Better Than 13

Android 17 from DBZ rp blog, mun is Ace. Come in put up your feet don't let me in the drivers seat. And remember kids trucker hats are terrible.

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The wheels on the truck go heyuck heyuck heyuck

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"Darn it Keith change your name I'm embarrassed to say it...ugh Keith LOOK OUT FOR KEITH!"

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“…It’s not scary, and I’m embarrassed to say it.”

- Keith…

LOOK OUT FOR KEITH!

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@inauspiciious

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“Aesthetic”

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“I wonder what would happen if I absorbed two seventeens..

Actually, better I don’t. Last thing anyone wants is to be that much of a poser-punk-ass-edge lord.”

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“Can’t blame you there, I know I’d probably be too much for you to handle”

“Just like how you couldn’t handle an eleven year old.”

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"Aesthetic"

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"I got a favor to ask ya. Regrettably. But yer the only one available so don't think yer the first one I thought of."

“Well it’s nice to see that you think so highly of me then, I knew that I felt us getting closer. 

What’s up what do you want?”

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" Will you two toasters be quiet?! Some of us are trying to hibernate!" (TuffleTruffleKing)

“Um excuse you I am NOT a TOASTER I am a toaster oven.”

[tuffletrufflekingarchived]

“ HAHAHAHAHA! You? Strong? Just looking at you shows me that you’re a scrawny little worm. I’ve swatted flies stronger than you!”

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“Well looks like you’ve never heard of ‘don’t judge a book by it’s cover either’. Look why don’t you just run along and mind your own business before I have to show you just how strong I am the old fashioned way.”

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“ Oooh, I’m shaking. I’m soooo scared! Help me everyone, the tiny cyborg with the ribbon wants to hurt me. WAAAAAAH!”

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“Oh hey is that a bug on your arm?”

“Oops looks like my finger slipped.”

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“ Would you look at that…..mine slipped too.”

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“Looks like you’ve gotta be more careful where you point that if you’re going to be such a clutz with it. But for some reason I don’t feel like that was an accident.” 

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“ Well….let’s see if I can ‘accidentally’ point this one in the right direction!”

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“What the actual- that’s disgusting.”

“And can you not? The hair doesn’t grow back you know, .” 

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" Will you two toasters be quiet?! Some of us are trying to hibernate!" (TuffleTruffleKing)

“Um excuse you I am NOT a TOASTER I am a toaster oven.”

[tuffletrufflekingarchived]

“ HAHAHAHAHA! You? Strong? Just looking at you shows me that you’re a scrawny little worm. I’ve swatted flies stronger than you!”

[snarkycyborg17-blog]

“Well looks like you’ve never heard of ‘don’t judge a book by it’s cover either’. Look why don’t you just run along and mind your own business before I have to show you just how strong I am the old fashioned way.”

[tuffletrufflekingarchived]

“ Oooh, I’m shaking. I’m soooo scared! Help me everyone, the tiny cyborg with the ribbon wants to hurt me. WAAAAAAH!”

[snarkycyborg17-blog]

“Oh hey is that a bug on your arm?”

“Oops looks like my finger slipped.”

[tuffletrufflekingarchived]

“ Would you look at that…..mine slipped too.”

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“Looks like you’ve gotta be more careful where you point that if you’re going to be such a clutz with it. But for some reason I don’t feel like that was an accident.” 

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" Will you two toasters be quiet?! Some of us are trying to hibernate!" (TuffleTruffleKing)

“Um excuse you I am NOT a TOASTER I am a toaster oven.”

[tuffletrufflekingarchived]

“ HAHAHAHAHA! You? Strong? Just looking at you shows me that you’re a scrawny little worm. I’ve swatted flies stronger than you!”

[snarkycyborg17-blog]

“Well looks like you’ve never heard of ‘don’t judge a book by it’s cover either’. Look why don’t you just run along and mind your own business before I have to show you just how strong I am the old fashioned way.”

[tuffletrufflekingarchived]

“ Oooh, I’m shaking. I’m soooo scared! Help me everyone, the tiny cyborg with the ribbon wants to hurt me. WAAAAAAH!”

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“Oh hey is that a bug on your arm?”

“Oops looks like my finger slipped.”

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snarkycyborg17

“Way to deep throat that corn cob man.”

“I don’t fuckin’ shove it in my throat, christ man!”

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“I’ve seen the way you eat corn and I beg to differ.”

[that-southern-guy]

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@inauspiciious

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headcanon that rather than eating corn on the cob like a regular human being

he eats like he would eat a hot dog and it

weirds the fuck out of so many people and he loves it

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“Way to deep throat that corn cob man.”

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"AHAHAHAHAAAA YOU JUST GOT OWNED BY 16"

“And yet despite him helpin’ ya out, ya still got absorbed by Cell, didn’t ya?”

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“Not cool man. Not cool.”

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Hello all! Sansy here, now presenting an all new muse of mine. Please, allow me to introduce you to everyone’s favorite, Android 16!

Kindly reblog this if you’d be interested in interacting with the nature loving android we all love.

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" Will you two toasters be quiet?! Some of us are trying to hibernate!" (TuffleTruffleKing)

“Um excuse you I am NOT a TOASTER I am a toaster oven.”

[tuffletrufflekingarchived]

“ HAHAHAHAHA! You? Strong? Just looking at you shows me that you’re a scrawny little worm. I’ve swatted flies stronger than you!”

[snarkycyborg17-blog]

“Well looks like you’ve never heard of ‘don’t judge a book by it’s cover either’. Look why don’t you just run along and mind your own business before I have to show you just how strong I am the old fashioned way.”

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