I can’t wait to love you or whatever the fuck

Vaughn Trapp RP blog

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I RETURN

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(Sending lots of love man, hope the rest of the year is better for you)

We missed you Vaughn, glad to have you back :)

Lovely to be back, shmutz.

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One does not simply post something like they didn't just disappear for over a month

(OOC context, I wanted to self delete the entirety of september)

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HELLO LITTLE GAY PEOPLE ON MY PHONE

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My hat falls off and reveals suspiciously rat shaped ears "W-WAIT!! I CAN EXPLAIN!!!"

One of the only rats I can stand

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Vaughn, I stuck my 🥒 in the rat trap and now I'm bleeding profusely...

I bit you

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Ur so cute. I wanna put you in a little jar a shake it

Is this the Rainbow Dash jar

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BLOWING PARKER UP WITH MY MIND

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somebody rp freddy x vaughn with me i’m begging

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Vaughn Vaughn Vaughn I saw an opossum on my walk home from work and it reminded me of you <3

(I know your whole thing is catching rats, but the ears and tail reminded me of your hair)

AWW THANK YA SHMUTZ

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Honestly, dude I dont know how to feel about you

I mean, I think ur cute but idk if it is on a romantic way

How do you suggest I feel about u?

Honestly, shmutz it’s okay if you don’t like me romantically. I ain’t everyone’s cup of tea. I’m sure the other dateables would love ya

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Mmmm. You seem nice. Have some cheese, buddy! ^^

* The human, Chris, smiled as they handed the silly goofy rat man some cheese. *

- @ice-cold-pack-andthehuman

THANK YA, SHMUTZ

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good news vaughn! sweet darling Mateo has entrusted you to babysit and care for his rescued rats for the weekend! Have fun!

I’m only doin this because I like Mateo

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Vaughn, what would you say your type of person is when it comes to romance? Of course the factor of if they have cheese or not isn't a part of the question hehe

Just someone who understands me, shmutz

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*drops off bags of cheese curds and runs away*

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squeak. sorry, pardon, me and my hoard of rats just gonna squeeze by real quick, ignore us.

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THRASHING AROUND

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( @cheeses-anonymous )

You stumble upon a small box wrapped in brown construction paper and tied up with twine. It's addressed to you. Inside is a note:

Dearest Vaughn,

I regret to say I haven't been in the best of states lately, and I apologize for not talking to you much because of it. This is not an apology gift, though. I just wanted you to have it. I like giving gifts.

Yours,

L

Inside is a hand-stitched rat plushie with beady little button eyes (!), a jar of obviously homemade blackberry jam (!!), and a full pound of Montgomery's Cheddar (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!!?!!!).

(//Montgomery's Cheddar is a very nice cheese. It sells at $45/lb. Cheese anon is 1. loaded, 2. thoughtful, and 3. absolutely whipped)

SHMUTZ ITS OKAY IM JUST GLAD TO SEE YOU