisavampire]

Look whose out here living in a glass house and throwing stones.

[hogwartsmysteryreacts]

So far Charlie Weasley is the only one who has proven he is capable of convincing me to come outside

[snapeisavampire]

I was so so excited to see my favorite dialog option from Year One was brought back for the the Christmas Sidequest. Snape IS a vampire. Change my mind.

[snapeisavampire]

I just really wanted to know what happened if I said that I missed Snape. Aparently his insults keep me warm. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Where’s the Lie??

[snapeisavampire]

Was? Was that a compliment??

[snapeisavampire]

It’s year 5 and Rowan hasn’t learned Lumos yet but she can teach History of Magic?

[hufflepuffmystery]

Hey Dumbledore may I be a Gryffindor from now on? Oh why? Cuz my prefect looks like a freaking cursed doll and I think she’s gonna kill me in my sleep and eat my flesh

[weasleyismyking540]

No no….we are going to talk about it. You cant just gloss over Azkaban like it’s a trip to Honeydukes. What did you do?

[moon-calvary]

Prefect: MC, we need to talk abou-

MC: the common room was already on fire when i got there

Prefect: what?

MC: what?